How to spot a pedophile

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Look in the mirror. :P
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dont push ur luck pal, if u want more WoW gold in the future :lol:
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Heh, I took the test a while ago, and got somewhere around 75%. I can honestly say that the pedosmile technique worked for the most part
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heh, that and I sometimes took a chance on the people who didn't have such a pedosmile, just out of suspicion
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You have a pedosmile yourself Mystic...lay off the loli man.
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This is seriously the scariest thing on earth, especially when you're at the pedo age. I did this test around 2:00 am in a dark room and it seriously freaked me out; the nightmare of "when you don't think ther'e nobody in the room but there actually is someone there" are coming back :( .
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ryusenka wrote:This is seriously the scariest thing on earth, especially when you're at the pedo age. I did this test around 2:00 am in a dark room and it seriously freaked me out; the nightmare of "when you don't think ther'e nobody in the room but there actually is someone there" are coming back :( .
OMG are you really just 13???
is this the youngest person in this forum who posted?
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Post by Eldo »

If we had any pedophiles here, they would be saying 'fresh meat'.

Or it could be a disguise used by a pedophile.
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Man hide the kid before the pedos on the forums see him.
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hmmm, from the looks of ryusenka's av and sig.... its kinda pedophillic.

is this guy some kind of sick poser?
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He's way too young to be reading Berserk, anyway.

As is Buzkashi.


I call ban. :kekeke:
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Fresh Meat. 17 in 4 days bitches. Ahahhah
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Buzkashi wrote:Fresh Meat. 17 in 4 days bitches. Ahahhah
I thought you just turned 16 :? .
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? Que? Why would you think that?
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LordMune wrote:He's way too young to be reading Berserk, anyway.



What've you got against young people? I showed berserk to a 5th grader and he loved it, but it was mainly due to the action and the sex :roll: . There're plenty of young people can read Berserk, not smart enough to fully appreciate it, but still enjoy it. Besides, it's not much different than most of the games out there these days.

Puck doesn't really count as something a pedo would admire.......he's just cool. I'm a perfectly healthy 13 teenager who likes OLDER people that can actually masturbate and not urinate themselves.
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If people your age can't fully appreciate Berserk, they should read Gantz or Elfen Lied or other equally retarded manga. Reading but not comprehending is an insult.

Also you suck because I'm older than you. You may go play with buzkashi now, just keep it down. 8) j/k :P
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Wait, since when do we have a 13 year old in our midst?

This kid is going to provide some serious comedy gold.

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LordMune wrote:Also you suck because I'm older than you.
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You guys are just jealous cause I have more potential to succeed than you guys :lol: . I fully appreciate because I'm the one buying it when I've read it already when the books cost $15, quite something for a 13 yr old with no job that has to beg off our mothers and siblings just to order them online because they're cheaper and I have no credit card and money orders are too risky. Also, the story in berserk is the best shit I've ever read.

Edit: Oh, and you guys are so old and outta shape that you have man titties sagging down lower than your grandma's titties.
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ryusenka wrote:You guys are just jealous cause I have more potential to succeed than you guys :lol: . I fully appreciate because I'm the one buying it when I've read it already when the books cost $15, quite something for a 13 yr old with no job that has to beg off our mothers and siblings just to order them online because they're cheaper and I have no credit card and money orders are too risky. Also, the story in berserk is the best shit I've ever read.

Edit: Oh, and you guys are so old and outta shape that you have man titties sagging down lower than your grandma's titties.
are you for real?
or just a troll asking for it?
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Quest wrote:
ryusenka wrote:You guys are just jealous cause I have more potential to succeed than you guys :lol: . I fully appreciate because I'm the one buying it when I've read it already when the books cost $15, quite something for a 13 yr old with no job that has to beg off our mothers and siblings just to order them online because they're cheaper and I have no credit card and money orders are too risky. Also, the story in berserk is the best shit I've ever read.

Edit: Oh, and you guys are so old and outta shape that you have man titties sagging down lower than your grandma's titties.
are you for real?
or just a troll asking for it?
He's 13.
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LordMune wrote:
Quest wrote:
ryusenka wrote:You guys are just jealous cause I have more potential to succeed than you guys :lol: . I fully appreciate because I'm the one buying it when I've read it already when the books cost $15, quite something for a 13 yr old with no job that has to beg off our mothers and siblings just to order them online because they're cheaper and I have no credit card and money orders are too risky. Also, the story in berserk is the best shit I've ever read.

Edit: Oh, and you guys are so old and outta shape that you have man titties sagging down lower than your grandma's titties.
are you for real?
or just a troll asking for it?
He's 13.
good point.
but its tough to differentiate between forum trolls and thirteen-year-olds.

i still think he is a poser.
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ryusenka wrote:You guys are just jealous cause I have more potential to succeed than you guys :lol: . I fully appreciate because I'm the one buying it when I've read it already when the books cost $15, quite something for a 13 yr old with no job that has to beg off our mothers and siblings just to order them online because they're cheaper and I have no credit card and money orders are too risky. Also, the story in berserk is the best shit I've ever read.

Edit: Oh, and you guys are so old and outta shape that you have man titties sagging down lower than your grandma's titties.
Hey kiddo, my girlfriend has an old Barbie doll she doesn't want anymore.

She's blowing me right now because, you know, that's what people over 13 do, but I'll tell her to ship the doll to you as soon as she's done.

Don't worry, shipping is on me.

PS: I make more money than you.
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:shock:

this forum is getting weird
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Skullkracker wrote::shock:

this forum is getting weird
Some people don't understand humour. Typically it is the juvenile of the group, who tries to join in but doesn't quite understand the interaction.
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:)

truth in that

I wonder what the reply will be
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Femto wrote: Hey kiddo, my girlfriend has an old Barbie doll she doesn't want anymore.

She's blowing me right now because, you know, that's what people over 13 do, but I'll tell her to ship the doll to you as soon as she's done.
Tell Buzkashi I said hi.
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