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How to spot a pedophile

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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... t_the_pedo

I got 40%, funny though.
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57%

hmmm...an avarage person has about 50% chance to tell if somebody is pedo or not...wow, how scientific
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I got 42%

yea this thing has to be one of the least accurate ways to spot pedophile.
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got a 57! its a tough test!
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You guessed 9 of 19 correctly (%47.4). Your grade: D-
wtf ... But the correct answers page is funny .. in some way
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i think its partially wrong, some of those old farts are definitely pedophiles!
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You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+

Out of 720,115 people who took this test, the average score is: %50.9

indeed...
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Well I've conducted some tests and I've came up with the real way to spot a pedophile.

99.9 % of Pedophiles :

-Are over 6'2"
-live on the east coast
-Live in one of the 13 original colonies
-Wear Glasses
-Are married
-The state they live in has no football team
-Blonde Hair
-Drive Volkswagons
-Often Speak with Pirate Dialect ex: Yar
-Likes to endulge in beer and linux related activities
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<_< >_> :wtf:

Thankfully I don't have blond hair! Those damn pedos.
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Ahem..

You dont have to fit all descriptions. Its just hte more you fit the more of a chance that your a pedo.
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ahhh maddox you funny guy...


You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+


damn psi is a smart guy, so does this mean i am as smart as him??
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You guessed 15 of 19 correctly (%78.9). Your grade: B-

Eh...my dad was a cop.
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Gaiseric wrote:You guessed 15 of 19 correctly (%78.9). Your grade: B-

Eh...my dad was a cop.
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did your dad teach you profiling or something lol
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You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+


It was both easy and hard cause the black chick i geussed wrong on but the old men with creepy grin was too easy.
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Libaax wrote:You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+


It was both easy and hard cause the black chick i geussed wrong on but the old men with creepy grin was too easy.
I guessed wrong to on Debra Lafave. She looked to hot to be a little boy rapist. Would it be fun being raped by her? Would it actually be rape?
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My spainsh teacher was a hot Asian/domician woman. She had sex with one of her students. I so wish i was that boy now...
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thas a nice mix!
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Pedosmile, thats classic Maddox :twisted:
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panasonic wrote:did your dad teach you profiling or something lol
Nah, I think I just kinda picked it up or something.
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good to know, you can protect your children in the future!
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Gaiseric wrote:
panasonic wrote:did your dad teach you profiling or something lol
Nah, I think I just kinda picked it up or something.
Evil knows Evil :P
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Devil_Dante wrote:
Gaiseric wrote:
panasonic wrote:did your dad teach you profiling or something lol
Nah, I think I just kinda picked it up or something.
Evil knows Evil :P
Shh... :twisted:
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Devil_Dante wrote:
Libaax wrote:You guessed 11 of 19 correctly (%57.9). Your grade: D+


It was both easy and hard cause the black chick i geussed wrong on but the old men with creepy grin was too easy.
I guessed wrong to on Debra Lafave. She looked to hot to be a little boy rapist. Would it be fun being raped by her? Would it actually be rape?

I geussed wrong on her too just as you i thought she was too hot rape a little boy. As it said why would a 27 year old hottie need to rape when she can tempt the boy even little boy are horny enough not so no to her ;)
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still cant believe john bolton was a no
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