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what's the average flying speed of the South African Sparrow?
They'll slow enough to be shot and easy to cook. Tastes like chicken.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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oops, i almost forgot to ask you, sir Eldo;
why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
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Dr. Eldo:

What's the rule on double posting again? I think I forgot.

Is it a good Idea to use the edit button instead?

:wink:
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oops... :oops:
never again....
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why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
Because it's hidden.
where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
Why the hell do you want hockey sticks when you can get the gold?
What's the rule on double posting again?
The rule is no double posting allowed.
Is it a good Idea to use the edit button instead?
Indeed it is.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Hey, you never answered my question about the rules!


Tempest wrote:With that, I have a question for Dr. Eldo. Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.
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Maybe he thought the answers lie within your heart. :kekeke:
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Heh, sorry, dear patient. I must have overlooked your question. I'll try to provide my qualified and professional service to answer your sacred question. A full, complete and explanatory answer will be provided.
Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.


Because they r teh n00bs.

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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Hah! I knew it!

I am learning a lot from the good doctor. (instantly my favorite thread,)
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Doctor Eldo, why did you cheat on your doctorate exams?
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Doctor Eldo, why did you cheat on your doctorate exams?
...doctorate exams...?

Um, whoever told you that is a liar and a cheat.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Eldo wrote:The answers lie within your heart.
Poetry at work.
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Why are religions funny and gay?
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Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
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Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
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Tempest wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
Word, someone had a bad day. Glad Temp knows im playin. :twisted:
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Tempest wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
A group of angry athiests... Oh and they were Cookie Krisps.
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Why are religions funny and gay?
To attract an audience and evoke controversy and dr4m4 for the people.
Why are you funny and gay?
Because of his avatar and sig, I bet.
Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
The people who couldn't find a toilet at that time.
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what aisle can i find 50 Cent in at the dollar store?

how much would 50 Cent cost with taxes?

What should i do with my vacation time besides watch movies?
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what aisle can i find 50 Cent in at the dollar store?
In the middle aisle.
how much would 50 Cent cost with taxes?
Depends on how much of 50 Cent you have.
What should i do with my vacation time besides watch movies?
Find a way to stop time so you could watch more movies.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Why does two long island iced teas, a jagermeister, and a shit load of scotch make emo girls look do-able?
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Why does dr.eldo get so violent when hes been drinking?
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Which Beer is the absolute best beer in the world, and why is it the best one?
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Why does two long island iced teas, a jagermeister, and a shit load of scotch make emo girls look do-able?


Because that drink is a recipe for disaster.
Why does dr.eldo get so violent when hes been drinking?


What the fuck? Who the fuck is feeding you this bullshit? On the contrary, I'm a perfect gentleman even when intoxicated. Those accidents were purely collateral, casualties of war. They choose a wrong time to piss me off.
Which Beer is the absolute best beer in the world?


I can tell you the worse beer is Victoria Bitter.
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Its not cheating unless you get caught right?
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