what's the average flying speed of the South African Sparrow?
They'll slow enough to be shot and easy to cook. Tastes like chicken.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
oops, i almost forgot to ask you, sir Eldo;
why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
why have i yet to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
Because it's hidden.
where the H-E double hockey sticks is the end of a rainbow??
Why the hell do you want hockey sticks when you can get the gold?
What's the rule on double posting again?
The rule is no double posting allowed.
Is it a good Idea to use the edit button instead?
Indeed it is.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Hey, you never answered my question about the rules!
Tempest wrote:With that, I have a question for Dr. Eldo. Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.
Heh, sorry, dear patient. I must have overlooked your question. I'll try to provide my qualified and professional service to answer your sacred question. A full, complete and explanatory answer will be provided.
Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.
Because they r teh n00bs.
The answers lie within your heart.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Doctor Eldo, why did you cheat on your doctorate exams?
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Doctor Eldo, why did you cheat on your doctorate exams?
...doctorate exams...?
Um, whoever told you that is a liar and a cheat.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Buzkashi wrote:Why are you funny and gay? Ermm sorry I didnt mean that.. The funny part that is.
Ouch. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
A group of angry athiests... Oh and they were Cookie Krisps.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
To attract an audience and evoke controversy and dr4m4 for the people.
Why are you funny and gay?
Because of his avatar and sig, I bet.
Who pissed in your Cheerios today?
The people who couldn't find a toilet at that time.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
what aisle can i find 50 Cent in at the dollar store?
In the middle aisle.
how much would 50 Cent cost with taxes?
Depends on how much of 50 Cent you have.
What should i do with my vacation time besides watch movies?
Find a way to stop time so you could watch more movies.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Why does two long island iced teas, a jagermeister, and a shit load of scotch make emo girls look do-able?
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then
blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry
Why does dr.eldo get so violent when hes been drinking?
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Why does two long island iced teas, a jagermeister, and a shit load of scotch make emo girls look do-able?
Because that drink is a recipe for disaster.
Why does dr.eldo get so violent when hes been drinking?
What the fuck? Who the fuck is feeding you this bullshit? On the contrary, I'm a perfect gentleman even when intoxicated. Those accidents were purely collateral, casualties of war. They choose a wrong time to piss me off.
Which Beer is the absolute best beer in the world?
I can tell you the worse beer is Victoria Bitter.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
