Evil Genius

akurei wrote:This theory is probably.... screwed up

it wasn't screwed up, just long as hell. and this is a berserk forum, everyone is pretty much on the latest chapter and if they're not, they deserve to have it spoiled. so you don't need to put in the spoiler warning.

Poor ugly little brother

Is there some specific meaning to the larch or do you just think larch trees are good for hanging people off of? Isn't it kind of arbitrary?

Guts can't have a dragonslayer-lightsaber because it would cauterize all the wounds and he wouldn't get to be drenched in blood afterwards (a specific trademark of his). There's BARELY any point to killing people if you can't be drenched in blood afterwards.

He admits this after cutting off his hand.

Stupid Theory: Griffith becomes King. Due to his lack of exercise and increase in available food, he quickly becomes morbidly obese. Unable to defeat Guts in the very end, he instead freezes Guts in Carbonite and displays him prominently the main entertainment hall, where he gets the sexier apostles...

I miss him

I think Judeau was in love with Casca. How do you know he wasn't shy with girls? He's pretty young, and the only girl you ever really see him around is Casca (although i'm sure as a merc he met lots of girls..) However! Who was worried about Casca not being able to take the heat when leading the Haw...

OMG!!!1! bu7 h3 w45 t3h f4s73r d4n Gu7z!!!1!!! h0\/\/ 1z i7 p0ss1bl3?!?>?!> I predict that they never make it to Elfhelm. Miura, tired after 30 freakin volumes of this manga, decides to kill off everyone except Casca, who melds with Idea and detonates the universe, thus ending even the possibility o...

Guts should use Serpico's magic wind sword. Now that would be hilarious.

We've become monsters. hahahaha. Back on topic... Isidro IS a spy for the Vatican, and he's seen all of Farnese's naughty fetishes (self-flagellation, sword-riding) and reported them to the Pope, who proceeded to write them as scenes in the next ROBOPORN vid. Guts gets a new rocket attachment for ad...

Ah, Donovan. Now that he's dead, i bet the memory of him is the only thing Guts can't defeat.

Now here's a stupid theory: Guts has a mind altering experience after eating some moldy food. He decides never to touch a sword again and instead dedicates his life to conversing with plants, and working out people's conflicts through group therapy. He has the Dragonslayer melted down to make commem...

Pff, he seemed to live without her just fine while he was travelling alone. He just needs a constant stream of enemies to keep his mind off things.

The adult film is titled Booty and the Beast, and mostly features hard core RoboPenetration.

The horror of it causes Slan to join a convent and become a nun. Darkness falls over the land.

Of course RoboGuts needs a RoboPenis. He still has to take a piss you know. And what is his love for Caska if there's no wild forest sex spanning 3 pages and punctuated by a disturbing flashback to the scene of his childhood rape??? Nothing, that's what. RoboGuts also gets a lot of offers to make ad...

Because Godo is Guts' father (see: Sheath Episode), Guts has his talent for metalworking. Due to his terrible wounds, he is forced to forge himself a new body, becoming ROBOGUTS. Movie contracts flood his mailbox.

Good job! It really does look like an actual game box!

so, about that fanart....

Probably. But that means if she ever got a human form, she'd be back the way she used to be, like Griffith! :O

I bet Slan used to be an ugly, dirty old man who wished he was a woman. Hahahaha. The Godhands are allowed to be anything they want after all.

Or maybe Slan was a woman who got killed for being promiscuous?

MrFelony wrote:best use of /337 ive seen in a while

i try.

Staring at naked chicks is the only reason I go to art school. I draw occasionally too.

He's actually my friend's uncle. Never met him though.