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roffles...

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:50 am
by Femto
Image

:kekeke:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:54 am
by Buzkashi
Poor bastard what kind of moron would just strait up poor hot butter on a girl you likes stuff.

He be certified fucked up.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:55 am
by dos.azn
i dont even wanna know what other forums you post at....

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:59 am
by LordMune
Oh WTF.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:00 am
by DarkenRahlX
That dude must have made that up.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:01 am
by Femto
dos.azn wrote:i dont even wanna know what other forums you post at....
I actually got the picture from ng.com. It came from the IGN boards apparently, and it kinda makes sense, considering the overall quality of IGN.

The thread was deleted BTW. :kekeke:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:04 am
by dos.azn
wat a moron too, doesnt even know how to use his dick

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:06 am
by Malvado
hmm favor lube, it's a great plan.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:23 am
by psi29a
That was friggen awesome, *laughs*. Who in their right mind calls it a cooter? :D

I love my forum minions, they make me laugh. ^_^

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:24 am
by Eldo
Oh dear... :wtf: :kekeke:

:stupid: :OWTH:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:29 am
by MrFelony
:LOL: (refering to initial post)

wow i cant believe he did that...did he carry the glass of scalding butter-water in an oven mit until he poured it on her? man what a poor confused dude.

EDIT:
loser wrote:plus ill give you 2 n64 games
okay 1.) so she is a prostiture now and 2.) dont you have any better games to give her?

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:32 am
by Starlore
For the love of God....roflmao. I'll hold out hope that it's concocted bullshit. If it's not, I'll have to burn that last shred of faith in humanity as a whole, that I've been saving. Wow, 8 fuckin minutes to melt butter?!...& who told him to lube up the clit in the first place??! That kid is aching for guidance...Guidance that only my crowbar, can give...haha :oops:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:36 am
by MrFelony
that do, maybe he coudla use the stick..you know...as foreplay heh :roll:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:42 am
by Eldo
It reminds me of those 'horror' parts in games, you know, where you find a journel of a particular person writing their last words?

'OMG I'm going to die my husbands got a knife and he just killed Timmy and the baby and I'm scribbling in my diary for no apparent reason AHHH he just stabbed me!!'

- and the ink runs down the page.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:42 am
by halfnhalf
LMAO!! this guy takes the cake for complete moron... but i found some fault already... if you are 22 and a virgin... im pretty sure you got a crap load of pr0n... so why would he think lube or peanut butter???

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:54 am
by Starlore
Eldo wrote:It reminds me of those 'horror' parts in games, you know, where you find a journel of a particular person writing their last words?

'OMG I'm going to die my husbands got a knife and he just killed Timmy and the baby and I'm scribbling in my diary for no apparent reason AHHH he just stabbed me!!'

- and the ink runs down the page.
*dies* LOL! that's fanfuckintastic! Those journals are a riot!!

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:56 am
by Buzkashi
Whos gona prostitute themselves for a couple of n64 games. Holy shit fuck man. This gets me angry.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:56 am
by halfnhalf
Buzkashi wrote:Whos gona prostitute themselves for a couple of n64 games. Holy shit fuck man. This gets me angry.
yah im pretty sure you had some GC games instead!!! lol jk jk








nice HSF there i see my phrases get you people... lol

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:58 am
by dos.azn
MrFelony wrote: okay 1.) so she is a prostiture now and 2.) dont you have any better games to give her?
LOL!

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:59 am
by Buzkashi
Who the fuck is gona boil butter for fuckin 8 minutes for lube. Just lick her up and get her to lick you up. THere you go.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:04 am
by dos.azn
or use the poor man's method and rub vaseline all over her "cooter". hahahaha that word still cracks me the fuck up.

man the things we could teach this newb

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:06 am
by Femto
Buzkashi wrote:Who the fuck is gona boil butter for fuckin 8 minutes for lube. Just lick her up and get her to lick you up. THere you go.
Or just stay away from virgins. :wink:

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:15 am
by Starlore
LOL!! Good point Buzkashi! I forgot to mention that in my post (laughing too hard to think properly, I was)...Yeah whoring yourself out for N64 games....oh my...let alone CRAPASS N64 games. Says alot about her. But then, so does the fact that she'd let such a dipshit get anywhere near her "cooter". Damn, I laugh my ass off everytime that word comes up..wtf!

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:19 am
by Ayanami
Wow, I don't know what to say about that, that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:46 am
by dos.azn
geez didnt know ppl still even play n64 games!