roffles...

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:54 am

Poor bastard what kind of moron would just strait up poor hot butter on a girl you likes stuff.

He be certified fucked up.

Post by **dos.azn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:55 am

i dont even wanna know what other forums you post at....

Post by **LordMune** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:59 am

Oh WTF.

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:00 am

That dude must have made that up.

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:01 am

dos.azn wrote:i dont even wanna know what other forums you post at....

I actually got the picture from ng.com. It came from the IGN boards apparently, and it kinda makes sense, considering the overall quality of IGN.

The thread was deleted BTW.

Post by **dos.azn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:04 am

wat a moron too, doesnt even know how to use his dick

Post by **Malvado** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:06 am

hmm favor lube, it's a great plan.

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:23 am

That was friggen awesome, *laughs*. Who in their right mind calls it a cooter?

I love my forum minions, they make me laugh. ^_^

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:24 am

Oh dear...

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:29 am

(refering to initial post)

wow i cant believe he did that...did he carry the glass of scalding butter-water in an oven mit until he poured it on her? man what a poor confused dude.

EDIT:

loser wrote:plus ill give you 2 n64 games

okay 1.) so she is a prostiture now and 2.) dont you have any better games to give her?

Post by **Starlore** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:32 am

For the love of God....roflmao. I'll hold out hope that it's concocted bullshit. If it's not, I'll have to burn that last shred of faith in humanity as a whole, that I've been saving. Wow, 8 fuckin minutes to melt butter?!...& who told him to lube up the clit in the first place??! That kid is aching for guidance...Guidance that only my crowbar, can give...haha

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:36 am

that do, maybe he coudla use the stick..you know...as foreplay heh

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:42 am

It reminds me of those 'horror' parts in games, you know, where you find a journel of a particular person writing their last words?

'OMG I'm going to die my husbands got a knife and he just killed Timmy and the baby and I'm scribbling in my diary for no apparent reason AHHH he just stabbed me!!'

- and the ink runs down the page.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:42 am

LMAO!! this guy takes the cake for complete moron... but i found some fault already... if you are 22 and a virgin... im pretty sure you got a crap load of pr0n... so why would he think lube or peanut butter???

Post by **Starlore** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:54 am

Eldo wrote:It reminds me of those 'horror' parts in games, you know, where you find a journel of a particular person writing their last words?

'OMG I'm going to die my husbands got a knife and he just killed Timmy and the baby and I'm scribbling in my diary for no apparent reason AHHH he just stabbed me!!'

- and the ink runs down the page.

*dies* LOL! that's fanfuckintastic! Those journals are a riot!!

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:56 am

Whos gona prostitute themselves for a couple of n64 games. Holy shit fuck man. This gets me angry.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:56 am

Buzkashi wrote:Whos gona prostitute themselves for a couple of n64 games. Holy shit fuck man. This gets me angry.

yah im pretty sure you had some GC games instead!!! lol jk jk

nice HSF there i see my phrases get you people... lol

Post by **dos.azn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:58 am

MrFelony wrote: okay 1.) so she is a prostiture now and 2.) dont you have any better games to give her?

LOL!

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:59 am

Who the fuck is gona boil butter for fuckin 8 minutes for lube. Just lick her up and get her to lick you up. THere you go.

Post by **dos.azn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:04 am

or use the poor man's method and rub vaseline all over her "cooter". hahahaha that word still cracks me the fuck up.

man the things we could teach this newb

Post by **Femto** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:06 am

Buzkashi wrote:Who the fuck is gona boil butter for fuckin 8 minutes for lube. Just lick her up and get her to lick you up. THere you go.

Or just stay away from virgins.

Post by **Starlore** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:15 am

LOL!! Good point Buzkashi! I forgot to mention that in my post (laughing too hard to think properly, I was)...Yeah whoring yourself out for N64 games....oh my...let alone CRAPASS N64 games. Says alot about her. But then, so does the fact that she'd let such a dipshit get anywhere near her "cooter". Damn, I laugh my ass off everytime that word comes up..wtf!

Post by **Ayanami** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:19 am

Wow, I don't know what to say about that, that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Post by **dos.azn** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:46 am

geez didnt know ppl still even play n64 games!