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I think the whole movie is posted on Youtube.
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Why the heck would you want to scare the hell out of us so early in the day man? :shock:


Snip of ze commentary in Imdb.com:

The "funniest" part was when a really young girl, no more than 9, approached these three older men outside the nation's capital and asked them "If you died *right now* do you know where you would go?"

The men said, "yes." No inflection to their voices, no emotion.

"Are you *sure*? she pressed, desperate for a chance to proselytize.

"Yes," they said again, calm as you please.

She walked off muttering, "I think they're Muslim." LOL! It was hilarious! Then she asked her young friend, "Do you think they think we're trying to sell something?" The whole theater burst out laughing.

The best part was when the kids gathered around a card board cut out of George W. Bush, asking God to give him wisdom. If only....
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A camp that is teaching children all the wrong reasons to take up a religion, and the fact that it is plausible enough for me to believe it is true; that just fucks up my day.

Instead of preaching morals, they're training terrorists...

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But lets respect their choices, we would want them to respect ours, which they are obviously doing. Some people have different ways of finding Jesus. Some take meth and hump dudes while others, some Priests, molest children. Have some respect for their religious beliefs.


Seriously, whats wrong with them? One of the priests/preachers that is preaching against homosexuality in one of the clips(seen many) is a certain Tim Haggard, the one who got caught buying services of man whores.



In what way do you find that these bozo's say plausible? Yes they can be convincing, which makes them even scarier, but I feel sorry for all christians for being lumped together with these.

The coolest thing ever would be if this documentary was narrated by Richard Dawkins.


To mitigate against the insane hate and ignorant retarded intolerance in this movie, you should listen to and watch this song over and over again 8)

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I think we have the short end of the stick when it comes to them respecting our views. Then again, I'm basing my opinions on what I've seen on the videos. I haven't actually looked because I have a feeling I'd be disappointed anyway.
Seriously, whats wrong with them? One of the priests/preachers that is preaching against homosexuality in one of the clips(seen many) is a certain Tim Haggard, the one who got caught buying services of man whores.
I didn't know that. :shock:

What I mean by plausible is: If I were a bit more oblivious to the world, I would have just passed this off as a joke. What kind of church would be teaching children to condemn those who've made up their mind on how the world works? It must be a joke, right? RIGHT?!!

Then again, a woman yesterday said she'd have me crucified because I messed up on her order. It must be an omen.
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It was poor sarcasm from my part. From what I have seen of the several clips, they respect others beliefs and choices as much as the talibans did(which is obvious to see, like the harry potter bit you showed). They train their kids that they will fight in a frigging religious war, and they will purify the world when they grow up.


Btw, one of the kids, the one with the mullet, scares the shit out of me. He will grow up to be a real ultra psycho leader or killer, or both.


Sadly is not joke. And nothing of what they say is remotely viable or plausible, which is why they are brainwashing poor impressionable kids which are the easiest(and most effective) targets. like the Harry Potter thing, saying the devil is after you kids and refferring to Potter, while she fat cünt is what they should worry about, spewing that kind of shit.


Btw...hahaha check this out.....they even brainwash the kids with the nr 1 choice genre of music in the world today, rap music, "JC in da house!" :lol:

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Are you fucking serious...

I lol'd at the JC song.
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A very humourous touch this all despite how much they preach the devil is after you, or how HP is the work of the devil.......their camp's location is called Devil's Lake...

A lovely detail that makes it all so complete.



Btw, no more scary camp :lol:


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Well, at least I get to turn in on a good note. :o
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Crazily funny response to the documentary :? :lol:


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