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English subtitles used in hong-kong films.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:56 pm
by psi29a
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:27 pm
by Skullkracker
well, what can I say? lol

:lol:

Some of them are very good though...better them some American movies

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:09 pm
by Gaiseric
Haha! I have seen some of the movies with those lines.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:02 am
by MonkWren
Gaiseric wrote:Haha! I have seen some of the movies with those lines.
Another Bruce Lee fan!

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:01 am
by Sortep
hahah those are great.. we need a psi bible thread

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:59 am
by EnglishJim
There isn't much sense in those statements, but there ain't much in mine either. So no. 7 gets my vote, "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants." :)

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:24 am
by ShinigamiGuts
This is like those idiots who get japanese symbols done by an american dude who hardly speaks english or japanese. Probably get cock-man-love-boy tattooed.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:43 am
by Starnum
Heh, Engrish is great.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:32 am
by ZoddsNo1Fan

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:53 am
by Shaka Zulu
Why do they need subtitles? When its quite easy to understand chinese :wink:


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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:03 am
by Libaax
Stupid man- Dum Fuk


Dum Fuk hahahaha i wonder where that came from :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:08 am
by Shaka Zulu
My favourite is the last....Fa kin Su Pah! :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:28 pm
by psi29a
Shaka Zulu wrote:My favourite is the last....Fa kin Su Pah! :lol:
I posted Starlore and I posted this in the WoW thread (gaming section) as possible guild names. however, halfnhalf took offense to it.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:35 pm
by Shaka Zulu
He is asian? Regardless, he is humourless prick :wink: :lol:


When I read fa kin su pah, I imagine Hiro from the series Heroes saying it :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:00 pm
by MonkWren
I'd say that's one of the most offensive things I've ever seen, except you're black, so it's ok. ;)

That, and it's hilarious.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:54 pm
by Shaka Zulu
Its hilarious, thats the important thing :lol:

hehe, its offensive? Didnt see it as such, maybe because I cant relate to it as such, because I dont know what offends asians or not, but its quite clearly a hilarious and stereotypical joke that is not to be taken seriously.



How did you know I'm black :o :wink:

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:29 am
by Artezul
It only becomes offensive if you jump around me with your arms flapping, "Sum Ting Wong, Sum Ting Wong!!!"

Otherwise, not (offensive.)

Thanks for the read, keep it coming. 8)

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:36 am
by halfnhalf
being half chinese, i take offense to this. Fuck you guys...






















haha im just playing.