English subtitles used in hong-kong films.

Post by **psi29a** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:56 pm

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:27 pm

well, what can I say? lol

Some of them are very good though...better them some American movies

Post by **Gaiseric** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:09 pm

Haha! I have seen some of the movies with those lines.

Post by **MonkWren** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:02 am

Gaiseric wrote:Haha! I have seen some of the movies with those lines.

Another Bruce Lee fan!

Post by **Sortep** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:01 am

hahah those are great.. we need a psi bible thread

Post by **EnglishJim** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:59 am

There isn't much sense in those statements, but there ain't much in mine either. So no. 7 gets my vote, "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."

Post by **ShinigamiGuts** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:24 am

This is like those idiots who get japanese symbols done by an american dude who hardly speaks english or japanese. Probably get cock-man-love-boy tattooed.

Post by **Starnum** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:43 am

Heh, Engrish is great.

Post by **ZoddsNo1Fan** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:32 am

what about god man???
http://stage6.divx.com/members/65565/videos/4060

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:53 am

Why do they need subtitles? When its quite easy to understand chinese

Post by **Libaax** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:03 am

Stupid man- Dum Fuk

Dum Fuk hahahaha i wonder where that came from

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:08 am

My favourite is the last....Fa kin Su Pah!

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:28 pm

Shaka Zulu wrote:My favourite is the last....Fa kin Su Pah!

I posted Starlore and I posted this in the WoW thread (gaming section) as possible guild names. however, halfnhalf took offense to it.

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:35 pm

He is asian? Regardless, he is humourless prick

When I read fa kin su pah, I imagine Hiro from the series Heroes saying it

Post by **MonkWren** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:00 pm

I'd say that's one of the most offensive things I've ever seen, except you're black, so it's ok.

That, and it's hilarious.

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:54 pm

Its hilarious, thats the important thing

hehe, its offensive? Didnt see it as such, maybe because I cant relate to it as such, because I dont know what offends asians or not, but its quite clearly a hilarious and stereotypical joke that is not to be taken seriously.

How did you know I'm black

Post by **Artezul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:29 am

It only becomes offensive if you jump around me with your arms flapping, "Sum Ting Wong, Sum Ting Wong!!!"

Otherwise, not (offensive.)

Thanks for the read, keep it coming.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:36 am

being half chinese, i take offense to this. Fuck you guys...

haha im just playing.