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Happy Halloween...

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Here's some ass, for those of you that won't be getting any (aka the gross majority, er)

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Trick or treat bitches!!
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My EYES!!!


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(huge ass!!)
[Sarcasm]...Too bad we don't celebrate halloween in europe...[/Sarcasm]
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I <3 you starlore
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MrFelony wrote:I <3 you starlore
:oops: I know

*Watches her Cult skyrocket to Scientology rivalling proportions!*
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I'm positive that ass can talk and has a mind of its own, which is quite frightening. lol
I'd sign up for this cult of yours, Starlore, if I weren't already deputized by you. Alright everyone, line up and I'll instruct you how to pay proper homage to the great Jabba the Griffen :lol:
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Great to see you back, Mystic.
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Horrid and shocking.
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Eldo wrote:Horrid and shocking.
...Figures you'd love it. Pervert.

Now, know your station & kneel! :whip:
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are you going to de-penisfy him and make a milkshake out of it and thusly lure all the boys to your yard?
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NASTY!!!!


Anyhow Halloween sucked!!!!! I worked from 10Am-740pm because it was soooo dead in staples he asked if I would mind going home early, I didn't mind because I am and was tired. Wish I remembered to dress up tho. :/
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Halloween is the worst fucking holiday ever.

What do people even celebrate in Halloween?

I have no idea.
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Femto wrote:Halloween is the worst fucking holiday ever.

What do people even celebrate in Halloween?

I have no idea.
I'll spit in your eye.

Halloween is the shit. I know it, you know it, your aunt Mirtle knows it. ACCEPT THE TRUTH.
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The only good thing about Halloween is that it gives women an excuse to dress like total sluts.

Terrible holiday though.
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Femto wrote:Halloween is the worst fucking holiday ever.

What do people even celebrate in Halloween?

I have no idea.
Damn pagans.
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Femto wrote:The only good thing about Halloween is that it gives women an excuse to dress like total sluts.
That´s the only thing about Halloween.
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Only good thing about Halloween is a decent party here and there.
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Post by Eldo »

Gaiseric wrote:
Femto wrote:Halloween is the worst fucking holiday ever.

What do people even celebrate in Halloween?

I have no idea.
Damn pagans.
Haha, we don't celebrate Halloween in Australian either, I think that's why Australia is excommunicated or something.
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Oh man, scary picture.

...And now, for something much more cute. A pic of my daughter dressed up for Halloween. :P

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LOL, I know! Everyone comments about that damn cell phone. It doesn't even work, BTW. She can't even talk yet, well not much more than gibberish, but she loves phones. :P
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MrFelony wrote:are you going to de-penisfy him and make a milkshake out of it and thusly lure all the boys to your yard?
I want to be the first one!
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MrFelony wrote:are you going to de-penisfy him and make a milkshake out of it and thusly lure all the boys to your yard?
Thanks for the idea, I think I shall....but, the boys should stay the fuck out of my yard. I hate wasting ammo'
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Femto wrote:The only good thing about Halloween is that it gives women an excuse to dress like total sluts.

Terrible holiday though.
That's called summer.

Halloween is awesome for one reason they stop showing pussy shows on tv, and show bloody horror movies. Yesterday I watched dawn of the dead most awesome zombie movie. Emily rose again, was going to watch the original the omen, but i forgot. Watched scrubs instead :x
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Post by Gundam_Bobcat »

Halloween is one of the greatest holidays ever.

Its the only day of the year even the nicest girls dress up as the worlds largest sluts. Also you can wear just about anything and get away with it.

Really Halloween should be a weekly thing.
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