How creation really happened

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Creation

In the beginning there was the computer and Flying Spaghetti Monster


*File Description:*
THE CREATION:
In the beginning there was the computer. And FSM said. . . .
%Let there be light!
#Enter user id.
%FSM
#Enter password.
%Omniscient
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%Omnipotent
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%Technocrat
#And FSM logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create light
#Done
%Run heaven and earth
#And FSM created Day and Night. And FSM saw there were 0 errors.
#And FSM logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
#And FSM logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
%Create firmament
#Done.
%Run firmament
#And FSM divided the waters. And FSM saw there were 0 errors.
#And FSM logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
#And FSM logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
the dry land appear and
#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
%Create dry_land
#Done.
%Run firmament
#And FSM divided the waters. And FSM saw there were 0 errors.
#And FSM logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
#And FSM logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
#Unspecified type. Try again.
%Create sun_moon_stars
#Done
%Run sun_moon_stars
#And FSM divided the waters. And FSM saw there were 0 errors.
#And FSM logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
#And FSM logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
%Create fish
#Done
%Create fowl
#Done
%Run fish, fowl
#And FSM created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
fowl after its kind. And FSM saw there were 0 errors.