roffles...

[MrFelony]

I thpught gayness was a mental problem not a birth defect...

...i really wouldnt consider it a problem . you dont really hear a lot of people saying "man Bob, i got the gay again. do you mind? its the only way to make it go away"

well roman (or greek...always confuse the 2) society dealt a lot in homosexuality. the greeks used to encourage male pair bonding between soldiers. one group of soldiers (forget its name ) of a 150 men, all paired together, were so good that they rivaled the spartans in their fighting capabilities. it was believed that the reason why they were so capable was because the 150 men were paired together in homosexual partnerships. So during combat they fought with and infront of their partner, so they would be discouraged to retreat less being dishonored infront of a loved one.

greeks were huge perverts. i think they just wanted to fuck every human in sight and made up a lot of excuses to get away with it. Greek men also took young boys as their sort of...apprentice...sex apprentice. they would share a sexual relationship with these boys until they reached a certain age and took up a little squire of their own...

[Malvado]

Roman wrestling is done naked!

That's to have a better grip on eachother.

Your point? They fitch a little or go for the manhood. Having a naked person on me trying to pin me could make my thoughts wander.

Mr. Felony look up punk in the dictionary.

[Skullkracker]

Oh boy, the avalanche started here...

- looking at what this thread actually is -

I'd prefer to put a stop to this conversation.
IT'S UNNATURAL AND THAT IS THE POINT. And I don't care if the Romans, the Greek, or octopuses did and do it...it's not meant to be.

Although I consider lesbians women of better taste...

[MrFelony]

haha. women are prettier than men. though ive seen some men who are prettier than most women...its weird when you see a man who could pull of a pretty woman better than most women, though not if they had the equivalent amount of surgery.

err was there something specific in the definition i was supposed to find besides me picture




hahahah i said me picture. im so illiterate

[Malvado]

Punk: Slang. A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man.

[Shade]

punk-1 Audio pronunciation of "punk" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pngk)
n.

Music.
1. Punk rock.
2. A punk rocker.

Slang.
1. A young person, especially a member of a
rebellious counterculture group.
2. An inexperienced young man.
3. A young man who is the sexual partner of an older man.

Archaic.
1. A prostitute.


Holy shit Malvado, you're right.
No wonder those simple plan pooper troopers sound like pussies.

[MrFelony]

well fuck dictionary.com but i figured thats what you were hinting at...maybe i just missed it. aww dont start mixing up coporate pop-rock with true punk. they are punks equivalent of the backstreet boys (along with most other pop-punk bands).

[Femto]

though ive seen some men who are prettier than most women...

MrFelony = teh gh3y

[Buzkashi]

how did it go. plato pwned up aristotle and aristotle pwned up alexander.

[MrFelony]

heh i pondered what it would be like convincin you all i was gay and then playng the role but i decided against it. there are a lot of damn dog ugly women. and we arent talkin about dem pretty dogs. im talking pug-ugly.

[Kazure]

Those pretty boys won't survive half a minute in prison.

ouch!

[Shade]

well fuck dictionary.com but i figured thats what you were hinting at...maybe i just missed it. aww dont start mixing up coporate pop-rock with true punk. they are punks equivalent of the backstreet boys (along with most other pop-punk bands).

Don't get me wrong. The Misfits and The Sex Pistols pwn.
Todays skater/goth/plain gay punk is ridiculous..

[Malvado]

the misfits with danzig own but when graves came....oh fuck no.

[Starlore]

IT'S UNNATURAL AND THAT IS THE POINT. And I don't care if the Romans, the Greek, or octopuses did and do it...it's not meant to be.

Although I consider lesbians women of better taste...

At the risk of sounding shitty (which I may or may not be, lol)or as if I'm making a personal assault of this (which I'm not)...Just because you & the majority of the Catholic community, Christian Coalition & multitudes of Homophobic folk that make up Humanity, happen to be fearful, disgusted, or otherwise, bothered by it...doesn't mean it's unnatural. If your name & status is "God", then so be it, your word is meant to be taken as law..at which point you can use the phrase "it's not meant to be" & it be writ' in the stars, stone & our fleshy hides.

All said & done, if it was unnatural, it wouldn't occur...especially not in nature. Everything in life has its place...everything happens for a reason. Just because our closed minds can't perceive, appreciate or understand something, doesn't mean it shouldn't be. Regardless of how science, media, the religious community or political world view it, homosexuality is not an issue that will be truthfully depicted by ANY of said mediums.

Really, do we have to question everything we come across, that we simply can't fathom, just for the sake that it bruises our fragile human egos, to be faced with changes, or differences?? Ugh, its downright fucking stupid & shallow, & that is how we've ass raped ourselves out of chance after chance to evolve...we're too busy plugging our ears, clenching our eyes shut & screaming at the tops of our lungs, trying to make things go away...or pointing fingers & stoning, burning or otherwise condemning those things we can't personally understand or relate to.

Honestly, I'm really fuckin tired of hearing people bitch & moan about Homosexuality, can you tell? LOL. Who the fuck cares? Its not as if you're having a cock shoved down your throat & are being smacked in the face with a crowbar, til you swallow. If it's not your cup of tea, so be it, but its not our place to challenge or make laws against the sexual or romantic preferences of others. Leave that shit to God, karma or whatever cosmic fate you believe in, or don't believe in & get on with your life.

Wow. I hope Homosexuality is the means to an ends for our fucked up species haha. Good riddance!....& especially good riddance to the lame ass pop-punk too *gags* haha..er

there are a lot of damn dog ugly women. and we arent talkin about dem pretty dogs. im talking pug-ugly.

Damn right...I'm one of said pug ugly bitches!! Doesn't change the fact that your dancing cow is as good as MINE! Mwuaha

[Femto]

Starlore, I'm too lazy to comment on all of your post right now (and Family Guy is on in a few minutes ), but I do want to say this: that whole "everything happens for a reason" thing is just a bullshit excuse people make to cope with all the shit that happens in this world.

It doesn't work in real life and it never will.

[Buzkashi]

Err you forgot to make the last part of your post blue...

its funny how a thread about a moron burning a girls "cooter" with scalding hot butter turns into a debate on homosexuality.

[Messatsu]

i blame chaos hes the culprit

[Skullkracker]

It doesn't work in real life and it never will.

No doubt about that...

And Buz is also right here...
but what else can we say about how stupid butterbrain was?
Hopefully noone has similar experiences.

[dos.azn]

dos is back!

wow this thread still lives

[Necromancer]

dos is back!

wow this thread still lives

And who cares?

[Starlore]

Starlore, I'm too lazy to comment on all of your post right now (and Family Guy is on in a few minutes ), but I do want to say this: that whole "everything happens for a reason" thing is just a bullshit excuse people make to cope with all the shit that happens in this world.

It doesn't work in real life and it never will.

I'm sorry you see it that way hun. Personally, I didn't used to believe it myself when I was younger, but eventually, I started to recognize otherwise. It at some point, became painfully obvious that every event I seriously looked back upon, had a pertinance or a relevant result. Ultimately, it ended up something I could no longer deny.

Whether you choose to see it as such or not, is your own choosing. But as for myself & a plethora of others I've conversed with in regards to such things, it's been proven time & time again. But I'm not about to get into a debate on what in life is fiction & what isn't. What's true to each of us, is all that matters...What I'd stated, was my own perspective to add to the mess of other voices being heard. Sorry if you can't relate, but that doesn't hold any sway over my own life's truths

I don't need 'excuses' to deal with the shit that life has thrown at me. In fact, I'm a buddhist & acceptance is a very very VERY solid lesson you learn as one. I've dealt with a large number of fucked up situations & truths in my life, as many of us have. It's learning to accept shit for being just that...shit, that has gotten me thru it all without killing myself, or someone else LOL. Denial gets you absofuckinlutely NOWHERE in life. Those who know me, know that I'm painfully & brutally realistic in terms of society & life's most negative aspects. In that, there's no room for me to 'hide' from any bullshit, hah >.<

& moving right along...Welcome back Sir Dos of Azn lol

[martyr3810]

I think Dos was being nice... he coulda said something about you pulling a wyrm on us..

Speaking of which I need to find that guy's whole thread so I can find out why hes constantly mentioned in long-ass posts...

P.S. << Agrees with Femto.

[MrFelony]

all this is what it appears to be to me. if i got something wrong, or made too big of an assumption sorry .

first off. i find it sad that you dont think you could help out. even a small contribution, such as goign through Christian Childrens fund or w/e helps. what you are doing is worse than brainwashing. you are doing nothing. you just feel bad for their situation and belittle the ideas of people who are actually doing something. its not about you, thinking you cant do anything for them is being plain selfish. its not about what you can or cant do, its about doing it. if you really wanted to help these kids you would do something. (its either this or you are saying a lot of stuff for your argument)

you just dont understand religion. you've grown up to be hostile against it. you cant see the good it does people and society. you know whats not helping, you. sorry to attack you personally, but you are attackign a belief that hundreds of thousands of people believe in that are actually making a difference. and it is helping. it gives people hope, not just that they might live to have a better life, but that they can actually make a difference. or that something that has happened to them was for a reason, like a man being in a near fatal accident beign spurred to do good in life.

i know it doesnt have to do with god, thats why ive said w/e and allah and et cetera everso often. god is just easier and what i believe in .

i dont think you are just an atheist. you are an angry atheist . actually your last statement is quite wrong. if it wasnt for the church, MANY discovies would have never been made. who do you think it was that preserved the teachings of the aristotle, plato, socrates, and pythagorus, and et cetera. it was the monks who were a part of the church. churches helped for the first universities. yes they did slow down and retard many first secularized research, but if it wasnt for the church, those teachings would have been lost forever, and im sure if many enlightenments and golden periods in science would have happened, the way they did at the least.

oh well. religion is for some. if anything i hope you realize you can do something. if a 19 year old with only sporatic work can do some then everyone on this website probably could spare $24 a month to make the difference in some childs life. and even if i couldnt give these kids besides god, i would still give them that, because knowing that there is something out there that loves you and all that good stuff really can make the light a little brighter. as of now i just dont think you understand the implications of a spiritual side of life. if you do then my bad .

[MrFelony]

heh finally, some more back up .

[Libaax]

Skullkracker i was talking about how well made the human body is not how good the female body looks you pervert