Buzkashi wrote:Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
Hey guys.
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Just make sure you're there when she does the test. I've heard some women just tell men that for various reasons.
Yeah... some females are tryflin...
Yeah... some females are tryflin...
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In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.
*sigh*
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This is good and true advice.lon3vvolf wrote:Just make sure you're there when she does the test. I've heard some women just tell men that for various reasons.
Yeah... some females are tryflin...
Ack, don't be sayin that shit. I like to strap mine on AFTER I've had a little fun. Heh, I'm married, but still, one kid's enough for me, for now.Buzkashi wrote:Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
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is this girl on the pill at all? she probably should be if she isnt . that way it's a lot mroe fun and a little more worry free
and now for random bit from delirius (watch the Mr T section, it's hilarious).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btFu7bZ4c2Y&NR=1[/youtube]
I'd love to see him try and do this bit today
and now for random bit from delirius (watch the Mr T section, it's hilarious).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btFu7bZ4c2Y&NR=1[/youtube]
I'd love to see him try and do this bit today
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Can we say Attention whore?Femto wrote:In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.
*sigh*
Look, man, don't you have any friends? I mean, real friends?
And guys, seriously, listen to Buz. If you don't know a girl is on the pill, wear that cap. It's not 100%, either, but it's better than nothing.
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Hahaha.Brainpiercing wrote:Look, man, don't you have any friends? I mean, real friends?
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
You're digging really deep in that "generic e-retorts" barrel, aren't you?
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Femto is gay
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Pantera is gay
Starnum=Starlore=Tim Curry
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This is the perfect post, right there ladies and gentlemen.Femto wrote:Buzkashi wrote:Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
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Uh, yeah, did you like it? Generic retort +1.Femto wrote: Hahaha.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
You're digging really deep in that "generic e-retorts" barrel, aren't you?
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Well it's not the old days, and no matter how much you talk about it or claim you're going to stop posting, it won't bring them back.Femto wrote:In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.
*sigh*
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This thread has made me want to stop posting again.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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Why? To be blessed with Buzkashi's guidance is a privilege that is given to few.
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Eldo's post was completely worth it though.
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It really was.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
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Worst Member of 07'
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
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shows femto's taste in members (referring to title) .
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The mother fucking m0d hand is gone!!!
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Ya wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you had used that....
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You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten laid. Seriously some people
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
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Ew, this disqualifies you. Getting laid is the entire purpose of MANkind.LordMune wrote:You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten laid. Seriously some people
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
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Just ask your parents!Brainpiercing wrote:Ew, this disqualifies you. Getting laid is the entire purpose of MANkind.
And congratulations Femto!
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I'm almost 17-years-old, and I've never had sex, hell never even kissed a girl. I have other things to do with my youth. I wasted my youth on TV and the internet instead of fucking. And I am more concerned with realizing my dream of being a artist/film-maker than worrying about losing my virginity. Actually, I'm fine with dying without losing it.LordMune wrote:You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten laid. Seriously some people
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
Funny, seeing how I'm perverted, but I could care less.
My one true romance is my imagination. There's a love worthy of my time.
I think Guts is a pretty cool guy, eh kills shit an doesn't afraid of anything.