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Femto
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by Femto » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:18 pm
Buzkashi wrote: Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
lon3vvolf
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by lon3vvolf » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:15 am
Just make sure you're there when she does the test. I've heard some women just tell men that for various reasons.
Yeah... some females are tryflin...
Femto
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by Femto » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:57 am
In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.
*sigh*
Starnum
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by Starnum » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:03 am
lon3vvolf wrote: Just make sure you're there when she does the test. I've heard some women just tell men that for various reasons.
Yeah... some females are tryflin...
This is good and true advice.
Buzkashi wrote: Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
Ack, don't be sayin that shit. I like to strap mine on AFTER I've had a little fun. Heh, I'm married, but still, one kid's enough for me, for now.
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by MrFelony » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:47 am
is this girl on the pill at all? she probably should be if she isnt
. that way it's a lot mroe fun and a little more worry free
and now for random bit from delirius (watch the Mr T section, it's hilarious).
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btFu7bZ4c2Y&NR=1 [/youtube]
I'd love to see him try and do this bit today
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by Brainpiercing » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:31 am
Femto wrote: In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.
*sigh*
Can we say Attention whore?
Look, man, don't you have any friends? I mean, real friends?
And guys, seriously, listen to Buz. If you don't know a girl is on the pill, wear that cap. It's not 100%, either, but it's better than nothing.
Brainpiercing
"Beer cures poison" - (almost) Guts.
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by Femto » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:42 am
Brainpiercing wrote: Look, man, don't you have any friends? I mean, real friends?
Hahaha.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
You're digging really deep in that "generic e-retorts" barrel, aren't you?
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Buzkashi
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by Buzkashi » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:52 am
Femto is gay
Pantera is gay
Starnum=Starlore=Tim Curry
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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by LordMune » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:56 am
Femto wrote: Buzkashi wrote: Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
This is the perfect post, right there ladies and gentlemen.
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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by Brainpiercing » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:10 pm
Femto wrote:
Hahaha.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
You're digging really deep in that "generic e-retorts" barrel, aren't you?
Uh, yeah, did you like it? Generic retort +1.
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by Tempest » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:10 pm
Femto wrote: In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.
*sigh*
Well it's not the old days, and no matter how much you talk about it or claim you're going to stop posting, it won't bring them back.
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by Femto » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:32 pm
This thread has made me want to stop posting again.
Cheers.
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by Avulsion » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:47 pm
Why? To be blessed with Buzkashi's guidance is a privilege that is given to few.
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by Femto » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:02 pm
Eldo's post was completely worth it though.
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by Buzkashi » Tue Jul 17, 2007 6:31 pm
It really was.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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by LordMune » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:06 pm
Best thread of '07.
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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by Buzkashi » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:58 am
Worst Member of 07'
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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by MrFelony » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:16 am
shows femto's taste in members (referring to title)
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Buzkashi
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by Buzkashi » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:36 am
The mother fucking m0d hand is gone!!!
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
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by Femto » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:08 am
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by Brainpiercing » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:08 am
Ya wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you had used that....
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by LordMune » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:12 pm
You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten
laid . Seriously some people
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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by Brainpiercing » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:23 pm
LordMune wrote: You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten
laid . Seriously some people
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
Ew, this disqualifies you. Getting laid is the entire purpose of MANkind.
Brainpiercing
"Beer cures poison" - (almost) Guts.
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by Khelegond » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:36 pm
Brainpiercing wrote: Ew, this disqualifies you. Getting laid is the entire purpose of MANkind.
Just ask your parents!
And congratulations Femto!
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by Buuhan1 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:24 am
LordMune wrote: You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten
laid . Seriously some people
Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?
I'm almost 17-years-old, and I've never had sex, hell never even kissed a girl. I have other things to do with my youth. I wasted my youth on TV and the internet instead of fucking. And I am more concerned with realizing my dream of being a artist/film-maker than worrying about losing my virginity. Actually, I'm fine with dying without losing it.
Funny, seeing how I'm perverted, but I could care less.
My one true romance is my imagination. There's a love worthy of my time.
I think Guts is a pretty cool guy, eh kills shit an doesn't afraid of anything.