You know you've read too much berserk when...

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:30 am

Heh, nah, I didn't mean anything by it. Like I said, just throwin my own 2 cents in the pot. Actually, let it be known that I condone the emulation of Gatts, as long as it's not a butchering, right?

Post by **travla** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:40 am

you know you read to much berserk when you start practicing swordplay hoping that demons seek you so youd get the chance to use it

Post by **Fuji Nagase** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:37 am

i would think that berserk only supports the fact that being haunted and attacked by demons is no action filled anime party. they dont even let you sleep. demons suck ass.

Post by **Sortep** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:05 pm

you know you've read too much berserk when you start taking it intravenously through fiber optic tubes... mmmm that good berseks.. yaaawl

you know you've read too much berserk when you tell your signifcant other that you don't have sex, you have "berseks"

Post by **psi29a** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:41 pm

Sortep wrote:you know you've read too much berserk when you start taking it intravenously through fiber optic tubes... mmmm that good berseks.. yaaawl

you know you've read too much berserk when you tell your signifcant other that you don't have sex, you have "berseks"

Ya mind finding us the post(s) that started the "berseks" thing?

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:32 pm

Berseks Enemies

Post by **Sortep** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:16 pm

mune ftw!

you know you read too much berserk when you can still make original posts for this thread

Post by **Fuji Nagase** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:13 am

good times, good times...

YKYWTMBWY dont have to worry about calling it berseks because they're a berserkaholic too.

Post by **Sortep** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:50 am

Fuji Nagase wrote:YKYWTMBWY

what a fuckin acronym! what does it mean?

Post by **lon3vvolf** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:45 am

I think they meant YKYRTMBWY.
YKYRTMBWY == You know you read too much Berserk when you...

...start looking for 'Forces', and 'Tell me why' when you go to Kareoke (I did this today, sadly to no avail

)

... start re-reading it again, and copying most of the text spoken by everyone, because its just THAT DAMN GOOD!

Elven King, why you being a playa-hata?
You know I must confront Lord Griffith.
"But Gatts not ready are you."

But hes the guy in the eclipse who sacrificed my whole crew,
a Berserker's gotta do what a Berserker's gotta do,
so now Griffith, I'm coming for you.

... start writing Berserk parodies of gangster rap parodies of sci-fi classic movies.

But seriously out of maybe 20 pics I took, that one came out the closest, and by no means is your criticism taken the wrong way. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

BTW, I can log into EG forums and such, but on the Mindwerks gallery I try and get "Selected user does not exist." That really sucks, cuz I really thought I did exist. oh well bummer. =P (sorry for the long post, I don't get a chance to check daily)

Post by **Sortep** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:21 am

hahaha this kid is awesome... not only this thread but the starwars gangsta rap! berserkified

YKYRTMBW you take the little pewter jesus off the cross and nail a guts figurine on to it instead for prayer purposes

YKYRTMBW you look at every old bum w. a beard on the side of the road waiting for them to turn into a thunder cloud like ganishka... seriously though.. they have the same kind of bead and maddened look in their eyes

Post by **Eldo** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:52 pm

lon3vvolf wrote:BTW, I can log into EG forums and such, but on the Mindwerks gallery I try and get "Selected user does not exist." That really sucks, cuz I really thought I did exist. oh well bummer. =P (sorry for the long post, I don't get a chance to check daily)

You can't log on to the gallery with your EG forum account because it's two different things. Only people who psi has chosen has access to the gallery. The reason being is to limit abuse and to stop idiots from uploading distasteful pictures and stuff that'll get psi arrested, like kiddie porn.

Feel free to get a photobucket account and upload your stuff there.

Post by **guywildman** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:38 pm

This is a true story

YKYRTMBW you hear a new unit is forming check out the unites tag and see that it resembles the band of the hawks crest and from that point on immediately begin laughing hysterically every time you see one of the soldiers from that unit.

YKYRTMBWY when you become totally freaked out when you discover that this units forming date is on Purim (a holiday in which there is a day of reckoning) and on the very same day there is an eclipse that can be seen all over the world but is only a full eclipse in Israel.

YKYRTMBWY when you look up thinking you will see a black sun and instead you see a blood red sun and half heartedly expect the end of the world...
Most terrifying moment in my entire life.

Post by **MrFelony** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:59 pm

now that is freaky guy

Post by **Facade19** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:04 am

I know I have read too much Berserk when after a week of having finished all the 283 chapters of Berserk my eyes started to hurt from the soreness. Additionally when I started to have conversations in my dream about having read too much Berserk. Yeah it is that addictive.

Post by **Fuji Nagase** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:57 am

im so happy this thread is revived. though the best ones were a long time ago.

Post by **Sortep** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:12 am

YKYRTMBW you can't imagine sex without extreme violence

YKYRTMBW you smoke so much marijuana you think you've turned into mist and can shoot lightning only realizing the next day you were only farting, but not questioning the mist part

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:44 am

YKYRTMBW you're watching 300 and get a warm and fuzzy nostalgic feeling regarding Berserk.

Post by **Sortep** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:03 pm

that just goes back to how guts can make every movie better

)

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:46 am

Starnum wrote:YKYRTMBW you're watching 300 and get a warm and fuzzy nostalgic feeling regarding Berserk.

Funnily enough, I had a PM about, oh, March 26th. This guy asked me if I could make a post for him, with a youtube link on it. I couldn't access the youtube link at the time because I was on dialup. The youtube link, turned out to be the 300 trailer. Here's the PM:

Davve wrote:From the greek's mythology.

I was watching this movie and i was like shit it reminds me of berserk.
Not sure if the story about the movie true,( that the spartans fought against the persians)

Here's the movie trailer, after a while you will see that the monsters look a bit like berserk.

Even the monster goat is there + a persian king who thinks he's god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDiUG52ZyHQ

Anyways, thanks for your time.

Heh. I told him to post it himself, but I guess he didn't.

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:56 am

hehehe, apparently we have a reputation... come on out newbs! We won't bite.

Post by **Fuji Nagase** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:09 am

dont lie to them...

but dude, i had serious berserk flashes too. like REALLY...oh man, that was a good one starnum, got to it before us!

Post by **lon3vvolf** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:34 pm

Starnum wrote:YKYRTMBW you're watching 300 and get a warm and fuzzy nostalgic feeling regarding Berserk.

True that.

YKYRTMBW, you seriously believe Hollywood(or Asian Cinema) will make a Berserk movie sooner or later. Since they're out of ideas and make so many movies based off comics... its only inevitable.

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:52 pm

well they did make Pathfinder, which is by Darkhorse, maybe after more english volumes are released, they'll see the potential in Berserk. imo its only a period of time before it will go down. i mean the story line and action sequences that are possible through Berserk are amazing, i can't see how they wouldnt make a berserk movie. but this topic has been talked to death so i'll shut up.

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:33 pm

Part of me wants a Berserk movie, as I think of the awesome possibilities. However, the other part of me fears it, because of the abomination it could become. If they let us make the movie, it would be amazing, I'm sure, heh.

Evil Genius

You know you've read too much berserk when...

Is this too dumb of a thread to let live?