Berserk Chapter: 279

Post by **Ollie** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:54 pm

The only alcoholic drinks i like are Smirnoff Twisted and Bacardi, which I'm told are bitch beers so I SHOULD like them anyway.

Where does it say that Berserk's been canceled, Sortep?

Post by **Sortep** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:55 pm

i was just fucking w. people to see who would freak... if berserk was really cancelled you wouldn't hear it from me... you'd just see me on the news...

Post by **Gaiseric** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:02 am

Damn, you really got everyone there, Sortep.

Post by **Istvan** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:34 am

I think posts like that ought to be labeled as cruel and unusual, and their posters immediatly given the death penalty, with no possible appeals.

Post by **Sortep** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:17 am

psssh i dont think a single person took it seriously.... for the amount of time i've been a member i dont have a high enough post count... it's like instant lack of cred... on top of that... if one doesn't cite a source... it didn't happen.

[edit] Sortep = Deathproof for now

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:32 am

Sortep wrote:psssh i dont think a single person took it seriously.... for the amount of time i've been a member i dont have a high enough post count... it's like instant lack of cred... on top of that... if one doesn't cite a source... it didn't happen.

[edit] Sortep = Deathproof for now

Heh, I did actually check YA website for any announcements of the sort, and no luck to anything remotely related to Berserk, good or bad.

But you're spared...for now.

Post by **Sortep** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:40 pm

sorry El Doggy Dogg... i really didnt' expect a single person to take it seriously just because of the riots that would occur if berserk was cancelled...i apologize if any of the faithful have been offended

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:16 pm

you should have seen his reaction to when i did it

you got lucky (that and i dont think eldo likes me

)

Post by **Istvan** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:36 pm

Or maybe he's just getting desensitized by repeated occurences? So you got the strongest reaction, then Sortep gets a weaker one, and so on. So eventually, there would be no reaction at all (assuming he didn't snap and just ban us all, first).

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:43 pm

Istvan wrote:Or maybe he's just getting desensitized by repeated occurences? So you got the strongest reaction, then Sortep gets a weaker one, and so on. So eventually, there would be no reaction at all (assuming he didn't snap and just ban us all, first).

Basically yeah. During the period Felony said it, everyone was asking where the next chapter was, and it was quite frustrating. Now that Sortep said his piece, the impact factor was way off because the antic has been repeated before. If Sortep is to be guilty of anything, it's being unoriginal with that post.

It's like in Doom, a monster behinds the wall scares the crap out of you the first time, but next time, you expect it coming. However, this case is only put in place with the regulars here, but n00bs asking for release dates still piss me off.

Post by **Sortep** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:00 am

I was targeting noobs, but I guess they were too slick for my Felony copied (unknown to me) antics. Next time I should just pull a.... well I don't know... but I suppose I wouldn't have cared if flames were shot... I'm too easy going to get vaginal granulosis.

Post by **Aeriel** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:32 pm

Sortep wrote:Next time I should just pull a.... well I don't know...

Just don't pull anything that might cause psychical harm to girls on this forum

Sortep wrote:I'm too easy going to get vaginal granulosis.

A what?

Post by **Sortep** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:00 pm

Vaginal Granulosis = sand in the vagina

Post by **Aeriel** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:42 pm

Oh...

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:41 pm

it's cause Sortep has an automatic vaginal irrigation system set up...(vag irrigation is what douching is called in europe lol)

Post by **Agarash** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:04 pm

Kentaro Miura is dead

Post by **Sortep** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:12 pm

yes the irrigation system is called "B.A.B.Y M.O.M.M.A."

Post by **Istvan** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:27 pm

Kentaro Miura is dead

Ok, that one was just pathetic. Please try to do better in the future, OK? And you ought to introduce yourself with your first post much better. Remember, first impressions are the most important.

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:37 pm

Agarash wrote:Kentaro Miura is dead

Get the hell out. I don't see why you have to curse him or anything. Awful first post. Get the hell out.

Post by **swallow** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:16 am

I think Sortep is due for another kick in the 'nads.

Post by **Agarash** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:01 am

i just think you don't know what "to be ironic" means...
hey guys what's up?
get out of here? just for an ironic post?
who are you to tell me what to do? i haven't insulted nobody, so i can't see why u have to do it with me

Post by **Bengal** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:19 am

The idea here is that as first posts go...that was totally subpar.

Not the best way to begin.

Post by **Eldo** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:34 pm

Agarash wrote:i just think you don't know what "to be ironic" means...
hey guys what's up?
get out of here? just for an ironic post?
who are you to tell me what to do? i haven't insulted nobody, so i can't see why u have to do it with me

That's how we roll here. We have a thread stickied called 'New to the Berserk Forum? Have questions? Post Here First!', the latter part was what you should have done. First posts are very important. It leaves an impression to the people about how you are like.

See, that's how we roll here. You don't like it, you can get out. Since we don't know anything about you, and have no impression whatsoever, you don't get off scot free like the other regulars in the forum would for that joke. And on a first post, no less. So there you go. Adapt or go away.

And yes, we know we're complete arseholes. Or at least I do.

Post by **Aeriel** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:29 pm

Meaning that at least Eldo knows that we all are arsoholes, right?

Adapt or go away.

Ahhh... the true philosohy behind Darwinian evolution!

Speaking of wich, do yoiu think that the way people here treat other people will some day result in some kind of an uber-poster? You know, only the fittest survive mod-hand and everything? He/she might have an additional arm to type faster, and have internet-mind-reading capabilities...

Yeah yeah, I know, stupid theories thread...

Post by **Brainpiercing** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:39 pm

Honestly, the way people treat first-posters here makes sure of one thing: The level of idiocy is WAY lower than on other forums.

This is my pure honest opinion, I find other forums hardly bearable after being here. Sure I don't agree with everything being said, but the sheer amount of clutter idiots post on other forums is so annoying I don't normally stick around. People post shit here, too, but at least they don't make new threads about the same old shit all the time.

Hence, I condone any asshole tendencies we have here, as long as they are pointed people who act stupidly. Right now we have no "principle flamers" here, so noone who doesn't deserve it gets to feel any heat.