Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **dos.azn** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:50 am

no, Luck, you just killed it

Post by **Koliare** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:20 am

At the end of the manga it will happen like this...

Scene 1
Griffith and guts stands in a ruined city.
Griffith: I should have killed you the first time i saw you.
Guts: I should have killed you before you were born.
Griffith and Guts charge at eachother and cross swords. Sparks fly everywhere. After exanching blows for 74.2 hours they jump back from eachother.
Griffith: You have seen nothing yet. I am surprised you still stand.
Guts: Bring it on.
Griffith: RAAAAAAOOORRRHH
A Blue aura envelops Griffith and his hair turns yellow and grows longer. Finally griffith stands there with his hair standing right up.
In the mean time Guts begin to look bored.
Griffith: Now feel my true power!
Guts: Shut up.
Guts picks up a stone and throw at griffith. Griffith tries to dodge the stone [rolls a D100, lands on 100. Fumble]. Instead of dodging the stone griffith headbutts it. Unfortunally for Griffith Guts throw was extremely powerful and the stone lands inside his brain.
Guts: Don´t underestimate the power of a real human.
Scene 2
Guts wandering of in the sunset and gets struck by a meteor with the size of new york.

THE END

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:27 am

Wow, you just rolled a 1 on a D20 for your humor check.

Crit. Failure monkey boy! J/K

Post by **dos.azn** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:52 am

i found that quite funny

Post by **Buzkashi** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:40 pm

I found it too long.

Theory:

Kolaire(working on yet another long theory) hears something behind him. He turns around to find a completely nude dancing man in his room. To his surprise he realises that it is infact Silatt!! Silatt proceeds to penis whip him untill he dies. and then continues dancing naked....

is there a moral to this story you ask??

yes, but that is for a another time and place.

Post by **caktus** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:56 am

gatsu is the 6th most powerfull godhand

Post by **Dtortot** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:25 am

Serious theory 1:
Gatts will die, by the hand of Griffith, after figthing the entire God Hand before Griffith. Because you can't go against the will of God and not be punished.

Serious theory 2:
Gatts and Griffith will die in battle against each other. Casca will be already dead and Serpico or Isidoro (most probably Isidoro) will remain to tell Gatts story.

Stupid theory:
Gatts will use his Dragon Slayer in his right hand and a Dragun Slayer (Two barrel cannon and sword!) as his fake left arm, because he is a fan of FFVIII, to fight against Griffith but Griffith will cast Ultima upon Gatts killing him! BUT Gatts had Final Attack linked to Phenix and will be revived and since Kefka err... Griffith has spent all his Magic points he cant use ultima again so he attacks misses and Gatts casts Quadra KOTOR while Omnislanishing Griffith to death.

Maybe its too lame, but I can't think after being up 26 hours... Or 2 hours for that matter.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:06 am

Gatts will get himself a chansaw. Casca will banish Griffith back in time with the Necronimicron, but will be stabbed in the back by gatts evil zombiefied hand.

Post by **Luck-** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:48 am

Gatts will get himself a chansaw. Casca will banish Griffith back in time with the Necronimicron, but will be stabbed in the back by gatts evil zombiefied hand.

wtf... that was just weird man. No wonder y ur called the insane noodle guy.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:31 pm

InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:Gatts will get himself a chansaw. Casca will banish Griffith back in time with the Necronimicron, but will be stabbed in the back by gatts evil zombiefied hand.

Is that a Evil Dead or army of the darkness referance? Or maybe im wrong ?

Post by **psi29a** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:46 pm

Evil Dead 2 reference.

Post by **Luck-** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:14 am

man someones gotta save the forum or something... its like driftin off topic or dieing down.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:25 am

We always go off topic, then we go back on topic for a lil and the cycle continues...

Post by **Luck-** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:23 am

hmmmm. What was the point of this thread...
well anyways do the admins in here delete old threads or unuseful ones or retarded posts?

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:00 am

Well, we don't really delete them, or not normally. However, we do lock them. This one's kind of a favorite though, and hopefully a place to exhaust some stupidity.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:21 pm

Gats will destroy everything griffth has. In the final battle, Gatts will again defeat Griffith with buit a single swing. He will also agian spare him. Griffith, stripped of all his powers, mortal again, will drop to his knees in shock. Gats will also drop down beside him. They stare into each others eyes. They both nod, then passionatly kiss.

... at this point, Isidoro will stab gats in the back of his head with the fire dagger while Silke bludgeons Griffith to death with a broom *she ends up really liking the clubbing people thing*. The two of them walk off into the sunset together, arguing about Silke's dress sense.

The End caption comes up, with a picture of the two elves discovring that yes, they can have sex.

Post by **Arresty** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:25 pm

That is strangly quite funny.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:55 pm

hehehe I like it. Not sure if Starnum will though

Post by **psi29a** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:32 pm

Luck-: point of this thread is just to have fun with it. We don't really care where it ends up... so long as it eventually heads back to stupid berserk theories.

Reason for this is simple, if we find stupid shit being posted elsewhere, we flame then lock/remove. That way there are no excuses when people don't post their stupid shit here.

Post by **dos.azn** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:45 pm

Dtortot wrote:Serious theory 1:
Gatts will die, by the hand of Griffith, after figthing the entire God Hand before Griffith. Because you can't go against the will of God and not be punished.

Serious theory 2:
Gatts and Griffith will die in battle against each other. Casca will be already dead and Serpico or Isidoro (most probably Isidoro) will remain to tell Gatts story.

Stupid theory:
Gatts will use his Dragon Slayer in his right hand and a Dragun Slayer (Two barrel cannon and sword!) as his fake left arm, because he is a fan of FFVIII, to fight against Griffith but Griffith will cast Ultima upon Gatts killing him! BUT Gatts had Final Attack linked to Phenix and will be revived and since Kefka err... Griffith has spent all his Magic points he cant use ultima again so he attacks misses and Gatts casts Quadra KOTOR while Omnislanishing Griffith to death.

Maybe its too lame, but I can't think after being up 26 hours... Or 2 hours for that matter.

how lame sir

Post by **Starnum** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:28 am

Hey, as long as he gets it out of his system here, then I couldn't care less. Besides, some of it actually is funny. Some of it anyway.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:04 pm

Starnum wrote:Hey, as long as he gets it out of his system here, then I couldn't care less. Besides, some of it actually is funny. Some of it anyway.

I'm hilarious. Admit it.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:07 pm

Noodle is so full of shit that infact his eyes are starting to turn brown. Seeing this and thinking hes transfroming to a troll Gutts slices him up. After Gutts leaves, silat comes to do a little jig over noodles rotten corpse..

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:01 am

*Chuckles* Heh, burn!

Post by **Luck-** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:21 am

Noodle is so full of shit that infact his eyes are starting to turn brown. Seeing this and thinking hes transfroming to a troll Gutts slices him up. After Gutts leaves, silat comes to do a little jig over noodles rotten corpse..

LoL. Eyes turning brown.. Lol it could actually happen 'cuz i got brown eyes.

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