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griffith uses the neo-hawks treasury to buy out the manga.. berserk becomes a bastardized yaoui... all fans commit suicide.. muira smokes a bowl and laughs
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Your theory has a big flaw Sortep, Griffith doesn´t exist in the "outside" world. Or does he..... Mommy!! :kekeke:
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he does, but everyone thinks he's a woman
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Skullkracker wrote:he does, but everyone thinks he's a woman
Really, and how did you "stumble" upon this discovery?? At a Brotel per chance maybe ?? :kekeke:
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nope, in LOTR

he was starring as an exceptionally ghey looking elf
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Skullkracker wrote:he does, but everyone thinks he's a woman
so thats who brooke shields really is... hmmmm
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What if this is all a dream Guts is sleeping and when Miura finally kills him off he wakes up only to relize it was a dream... but then the story continues like the dream and so Guts stops it right where it should have with the dual between him and Griffith after they win the war... Guts last words to griffith would be somthing like "... and to answer your question you asked me last night you are a horrible person and you deserve to die, because if I dont kill you here you will haunght me for the rest of my days" with that he loses control of his sword and cleaves Griffith in two in stead of just nicking his shoulder. With that he goes to live out his live with Godo and is Granddaughter. the end :twisted:
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...and the rest of he gang will just stand there stunned...for the rest of the story
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Well why don´t he just kidnap Casca and tell her "You love me, I know that so stop acting like you don´t" :P
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Sandman wrote:What if this is all a dream Guts is sleeping and when Miura finally kills him off he wakes up only to relize it was a dream... but then the story continues like the dream and so Guts stops it right where it should have with the dual between him and Griffith after they win the war... Guts last words to griffith would be somthing like "... and to answer your question you asked me last night you are a horrible person and you deserve to die, because if I dont kill you here you will haunght me for the rest of my days" with that he loses control of his sword and cleaves Griffith in two in stead of just nicking his shoulder. With that he goes to live out his live with Godo and is Granddaughter. the end :twisted:
Well, honestly, if that were the case. I think he would just stay with the Hawks this time.
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Starnum wrote:
Sandman wrote:What if this is all a dream Guts is sleeping and when Miura finally kills him off he wakes up only to relize it was a dream... but then the story continues like the dream and so Guts stops it right where it should have with the dual between him and Griffith after they win the war... Guts last words to griffith would be somthing like "... and to answer your question you asked me last night you are a horrible person and you deserve to die, because if I dont kill you here you will haunght me for the rest of my days" with that he loses control of his sword and cleaves Griffith in two in stead of just nicking his shoulder. With that he goes to live out his live with Godo and is Granddaughter. the end :twisted:
Well, honestly, if that were the case. I think he would just stay with the Hawks this time.
either that or just out right kill griffith to be on the safe side
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:LOL: Thats what I would do :twisted:
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I am new so excuse me for any mistakes

What if….Griffith really did reincarnate into something good and not evil and that the 5 devil creature is guts and when guts kills Griffith he unleashes hell on earth…
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So like Griffith is the only thing holding back the other world from merging... sounds like a good twist. Although I would hate to see more bad things happen because of Griffith's death, I would rather see some good come out of it :twisted:
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just wondering do you think Griff came back a good person....like the way he is treating all those people nicely etc or something else....
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Griffith wants a kingdom so naturally, he needs to rule over people. He is just gaining favor so him being king will be a smooth transition for the people. The fact that people are seeing him in this positive light can nurture the same kind of loyalty he had with the members of the Hawks
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so he is still basically an evil Femto and has not reincarnated into something else
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This is still yet to be seen but I think he is just the same old Griffith that thinks of nothing else but him self and the way to get his kingdom.
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Gats gets angry and he summons the god hand. He sacrifices Caska in order to become the new god hand member. Griffith can't allow this because Caska is his wife/mother/girlfriend. He interrupts and gets banned from the god hand. So now Griffith becomes the good guy...
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i have a theory that the boy from the beach is caska's and griffith's love child.
it has to be!
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There we go turn the story into count of Montie Cristo hahahahah JK that would suck.
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That little beach boy is the white hawk... not griffith. :P
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Devil_Dante wrote:That little beach boy is the white hawk... not griffith. :P
That might actually be plausible.
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DigitalPanic's Berserk Stupid Theories thread, before psi29a moved EG to mindwerks and was just another user.

http://forum.digitalpanic.net/index.php?showtopic=4690

Figured you all would enjoy this.
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eldo wrote: Crazy Theory 6: The berserk series will end once i get laid.

(don't worry, i'm 17 and have parents that are strict with relationships. No girlfriends, no parties. So it'll go on for at least a couple of years lol laugh.gif )
Eldo wrote this in his DP days.... This is the best one I could find... so is this threoy still valid there eldo??? :P
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