Teh Chuck Norris Thread

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Hey Arnold became governor so everything is possible.
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Libaax wrote:Hey Arnold became governor so everything is possible.
So? its not unusal for actors to obtain government jobs. I mean hell Regan is arnold's idol, he was an actor that became governor, then president.


http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

watch the video. good shit on chuck norris.
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There was a thread about that video and we all agreed that the video was teh uber gheynes!!11
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Buzkashi wrote:There was a thread about that video and we all agreed that the video was teh uber gheynes!!11
oh, ok nm then dont look at my link.
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im so sick of chuck. all people talk about on WoW is chuck norris...albeit they are hilarious as hell the first couple of times you read/hear them.
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Im just so unlucky to be born in the same time as Chuck

The video is so gay how come Chuck doesnt use a roundhouse kick and those super heroes couldnt do shit to him wtf gheyness plz the guy who made that video is cut
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im waiting for the Macgyver craze, then soon captain planet will be on his reign.
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halfnhalf wrote:im waiting for the Macgyver craze, then soon captain planet will be on his reign.
Captin Planet is the shit. I remember watching him everymorning before school with my younger brother. That's about the closest I've ever gotten to becoming a greenie
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A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
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no you fucker im talking about the whole internet wide craze with their very own random fact generator.

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My threads always become internet fads....Duh...

I thought you knew this by know young padawan.
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too bad the student always surpasses the teacher and then kills them...
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NO!

Not always.....

I..er....

NO!

not always....
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well in this case yes...


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Hahahaahah. Oh wow...
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Post by Rosiel »

You know through out that whole clip he is thinking about round house kicking someone to the face.
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Ah hahaha, that clip was golden :lol:
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Well it looks like the guy who made the clip was really scared of being roundhouse kicked or maybe it was Chuck's doing for the quality to be so bad. Maybe something went on after that we dont know or backstage.
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Oh God. That video itself should be stickied.
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Buzkashi wrote:Oh God. That video itself should be stickied.
it should be...
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I wonder if he´s released it as a single :P
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I really don't understand this recent Chuck Norris fad going on all over the Internet.
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i just killed Chuck Norris. he plays NewAge and i kicked his ass

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