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Eldo wrote:He should really see another shrink for that, you know, a REAL doctor. This guy's giving out bad counselling, I should have him, uh, 'disbarred' or something for malpractice.
Maybe he should have had his session with Dr. Eldo. He makes miracles happen.
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Eldo" wrote:He should really see another shrink for that, you know, a REAL doctor. This guy's giving out bad counselling, I should have him, uh, 'disbarred' or something for malpractice.
Maybe he should have had his session with Dr. Eldo. He makes miracles happen.
Nah, I head Dr.Eldo drugs his patients and has sex with them while they're knocked out.. It'd be best to stay away from him.
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Buzkashi wrote:Nah, I head Dr.Eldo drugs his patients and has sex with them while they're knocked out.. It'd be best to stay away from him.
They're nothing but rumours. The good doctor wouldn't do that, and if he would, he would be good enough to not get caught.
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You know youve read to much Berserk when your lieing in bed at night, darkness surrounds you, you star hearing noises coming from your closet and you start to see demons floating around you saying,"a child" "a young body" "mine" , "its mine!" "give it" "let me in" !@#41233423 and then you reach for your dragon slayer but its not there!!@#$ oh no1! then...just before they get to you to eat you!..your mommy turns on the light and you realise its all just in your head!@#!! hahhahaahhahahha.....
ZoddsNo1Fan wrote:You know youve read to much Berserk when your lieing in bed at night, darkness surrounds you, you star hearing noises coming from your closet and you start to see demons floating around you saying,"a child" "a young body" "mine" , "its mine!" "give it" "let me in" !@#41233423 and then you reach for your dragon slayer but its not there!!@#$ oh no1! then...just before they get to you to eat you!..your mommy turns on the light and you realise its all just in your head!@#!! hahhahaahhahahha.....
Oh yeah, I've been there, but my "mommy" lives far away, so I just grin evilly and tell them to "Fuck off!". That usually gets rid of them, especially when I use my scary voice.
play soul cali 3 and cant help but call the new siegfried guts because of his sword and medieval costume. you play using him and play zasalemel thinking he's an apostle. and when ivy comes up, griffith's white hair pops into your head, and u perfect kill her. this trend continues until u find some more berserk to read.
"The wind whispered,and the world began to change."
play soul cali 3 and cant help but call the new siegfried guts because of his sword and medieval costume. you play using him and play zasalemel thinking he's an apostle. and when ivy comes up, griffith's white hair pops into your head, and u perfect kill her. this trend continues until u find some more berserk to read.
Either that, or you just go play the actual Berserk game *malicious laughter*.
Heh, I've actually spend a couple of hours trying to make the best Gatts I could on one of the Smack Down games. He actually came out pretty nicely.
i know this thread died a little while, and this is a double post, but i had to get it out.
UKUWTM berserk when..
...while watching LOTR (the last one) you couldnt help but think "if only guts was here with the dragon slayer.." and when you watch resident evil (first one) when the zombies first start attacking, again, "guts could wipe out those motherfuckers in an instant, they are in no comparison to the apostles." this goes on for many movies including shaun of the dead and troy.
...you cant help but think every sword u see seems so small.
"The wind whispered,and the world began to change."
you know you've read too much berserk when you actually leave your mod'd ps2 on for 4 days just so your friend can come over and see that you yourself unlocked teh zodd sword leaving no doubt that no one else did it for you nor did you hack the save file
Dude, that's no fucking joke, that sword is hard to get. I think I fought him like, fifteen times before I beat him, once. I was already lost in demenia by that point, from already being up for far too long. I don't think I've beat him since then.
Yeah, it's his great sword. It's shorter than the Dragon Slayer, but just a little, and has a single edge design. It looks really cool, and he's so big he tends to use it with one hand, while wielding another weapon like an axe.
