he bit my vagina

Post by **halfnhalf** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:41 am

http://www.smithappens.com/video_dogvagina.php

Its not porn you sick fucks...

Post by **Femto** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:54 am

Does this video deserve it's own thread?

Damned if I know.

What I do know for certain, however, is that halfnhalf is a crazy man for starting it.

And on that note, check my sig.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:08 am

Look how small that lil shit was. I woulda kicked it in the face.

Post by **Kazure** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:23 am

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

Femto, in particular loses it. Screaming, he stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" he wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate Femto in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he is buzkashi. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches Femto, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling Femto, and whispers:"Iron this."

P.S. This joke is not original. It just edited it for humor.
P.P.S. Inspired by Buzkashi sex drive soap opera.

Post by **Femto** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:02 am

Sexy.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:03 am

Tis true.

Post by **Kazure** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:04 am

chat plz.

Post by **Femto** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:06 am

I can't.

It'll suck my life and I'll never get around to doing homework.

Post by **Kazure** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:10 am

This will be hard to say..

But school work first, Buzkashi sec...

.. who am I kidding Buzkashi > all.

Post by **panasonic** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:52 pm

i get an error msg that says "Can not create DirectShow Player"

does anyone know what that means or how to fix the problem?

Post by **halfnhalf** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:27 pm

panasonic wrote:i get an error msg that says "Can not create DirectShow Player"

does anyone know what that means or how to fix the problem?

use WMP....

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:19 pm

that lil dog just has oral issues.

Post by **Loeviz** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:37 pm

I would´ve gotten rid off that dog ages ago if I had it

Post by **panasonic** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:25 pm

i have wmp though

Post by **Loeviz** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:28 pm

panasonic wrote:i have wmp though

Might be your firewall that acts up then perhaps.
I have that problem sometimes.. Dont know why though

Post by **Devil_Dante** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:10 pm

Rediculous

Post by **Ruuppa** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:44 pm

I'm disappointed that the vid didn't show the dog actually doing it.

Post by **Femto** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:04 pm

Devil_Dante wrote:Rediculous

It's funny how spammers can't even spell a single word right.

Post by **Killfile** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:08 pm

It's an incantation. He's afraid of the crotch biting dog and thinks it might be a Bogart... so he's trying the "Rediculous" charm on it. Of course, since he's mispronouncing the incantation and isn't doing the proper wand motion, the spell isn't working and he'll end up looking "Rediculous" because of his spelling issues.

...... ok, that's to screwed up even for me.....

One word replies are spam. Quit it or I'll make ya suffer.

Post by **Devil_Dante** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:26 pm

Femto wrote:
Devil_Dante wrote:Rediculous
It's funny how spammers can't even spell a single word right.

Hahahahahahaha

Post by **Femto** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:38 pm

Devil_Dante wrote:Hahahahahahaha

I don't get the joke.

Mind explaining it to me?

PS: I'll kiss you if you turn every post you ever make into a rhyme, Killfile.

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:32 am

Femto wrote:
Devil_Dante wrote:Hahahahahahaha
I don't get the joke.

Mind explaining it to me?

It's funny because it's true?

Post by **Femto** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:33 am

Eldo wrote:It's funny because it's true?

Buzkashi being a hot man is also true, but I don't find it funny.

My question remains.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:59 pm

Man, that bitch was crazy.

Post by **Devil_Dante** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:18 pm

Eldo wrote:
Femto wrote:
Devil_Dante wrote:Hahahahahahaha
I don't get the joke.

Mind explaining it to me?
It's funny because it's true?

bingo!