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Why make this thread?
(if this has been asked, sorry but as i have homework i dont have time to check them all.
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Why make this thread?
Because I can, and to help the poor and suffering who can't afford the medical bills.
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Why does zokie ask stupid questions?
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Why did BasouKazuma get owned in gaming?
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Rosiel wrote:
Starnum wrote:Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
Oh no, a vs! My eyes burn and my mind spins! Oh sweet Lucifer, how you tempt us mortals! Did not Adam and Eve eat the sacred fruit? Oh woe is me, and history shall repeat itself! Who will win in a fight, Goku or Guts? O how i have fallen! (Don't anwser that Dr. Eldo) May we be forgiven for are sins. Another? Femto vs Lord Mune? I need to cure myself. I need to wash away these sins. I need to get porn. If you will excuse me, i need to look over very important documents on my computer, very important. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
STFU biatch. It was a joke, I thought that was obvious, sheesh.
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Starnum wrote:
Rosiel wrote:
Starnum wrote:Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
Oh no, a vs! My eyes burn and my mind spins! Oh sweet Lucifer, how you tempt us mortals! Did not Adam and Eve eat the sacred fruit? Oh woe is me, and history shall repeat itself! Who will win in a fight, Goku or Guts? O how i have fallen! (Don't anwser that Dr. Eldo) May we be forgiven for are sins. Another? Femto vs Lord Mune? I need to cure myself. I need to wash away these sins. I need to get porn. If you will excuse me, i need to look over very important documents on my computer, very important. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
STFU biatch. It was a joke, I thought that was obvious, sheesh.
As was mine. :twisted:
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Why does zokie ask stupid questions?
It's probably inheritable.
Why did BasouKazuma get owned in gaming?
For entertainment purposes.
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If we could harness the power of stupid will we be able to solve the world's energy crisis ?
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how much wood would a woodchuck chck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Why do poeople call Italians "Wops"? Where the heck did that word come from, sounds stupid.

Help please :)
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Why cant we use telepathy yet?
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Is there a chance I will become a successful writer?
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Are there really people that are jinxed ?

How do you get a Gypsy curse off off you?
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If we could harness the power of stupid will we be able to solve the world's energy crisis ?
No, but it could destroy a nation overnight.
how much wood would a woodchuck chck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
That's already been asked.
Why do poeople call Italians "Wops"?
I never heard of them being called 'wops', but I have heard people calling them 'wogs' instead.
Why cant we use telepathy yet?
If you could read my mind you would know the answer to that.
Is there a chance I will become a successful writer?
Write my biography and recieve instant fame.
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What should I do? The tree just outside my house talks to me sometimes and provokes me in many ways, like when she said "a tree never hits a car except in selfdefense" and then it broke my window and the tree was smiling.


Why is it that in California some women dig out their dead husbands for their kids birthdays?
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Are there really people that are jinxed ?
Yes, we doctors diagnose the symptom as 'bad luck'.
How do you get a Gypsy curse off off you?
Through voodoo spells and/or lots of beer.
What should I do? The tree just outside my house talks to me sometimes and provokes me in many ways, like when she said "a tree never hits a car except in selfdefense" and then it broke my window and the tree was smiling.
If you're smoking something, you might as well smoke the tree as well then.
Why is it that in California some women dig out their dead husbands for their kids birthdays?
Family reunions give me the teary eye.
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Three part question.

Why does my nether-region burn? Is it because of the evil monkey that lives in my pants? If so, how does one get rid of an evil monkey?
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Why do poeople call Italians "Wops"?
Now, I am not racist, in fact, italian girls are some of my favorites. But I heard that 'wop' is the sound that a bucket of shit makes when it hits the pavement.
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Saiyah wrote:Why do poeople call Italians "Wops"? Where the heck did that word come from, sounds stupid.

Help please :)
That is the sound they make when you fling one up against a wall. WW2 reference. (no, i'm not kidding. i come from a marine family.)
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http://www.darkhorizons.com/reviews/wog-n.php

The WOG Boy.
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Is there something I can do to get rid off my insomnia?
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Is there something I can do to get rid off my insomnia?
'Sleeping pills' laced in cyanide prescribed by yours truly.
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How can I make this thread any better?
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How can I make this thread any better?
Money helps.
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Why do animals get raped so oftenly?

Is walking with your ass full of dirt and tape holding it in safe enough not to get raped in Quebec?

Why do raped people act like they were innocent?
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