How could you be cheating if people didn't know that you were? Only you know, and I would get rid of that conscience if you have one as soon as possible. More great advice from the doctor.
Why won't you marry me?
Because you're not a woman nor are you rich or can cook.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Femto wrote:If I were rich and I could cook it'd be two out of three then right? Will you consider me then?
Psh. Get in the back of the line, I'm first, should I ever get rich, acquire cooking-skillz and become a woman. You tell him, Eldo. I'm your bitch, not him.
If I were rich and I could cook it'd be two out of three then right? Will you consider me then?
The woman factor really outweighs all the miscellaneous ones.
Why does Chuck Norris never cries.
Because he's a tin man without a heart.
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or The Big Show(WWF)?
Haven't seen it.
How can you know when your going to die?
When your life flashes before your eyes.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
They do, when you take away ice cream from them, they cry.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
As long as it takes.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
From my professional analysis, it's going to do well, but it may do bad too.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Why did I fill all my college applications on the last day?
Because you want to go to college rather than not filling it.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
At every good local black market everywhere. Sometimes they put it under the category of Paganism and Occult, because they r teh ghey.
Why did you feel it necesarry to have a ghost writer for it?
Not just any ghost, but the HOLY ghost.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Why do I always get the urge to brutally stab random passerbys in the face when talking to people online?
Because you can't see them and you have a graphical and vivid imagination.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
And you gave your name to the cops, which you should never do. Use aliases next time, I'm always Dr. Narvakerko, Dr. Asprin, Dr. Ninture, Mr. Phuq, Sir Hawt, psi29a; these are just examples of the many aliases that I use. Hopefully next time when you google your name, there shouldn't be a rap sheet under your name but scapegoated to your other non-existent aliases.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Why the hell hasn't god hotel echo'd your position for your blasphemy?
'cuz I own the hotel, and that's where god brings his pals to play.
Love, Some hypocritical religious guy.
I love anonymity. Doctor-Patient anonymity.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
