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Eldo wrote:Because people like eating baby's pussies.
can you clarify that more...that answer sounded VERY dirty to me
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I'd say what I think he means but I think I'd be dead wrong. That reply was uhhh different ....
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One question per post people.

Let's not crowd the good doctor.
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Hm, I was lead by example but ah well, If the good Doc needs space I'll give it. ...

.... Damn courtesy .... *throws a tantrum*
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We all know that the moon is not made out of green cheese. But what if it were made out of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it then?
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How come people listen to rap?
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Why am I still unable to wake up on time even though there are three alarm clocks in my room?
(don't tell me because I have ED)
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Why does Russel Crowe think he's a better actor the Robert DeNiro?
Because Russell Crowe shags sheep which is a type of spirtual healing, whereas Robert DeNiro doesn't.
Who makes better movies Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez (not counting spy kids and the other mainstream shit.)?
All opinionated.
Why do people like Collen Farrel?
Because people like what they don't know.
Where the hell is Chris Tucker?
Ever since he owed loan sharks money, he cunningly changed his name to Chris Rock to avoid any hassle and faked Christ Tucker's death.
can you clarify that more...
No. Figure it out on your own, I've shown you the door, it's your turn to open it.
We all know that the moon is not made out of green cheese. But what if it were made out of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it then?
If that are natural occuring barbeque spare ribs, then no. As a doctor, I am concerned about my health and maybe a few others, and I won't eat BBQ spare ribs where I don't know where it's been. If it's for money or raising money for cancer research, I'll consider it.
How come people listen to rap?
Because they have no soul. Or taste.
Why am I still unable to wake up on time even though there are three alarm clocks in my room?
It must be the side effects of the medicine for Erectile Dysfunction that you're taking.

I have to limit questions for each person to around 1-3 questions per post. I'm a good doctor, like doctor hobo, I'll take it.
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Why are you so angry sometimes?

You scare me.
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Why is your title EL DiablO? Are you part of some cult that we should know about?

I'm going to inform my church of your heretical doings.
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Why are you so angry sometimes?
Stress. And anger leads to the dark side.
Why is your title EL DiablO? Are you part of some cult that we should know about?
The hell with all these accusations, first from the pope, Catholic Church, The Christian Society, Klu Klux Klan, black sabbath, occult, and now from my patients! How presumptious of you to even consider that. I'll tell you it's better being worshipped than worshipping someone else.

To answer your question, if yes, it makes me easier to obtain certain drugs and materials which I could say it's for religious purposes only. If no, look at the caps of EL DiablO, it spells Eldo.
I'm going to inform my church of your heretical doings.
Oooo, I'm so scared. Oh noes!11! I'm going to get excommunicated and shunned from society!
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Post by Saiyah »

Dr. Eldo I seek guidence in your knowledge once again.


What ails this child?

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Haha awesome pic, it looks like he/she shitted on his/herself :kekeke:
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That baby is ugly!! she must have seen something even uglier to make a face like that!
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What is the username and pasword on notpron lvl6?
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Post by Ambient »

no one asked how ugly the baby was....
besides, how can you make fun of something that cant defend itself?
.....MEANIE!!! :x
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Jesus H Christ. Two sig violation in one day! The sig police need to be out in force!

Ambient, your sig is WAAAAAAAAY too big!

:RTF: :rulez:
Board Guidelines and Rules wrote:f) Signatures and Avatars: Keep them free of hardcore porn, if you have doubts, talk to a moderator. Signatures shouldn’t contain animated images over 512KB in size (exception would be Nazgul, because he is badass). Keep the signature equal to or below 600 pixels in width and 160 pixels in height. The avatar should be no bigger than 300 pixels in height and 150 pixels in width.

With that, I have a question for Dr. Eldo. Why don't people reading the freaking rules in any forum I visit? It's not hard, it took me like a minute to do.
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Im just helping that kid, when he gets older he will be more resistant to insults.

What does a baby Ambient crying and shitting his pants sounds like? :P
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Post by Saiyah »

I can always expect an unimaginative comment out of you Finito and for that reason I forgive your stupidity.

--- Dr. Eldo:

What can we, the members of EG do to make sense out of more then half the dumb shit Finito says?
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Finito you are evil picking on a little kid.


Hehe Ambient sig is the biggest in history.
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Stop it youll break my heart.

What are the kids favorite candies?
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Post by Saiyah »

Lemon lime lolly pops.

Shame on you :cry:
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woops...sorry
(never again) :oops:
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What ails this child?
Constipation. Or he's getting his temperature taking not from the mouth.
What is the username and pasword on notpron lvl6?
Like sand in an hourglass, those are the days of our lives.
What does a baby Ambient crying and shitting his pants sounds like?
The sound of a baby crying and shitting his pants.
What can we, the members of EG do to make sense out of more then half the dumb shit Finito says?
Because we're twice as smart as he is.
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Post by Starnum »

Hey, Ambient, you wouldn't happen to be...an elf, would you?

Meh, probably just a forest elf or something...peasant. :P

Oh, and for the great doctor. Um, what's the average flying speed of the South African Sparrow? *Mumbles* I think that's how it went.
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