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This thread is all about asking Dr. Eldo questions about anything to do with everything. I'm very much qualified to answer your questions providing that I have an answer for it. Just let me show you my credentials...

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I also have a PhD in Bullshit and a Master's Degree for being an Arsehole. Anyway, feel free to ask your questions and I shall answer them in a most mature insightful manner. Of course I care what you think, damn straight I do.

Now, whoever the fuck referred me to drugs is a fucking liar. Who/whom ever he/she/they are, those guys are snitches and fucking douchebag, they are the outcasts of all respectable doctors in the mercy killing society.
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hahahahahaha

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Where do we come from?

PS: This is going to be the best thread ever.
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You fail.
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Why don´t I ever win o the lottery ?
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Massage PLZ!
"I love a buz" - LordMune, 2012
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why are people on the internet so stupid?
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Are you my mommy?
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Dear Dr. Eldo,

Miura = Femto = Buzkashi = Bukakke?

How does this physical phenomenon effect the subconsoius of every man?

I'm thinking of doing my science project on this issue at state.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Kazure wrote:Miura = Femto = Buzkashi = Bukakke?
This fucking blows my mind.
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is god a man or woman or both?


does steroids really give you a small penis?



why haven't you answered our questions yet?
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Yeah where is dr eldo maybe he is a quack just like Dr.Phil.
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Libaax wrote:Yeah where is dr eldo maybe he is a quack just like Dr.Phil.
I pray to god that this not be true.
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Me too but you never know.
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dr how do u grow money?
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Where do we come from?
Men come from Mars, women from Venus.
Why don´t I ever win o the lottery ?
Because you suck.
why are people on the internet so stupid?
It's a genetic thing, there's a couple of volumes based on study of retards on the internet with a genetic basis that was all written by myself and some esteemed colleauges.
Are you my mommy?
No, you mother fucker.
Miura = Femto = Buzkashi = Bukakke?
Yeah, that's a natural phenomenon that can't be explained by SCIENCE.
is god a man or woman or both?
Isn't a female omnipotent being a goddess?
does steroids really give you a small penis?
Yes.
why haven't you answered our questions yet?
Too many mercy killings, too little time.
dr how do u grow money?
With a money tree.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew this was going to be the best thread ever.

Next question, is Buzkashi gay?
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Femto wrote:Next question, is Buzkashi gay?
He isn't extremely happy, if that's what you're asking.
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Who is Batman?

It can't be Buzkashi, I'm sure.
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Femto wrote:Who is Batman?

It can't be Buzkashi, I'm sure.
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

Quick, someone add "Best Thread Ever" to the title of this thread.
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Who was that guy again? Arresty? Buz? Starnum?


Who is the biggest shemale in this forum?
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Libaax wrote:Who was that guy again? Arresty? Buz? Starnum?
I don't know, but his manliness is intimidating.
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Hahahaha


Whoever it is i like the pose :P
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Libaax wrote:Who was that guy again? Arresty? Buz? Starnum?
It's Batman.
Libaax wrote:Who is the biggest shemale in this forum?
Of all the patients I've examined, I have to say Shaka Zula.
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Doc...... mmm you are the best :lol:
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