You know you've read too much berserk when...

[TheDrizzit]

Yea all the guys who I know that work at a tattoo place wont brand me though cuz they say you shouldn't have tattoo's where they are visible cuz then you won't get hired. Not like I care but the fuckers won't brand me!!

[Fuji Nagase]

(i thought of this while reading the omakes)

you know you read too much berserk when--

your eyes sparkle, your face grins incessantly and somewhere in the back of your head, you can hear youself say " there goes my day".

[Starnum]

Isn't Fuji a male name?

[Fuji Nagase]

yes, but my full name is fujiye - having reference to mt. fuji and all its beauty... or whatever the fuck u want it to be. i just go by fuji.

[Libaax]

When you try to make crazy Guts faces before the bathroom mirror.

I actually did that...

[Fuji Nagase]

thats like practicing for cosplaying..

(i did caska in the mirror i think maybe once when i was getting the wig for my costume. kind of a test u know?)

-when u cosplay a berserk character.

[Eldo]

I think there's a cosplay thread somewhere...

[Fuji Nagase]

really? i know ive mentioned cosplaying a little in the battle angel thread sometime ago.... is that it? cuz thats just battle angel talk.

[Luck-]

Drizzit... They won't brand you cuz you gotta sacrifice something. You know you've read to much berserk when you want to be branded.

[Fuji Nagase]

well, branded by the god hand is different from getting the tattoo. its a different kind of sacrafice. u need an extra comrade sacrafice for the tattoo.

[Loeviz]

Well if you want the brand on your neck, ask your friends. I got lots off em that has it as a "hobby"

[Fuji Nagase]

for the females ( although i know there arnt many) who are addicted to berserk, its a little different. our brand is more logically on the chest. not the neck. of course there are no rules or anything of where u get the brand, but it is maybe more apparent then that of a brand on the neck. (depending on if they are a skank or not too.)

[TheDrizzit]

I was just wondering if I wanted to get tattoo'd or branded. I heard of a place in Dallas (not too far from me) that will actually brand people with hot irons. That would be something...to actually get branded with the brand. As for getting branded by the GodHands...its a lot more complicated than just sacrificing someone. First, I need a Behelit. Second, it can't even be me with the behelit or I won't get branded just apostlized. Third, that means I would have to give someone the behelit, or just meet someone, and become dear friends with them and then get them to try to sacrifice me while they get apostlized. Wait....now that I think about it, I think I would want to be apostlized and then jump in front of a brand thats heading at someone. Ooooo that would be something...an apostle with a brand. Hmmm.....

[Fuji Nagase]

...


people get branded in piercing/tattooing places these days. its true. but, depending on if you keloid (sp?) or not, then it will maybe turn out bad, not like our friend guts. (in fact it looks quite awful if a brand gets messed up, but so do tattoos)

so call these people u heard about and ask about scaring and custom jobs. getting the shape of the brand will be custom. And some places only do brands that they already have. (generic shapes and letters (pics too sometimes)

this is more or less of a new thing, meaning, more popular only recently, so custom jubs might be in question. (maybe not?)

id google it up and see what u get

[MrFelony]

if any threads death would make me happyit would be this one...

[xeno]

I wonder why you started it when you dislike it ?
At least it is useful to get some known better and perhaps make them visit the forum more often

[Fuji Nagase]

it was one of the reasons i joined actually. it was that fucking funny. at first...

[MrFelony]

yea i liked it at first buts its sort of run its course i think. but the people can spam away, though everything is sorta just repeating . thats the main reason why i dont read it as much.

[Fuji Nagase]

we all took a vote, right?

("let them spam away")


yes, there hasnt been a new YKURTMBWY...in a while...

[MrFelony]

you know you've read to much berserk when you are tired of reading berserk

it seems that most people havent read too much berserk though .

you know you've read too much berserk when you have come up with insane theories because you're tired of the other ones everyone else has already brought up

[TheDrizzit]

Well I was saving this one for a rainy day and although its not raining here I will post it just for you Felony. (Cuz I love your ava....and you....I'm j/k....not about the ava though)

You know you've read too much Berserk when you begin to model aspects of your life after the many different (but sensible) theologies which are revealed inside Berserk.

Don't believe me? That's cuz you don't know me ^_^

[Saiyah]

You know you've read too much berserk when you craft homemade aluminum foil figures of your favorite characters and recreate classic battles.

Then you go as far as creating alternate stories which start out as a fun little hobby but soon turn to sleepless nights and angry letters to mira wondering why he did use the story line you came up with, only to have him mail you back a photo of his ass and a note that reads "kiss this first."

You get mad at first but then think about it, more and more you like the idea and practice on the picture daily. Months roll off the calendar and you notice that you haven't gotten anything for your hard work. You seek counseling and are diagnosed with "Berserk fever" the shrink hand you a copy of Bleach and say "This should ween you off Berserk." You take it home and read it and something in your heart tells you this is wrong. You angrily throw the manga down and grab a juice box and go back to picture.


A week later EG releases a new chapter and you see that none of your ideas were included. You pull at your hair and then remember your parents own a gun. You thiunk that if he wont take your idea's in this life, maybe you'll have better luck in the next. After one last kiss to Mirua you aim the gun at your head and pull the trigger. Your mother walks in and sees you on the ground and says "Damn, this kid, always hogging the manga. You read too much berserk!" She takes your vol. one and leaves you there.


--- True story, R.I.P Kenny!

[LordMune]

only to have him mail you back a photo of his ass and a note that reads "kiss this first."

Indeed, the Miura-Femto-Buzkashi triumvirate does not take kindly to meddling.

[Eldo]

You seek counseling and are diagnosed with "Berserk fever" the shrink hand you a copy of Bleach and say "This should ween you off Berserk."

He should really see another shrink for that, you know, a REAL doctor. This guy's giving out bad counselling, I should have him, uh, 'disbarred' or something for malpractice.

[Starnum]

Bleach is super awesome, but it could never sate the thirst for Berserk. You're going to need something a lot more potent to ween yourself off of this manga. You know, I don't even think that's possible. I mean, you can't get better than the best.