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Brave soul to read my story 'Lettuce man and Carrot dog'
Day 1 [Out for a walk]
Lettuce man was out walking his carrot dog when suddenly a first class engineer came up to him. "Give me all of your cabbage!" Lettuce man drew his vibrant sweat bag and chopped at the engineer. Without the power armor mk 2 the engineer was lost and became a small tiny golden eggcup. Carrot dog ate the small tiny golden eggcup and became golden carrot dog. With that they both went home to their garden.
Day 2.a [Lettuce man do laundry]
Lettuce man has gotten himself in some mess. He has no clean clothes and he gotta do the laundry. Taken all of his dirty clothes and put them into a bag Lettuce man go to the nearby laundro-mat. There is a big line of fruit in the way and lettuce man is in a hurry. He scurry inside a hole in the wall and appear inside the laundro-mat house. There he see Grape woman stripped to her undies waiting on her laundry to be done. Lettuce man cant help it, he picks up his portable recording thingie and record Grape woman. After recording about 2 hours of film with Grape woman doing her laundry Lettuce man scurry out the same way he came in. Lettuce man gets back home and jerks of for the rest of the day and then copy the film and sell it to his buddy, Onion man for 100 Garden dollars.
Day 2.b [Carrot dog at home]
Carrot dog feel a little powerfull when he wakes up. Lettuce man ran just out to do the laundry. Carrot dog wonders what he should do. First thing carrot dog feels to do is pee on the carpet. Second is get some food, but where is the food? Not in the locker where are the basketballs are. Not in the basement where all the rats scurry around. And not under the bed where all monsters hang out. Where is the food? Feeling all tired of all the searching carrot dog collapses beside his foodbowl. But what is that smell? Carrot dog looks inside the bowl and find it full with food. Carrot dog eat it all and then get some sleep.
Day 3 [Enter Golden Carrot dog]
Lettuce man wake up from his horny slumber. He had dreams about himself and Grape woman. He gets up brushes his leafs and kick Carrot dog out of his not so horny sleep. With that done Lettuce man takes Carrot dog out for a walk in the park. There are lots of seeds running around and no horny couples as far as the eye can see. Lettuce man gets tired and sits down on a bench. Carrot dog takes a swim in the park pond. But there is something lurking in the bushes. A green aura of murder. Cucumber murderer aims down his sight on his Futuristic galactic sniperrifle mark 4a, in his scope is a small seed playing in the sandbox. Carrot dog notice and turn inte Golden Carrot dog and saves the day by peeing on Cucumber murderers pants. Cucumber murderer runs home with his Futuristic galactic sniperrifle mark 4a and tell his mother. Lettuce man and Golden Carrot dog who has turned back inte Carrot dog walk home and watch monster movies for the rest of the day.
WARNING story written by me [Lettuce man and Carrot dog
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