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Is this too dumb of a thread to let live?

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You know youve read to much berserk when your watching He-man and just think that Guts would snap him like a twig
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looool heman! hahaha nice one

U know uve read too much berserk when u imagine that guts will somehow cross the dimensions, and goes into heman's world, and when he first see the giant cat, he will think that its an apostle, and cuts it into half, then berserk mode on and kills heman!
ok ..... i know that this is like totally random ....... then heres my 2nd try:
u know uve read too much berserk when u fight someone with ur right eye closed, and think that there isnt any blind spot, but in fact there is like a fuking huge blind spot and puts u into a disadvantage.
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you know you've read too much berserk when you've lurked all evening on the forum hitting f5 to reload the page every few minutes in the hope that the chapter you know is coming out today is posted
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Well, it's released by Young Animal today, but normally we don't release our version until later in the evening, after midnight, or the following day. I mean, I don't get off of work until 11:00 pm central time, but I'll be able to do any neccessary QA after that.
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Post by Sortep »

i wasn't actually griping.. i was just grasping for ideas that haven't been used in this thread... i've only lurked about 4 times since coming home at 5pm est... hell if it wasn't for you guys.. i'd have to wait forever and a day for new chapters/volumes
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Oh yeah, it's all good, just being informative. New chapter should be ready by Monday night. That's the current standing anyway.
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if it wasn't for the prototype.. i'd be knee deep in the shakes by now... having around monday-ish.. just makes me want to go to work so that i have a reason to come home
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Heh, I know how you feel. I'm a Berserk fiend myself.
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Post by coolerimmortal »

Well, since the new chapter has been out since yesterday, I can't see why you'd be so anxious...I suppose it's for the translation, although that might be out at Skullknight as well.

Speaking of reading too much Berserk, I'm slightly suspicious of my Calc teacher, Mr. Griffith...
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coolerimmortal wrote:Well, since the new chapter has been out since yesterday, I can't see why you'd be so anxious...
Most people are faithful to EG and don't read the raws first. It ruins the whole experience later.
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Eldo wrote:
coolerimmortal wrote:Well, since the new chapter has been out since yesterday, I can't see why you'd be so anxious...
Most people are faithful to EG and don't read the raws first. It ruins the whole experience later.
Spoken like a true EGer! Ditto.

And I prefer to wait til halloween anyways, makes it more special...
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evilester_me wrote:
Eldo wrote:
coolerimmortal wrote:Well, since the new chapter has been out since yesterday, I can't see why you'd be so anxious...
Most people are faithful to EG and don't read the raws first. It ruins the whole experience later.
Spoken like a true EGer! Ditto.

And I prefer to wait til halloween anyways, makes it more special...
Ah, I see. I always read the raws myself...I have some knowledge of Japanese (I won't be able to fully translate it for another year or so) and can generally grasp what is going on. It's the same with all manga I read. In fact, the only one in which I always feel clueless after reading the raw is Death Note.
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Unfortunately, I have a very limited knowledge of Japanese. :cry: So I patiently await for the Mystic approved translation. Perhaps one day I'll pick up a 'teach yourself japanese: Ganjin Edition.'

Yes, the 31st will be a great release date! :smoken:
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Right on, I don't like to read raws either. Besides, Mystic's got the good translations. ;)
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Once, I read a raw. The one with Guts against Grunbeld. Not knowing what they were saying put me on a hatefull mood, so I never did it again. And lately, the translations are even better, so, in my humble opinion, it's much worth the wait.
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you know u read too much berserk if you know how to say:

ich lese berserk so gern, dass ich dich fur die nachste kapitel toten wurde!!
( sorry for the eng. letters)

and know what it means...... and u mean it... and have said it to people. people who dont even know what berserk is, much less any german.


-translation : i love berserk so much, id kill u for the next chapter!!

and then of course, u know u read too much berserk when u actually do it.

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ah... there are a quite a few people i'd be willing to kill for the next chapter...

you know you've read too much berserk when you're dressing up as guts for halloween and half hoping someone knows what your costume is and half hoping no one doest
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Sortep wrote:ah... there are a quite a few people i'd be willing to kill for the next chapter...

you know you've read too much berserk when you're dressing up as guts for halloween and half hoping someone knows what your costume is and half hoping no one doest
Well I bet your willing to kill a few people any time Sortep :kekeke:

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u know uve read too much berserk when at oct 31st halloween night, u get too drunk and walk on the street and see all those mini monster (apostles), u take a sword and kill them all. Next thing u know when u wake up is: halloween crazy homicide killer on rampage in the newspaper., and u wonder whos been doing those crazy things.
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psi29a wrote:Perhaps one day I'll pick up a 'teach yourself japanese: Ganjin Edition.'
Perhaps picking up 'teach yourself japanese: Gaijin Edition' would be more advisable. :smoken:

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LordMune wrote:no ban plkthx
Indeed... :OWTH:
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Fuji Nagase wrote:you know u read too much berserk if you know how to say:

ich lese berserk so gern, dass ich dich fur die nachste kapitel toten wurde!!
( sorry for the eng. letters)
And what is so special about saying this? There are many people that would kill for less. And there is also nothing special about saying it in german. :P
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you know u read too much berserk if you know how to say:

ich lese berserk so gern, dass ich dich fur die nachste kapitel toten wurde!!
( sorry for the eng. letters)
Whats this gotta do with berserk...?

On Topic: You know you read too much berserk when you think halloween is the eclipse because of all the monsters. So you grab any sharp item and smack the monsters at your door.
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Luck- wrote:
you know u read too much berserk if you know how to say:

ich lese berserk so gern, dass ich dich fur die nachste kapitel toten wurde!!
( sorry for the eng. letters)
Whats this gotta do with berserk...?

On Topic: You know you read too much berserk when you think halloween is the eclipse because of all the monsters. So you grab any sharp item and smack the monsters at your door.
Have to agree on that I dont really know what your aiming at with saying it in German.
And isnt that a psychopat that grabs any sharp object in sight :D
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Well if you originally DIDN'T know German I could see how it would be special. Just like if I learned Japanese i would probably never speak English again.
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