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Sad isn't it.
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Hey, at least it keeps the "OMG I just figured out something kewl now follow me on this cuz some of it is just assumptions" stuff out of other threads.


I think some of the theories are pretty interesting, and some have made me think just a little about some things. I'd think of this thread kind of like a bug zapper. It kills off minor annoyances in the area, and occasionally, it looks pretty cool while doing so.
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Yeah, I suppose so. It's just that more than half of these theories are just bullshit jokes that aren't really that funny. Ah well, as long as it filters some of the crap out of the other threads, then I can deal with it.
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Come on, this used to be the first post thread for newbies. Lots of memorable moments here. Although I don't really post or make an effort to post in this thread anymore...
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hehe i post all of my bullshit theories outside of this thread anyway :roll:...
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Eldo wrote:Come on, this used to be the first post thread for newbies. Lots of memorable moments here. Although I don't really post or make an effort to post in this thread anymore...
Yep, this is where I made my first post. Oh the good old days......
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Griffith has sex with Sonja on account of she finally just comes out and asks him to. Miura of course draws this in graphic detail. Griffith realizes that all this time, his desiers to rule and conquer have been displacement of his desire to bang little girls. He goes to Guts, confesses all this, and apologizes for the whole ruining his life thing. Guts, who has had quite a few underage girls throw themselves at him, understands completly and all is forgiven. The story ends with Griffith and Guts going to the nearest tavern to have a beer.
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MrFelony wrote:hehe i post all of my bullshit theories outside of this thread anyway :roll:...
Well, you should really start posting them here, because that's what the thread's for.
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InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:Griffith has sex with Sonja on account of she finally just comes out and asks him to. Miura of course draws this in graphic detail. Griffith realizes that all this time, his desiers to rule and conquer have been displacement of his desire to bang little girls. He goes to Guts, confesses all this, and apologizes for the whole ruining his life thing. Guts, who has had quite a few underage girls throw themselves at him, understands completly and all is forgiven. The story ends with Griffith and Guts going to the nearest tavern to have a beer.
Hahahahha :LOL:

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InsaneNoodlyGuy wrote:The story ends with Griffith and Guts going to the nearest tavern to have a beer.
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lol the pic!! :lol:
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Ok here´s one more for the books.

When Gut´s and his party comes to Elfhelm the king there instantly bring them to his Pixie Shaman.
The Shaman foretells them when he reads in blue berry juice that there is in fact something that could neutralize Guts pain when he´s close by one off the God hand..... The thing he needs is a spur from SK´s armor.

So this all results in a gigantic goose chase cause SK don´t really wanna give away one spur.
So after Guts has beaten SK to a pulp, he makes his way into and through Griffith´s camp.
But one thing goes terribly wrong when Puck (Yes Puck) turns out to be a spy and flies away with the spur and thus Guts gets overpowered after a terrific struggle and his life ends.
Griffith chops off Guts head and makes a drinking glass out off it as a memento off his (once) most dedicated member off the hawks, and he also declares this a celebration day "The Black day".
Hmm, pretty long post here..
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Maybe they'll make a big behelit out of Guts head and the next apostle/godhand/whatever will transform into a Guts. ;)
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If they could make behelit look like they wanted they could have made it in the shape of a dick that way it would have been more useful for griffith during is lonely nights. HELL!! and wouldnt have gone to the princess too! Fucking bitch princess just die why not a prince!!
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I think im tired of all the griffith is gay jokes :?
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i think a book could be written with all the jokes about griffith being gay
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It would be a bestseller seeing there is many Berserk fans who cant stand him.
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There are many gay mangas other than berserk and even some yaoi about berserk and its no best sellers.
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Finito wrote:Fucking bitch princess just die why not a prince!!
Because Guts killed the only left prince of midland. :P
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He was so cute...the princess is lame.

lol Guts killing the princess instead of Adonis cause she sees him in the room and then Griffith as to date the prince? Well its for his ambitions...
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He did it for his ambitions before, when he got fucked by that noble lord he killed in the last fight of the hundred year war.
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griffith finds his lost puberty and grows facial hair... he no longer wants his own kingdom to make up for his once lost masculinity
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Griffith finds it difficult to finance his ever growing "Band off the hawks" so he starts to pimp out Zodd to get the gold flowing in again.
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I don't think Zodd would be a big seller...
now Sonja for instance would attract more customers...or better yet: princess "daddy's girl" Charlotte

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Man, what about when Schierke was taking a bath with Casca, and she fell naked on Guts? That would sell millions of copies...people are perverted sickos...
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