"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then
blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry
once in the university computer room a girl I knew was searching for something and suddenly a bunch of porn related popups came up...she got soooo embarrased: "it wasn't me"
Skullkracker wrote:once in the university computer room a girl I knew was searching for something and suddenly a bunch of porn related popups came up...she got soooo embarrased: "it wasn't me"
That's what they ALWAYS say... hehe
I'm not sure if this should be here, or in funny pictures:
Well sens Bush is speaking ebonics now,I might as well throw in this pic
And on behalf of tha American people, I thizzank tha world fo` its trippin' of support. America wizzle playa forget tha sounds of our National Anthem play'n at Buckingham Palace, on tha streets of Paris, n at Berlin's Brandenburg Gate.
We wizzay not forget South Korean children gather'n ta pray outside our embassy in Seoul, or tha brotha of sympathy offered at a mosque in Cairo. We wizzay not forget moments of silence n days of spendin' in Australia n Africa n Latin America . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.
Izzle wizzay we forget tha citizens of 80 otha nations who died wit our own: dozens of Pakistizzles mizzy than 130 Israelis; mizzy tizzle 250 citizens of India; men n bitchez from El Salvador, Iran, Mexico n Japan; n hundreds of British Citizens. America has no trua nigga thiznan Great Britain. (Applause.) Once again, we is joined gangsta in a bootylicious cause -- so honored tha British Prime Nigga has crossed an ocean ta shiznow his unity of purpose wit America. Thank you fo` com'n, friend. (Applause.)
On Pimp tha 11th, enemies of freedom committed an act of war against our country. Americans have K-N-to-tha-izzown wars -- but fo` tha past 136 years, they have bizzle wars on foreign soil, except fo` one Sunday in 1941. Americans have known tha casualties of war -- but not at tha crazy ass nigga of a bootylicious city on a peaceful morning. Americans have kniznown surprise attacks -- but brotha before on thousands of civilians. All of this was brought upon us in a single day -- n night fell on a different world, a world where freedom itself is shot calla attack.
(Yeah not me writing anything funny myself,but its still hilarious )
Until the lion learns to speak, the tales of the hunt will be(weak) told by the hunter