harold & kumar go to white castle:
kumar: dude we'll be fine in this neighborhood. look, theres 2 guys over there just like us!
*bunch of random black guys come out and the beat the living shit outta the hindu and the asian
harold & kumar: OH SHIT!!
hilarious movie moments
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Buzkashi
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Orange county ...
"aye whers my pee"
"oh there it is"
"eek" *lady drops glass of pee*
"alright someones gona have to fill this up for me or im going to jail"
"aye whers my pee"
"oh there it is"
"eek" *lady drops glass of pee*
"alright someones gona have to fill this up for me or im going to jail"
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
the perfect score
anna (the movie's chick): If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?
roy (the cracked-out asian guy): Anything at all? Well, when I was a kid I used to play this video game for hours, Street Fighter 2. And I remember thinking "ya know, people get payed to do this, to think of the game and create the characters". Like there's this one character Blanka; he's like half human and half lizard who eats his opponents. Well ya know he either zaps them with lightning or he... bites their faces off. pretty cool huh?
anna: oh so you wanna design your own video games huh?
roy: no..........i wanna be blanka......
anna (the movie's chick): If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?
roy (the cracked-out asian guy): Anything at all? Well, when I was a kid I used to play this video game for hours, Street Fighter 2. And I remember thinking "ya know, people get payed to do this, to think of the game and create the characters". Like there's this one character Blanka; he's like half human and half lizard who eats his opponents. Well ya know he either zaps them with lightning or he... bites their faces off. pretty cool huh?
anna: oh so you wanna design your own video games huh?
roy: no..........i wanna be blanka......
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Buzkashi
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Im sorry sir but do you possibly mean TP....Eldo wrote:Beavis and Butthead do America:
"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"
"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Huh?Buzkashi wrote:Im sorry sir but do you possibly mean TP....Eldo wrote:Beavis and Butthead do America:
"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"
"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Gosh, I have no idea...it sounds like TV, since the whole movie's about finding their TV back...so I presumed it was TV. I taped it off the TV, and it didn't have clear audio.Starnum wrote:Yeah dude, it's TP...TP for my bung hole...you know?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
It's not always me, I just get back from work and login and post. Plus, I don't know how to change my hidden/appear status. I can't remember how I was fiddling around with things and then shit happened. And I'm too lazy to change it back....Buzkashi wrote:The hidden person is always eldo or oro . I used to always be hidden but got sick of it.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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My favorite Character from Office Space:
Milton Waddams:And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
Milton Waddams: I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it.
Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Milton Waddams:And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
Milton Waddams: I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it.
Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
NARUTO + BLEACH doesn't even come close to the BEST MANGA= ONE PIECE
