You know you've read too much berserk when...

Post by **Necromancer** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:04 am

MrFelony wrote:when you sleep during the day so the evil spirits cant get you

Huh. I do that. But to be honest not because of the spirits, I'm nightactive.

Post by **evilester_me** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:05 am

Libaax wrote:
When you get the branded mark as a tattoo.....

I saw this one guy with it as a henna tattoo, but still, I honestly wouldnt even do that (if you get a tan then it becomes permanent)

I was like

Post by **Eldo** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:16 am

Necromancer wrote:
MrFelony wrote:when you sleep during the day so the evil spirits cant get you
Huh. I do that. But to be honest not because of the spirits, I'm nightactive.

Dude, Dio has a branded tattoo on the back of his neck. It looks fucking awesome as well.

Post by **MrFelony** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:42 am

really? is there a pic of said tatoo somewhere?

Post by **Sortep** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:09 pm

you know you've read too much berserk when you're mad that someone else got branded before you could and now you're left thinking of swinging railroad logs around to get strong enough to wield the dragon slayer

[edit] that would be me

Post by **Ward** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:00 am

*nods in compliance with Sortep* I used to have a 30lbs Guts sword.... *looks around sheepishly*

Post by **Pergatory** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:36 pm

Artezul wrote:When you chop your vegetables in an overhead motion...

haha i like that one

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:14 pm

heh hi lurker

. i like the avatar. im just picturing when i was a little kid and i would hold up the vegetables and then chop em with a knife heh.

when you and your friends get together to reinnact Berserk live action but end up with a cast full of Guts'es and Jedeaus with one wierd guy playing casca

Post by **Necromancer** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:42 am

That one reminds me of male cosplaying female characters, that's always weired.

Post by **RedEyes** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:15 am

and what happens to fake casca when the scene is "eclipse" .LOL.

Post by **Sortep** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:50 pm

RedEyes wrote:and what happens to fake casca when the scene is "eclipse" .LOL.

you know you've read too much berserk when the griffith and caska friends had always been a lil too close and you are gratified that everyone is going to die anyway so you are the only one left with the shame

Post by **MrFelony** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:08 pm

well you cant feel shame if there isnt anyone to be disgusted by you

(except yourself...)

the first part of Berserk is acted out by a japanese suicide and fetish club, so everyone who doesnt survive "commits" suicide...though they are assisted by the extras...and then there is some freaky bondage shit that goes on and the story continues from there

Post by **Necromancer** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:08 am

You know you have read too much Berserk if everything in a eclipse doesn't matter to you but to be with Slan.

Post by **MrFelony** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:47 am

heh your avatar reminds me of batman's wing material in Batman Begins.

Post by **dialdfordesi** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:19 am

You've read too much Berserk when you wield a feather and wear a cloak to try to get all those sylphs to be your friend. Also, you get those little snap fireworks (the ones you explode when you throw them on the ground) and try to toss them in the mouths of animals at the zoo to make them explode nicely. Lastly, you racially target Arabs, not based on the false premise that they might be terrorists, but because they may be Kushan forces...

Post by **Libaax** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:23 am

Necromancer wrote:You know you have read too much Berserk if everything in a eclipse doesn't matter to you but to be with Slan.

Heh i would sacrifice everyone i know to be with Slan mmm

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:15 am

You know you've read to much Berserk when you name your daughter Casca... Oh, darn.

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:21 am

haha i forgot about that. so how old is she now?

Post by **Skullkracker** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:14 am

Starnum wrote:You know you've read to much Berserk when you name your daughter Casca... Oh, darn.

And if you had a son what would he be called?

Post by **Ingoman** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:56 pm

Starnum wrote:You know you've read to much Berserk when you name your daughter Casca... Oh, darn.

Hey it is a nice name, though it's lucky you didn't have a son

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:44 pm

Pippen or corkus because those are the only 2 characters we cant suspect of being in love with casca

Post by **Skullkracker** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:57 pm

"...Guts! Stop playing with Pippin and wash your hands. Dinner's ready!..."

(or sth similar)

Post by **Necromancer** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:31 pm

Skullkracker wrote:"...Guts! Stop playing with Pippin and wash your hands. Dinner's ready!..."

(or sth similar)

The dream Griffith had. One thing I wondered about was, in that dream he couldn't move his hands but he got his pretty face back.

Post by **Starnum** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:34 pm

Well, the only thing that was wrong with his face, was that his tongue had been cut out, if I remember correctly.

As for Casca-chan, she's now five months old, and the cutest little thing ever. If I ever have a son I plan on naming him Kyan.

Post by **Malvado** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:17 am

Damn I feel kind of sane compared to you all. I only run around the mall screaming "Griffith" while my friend says "Guts" under his breath to avoid embrassment.

Evil Genius

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