Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Necromancer** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:14 am

Hell what a dream. But no tentacle sex!

Post by **Khelegond** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:19 am

Why not tentacle sex? Maybe Slan's hair attacking Casca...

Man, am I sick for thinking Slan x Casca sexy?

Cheers,

Khelegond

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:08 am

Your just as sick as most male to think that is sexy

Post by **RedEyes** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:45 am

any combination chosen from the set {casca, farnese, slan} is sexy

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:06 am

Not for me Farnese is too sick for my taste after have seen what her hobbys use to be,burning people and playing with herself. Too freaky for me

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:25 am

ooookay. Miura, compelled by fans personal "donation" of a million dollars, makes chapter 273 a pure lesbian experience between casca, slan, farnese (dominatrix

), and princess charlette. it grosses over w million copies sold in the first week.

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:30 am

Only a million are you crazy

It would sell more 20 million cause even those who dont read Femto would buy to see the lesbo action

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:36 am

i accidentally hit w instead of 2...thats a lot isnt it... heh

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:44 am

Heh sex sells

<<<hehe look at my post count kewl i'm over 2000 i have never been over 2000 in a good forum

But I'm starting to feel like a spammer,think i will cool off for a couple of days and enjoy the cold as winter summer.

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:49 am

oh ya its winter down in somalia isnt it? not spam just a conversation

or are you above the equator? anyway would a winter even be cold?

Guts gets picked up after being nearly killed by an army of 100 apostles

and becomes a gladiator just like the movie

. now all the berserk fans get 50% more fighting a volume.

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:56 am

There isnt a winter in Somalia,the worst weather in somalia is rain season who people wait for all year long cause rest of the year is so hot.

I live in sweden who is so close to the north pole as you can ge our summer is the rest of the world fall season....

Haha that would be awesome but make it 200 apostles cause 100 isnt too much for the current Guts

Post by **Skullkracker** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:45 am

Soooo...(afraid to ask)...is Hell currently in Somalia or Sweden?

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:05 am

Hell is only symbolic for we are in need for sun and hot weather in this cold country.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:17 pm

You should come over, the sun shines, the temp is just right
oh, it's more like Heaven than Hell

that concludes today's international weather forecast

Post by **Necromancer** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:29 pm

hrm off topic, so at chapter 275 Berserk will suddenly end, causing many suicides in the whole world.

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:43 am

but mainly in the japanese suicide clubs

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did you live in somalia? and all countrys have the different seasons...some are just hot heh. when is the rainy season in somalia?

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:50 am

nah, Berserk just couldn't end so early...

Even if it did, there could be many stories started about the past, SK, Zodd, Guts's parents, Azan, or the future of anyone who survives the story

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:27 pm

MrFelony wrote:but mainly in the japanese suicide clubs .

did you live in somalia? and all countrys have the different seasons...some are just hot heh. when is the rainy season in somalia?

I don't remember which month it began since i was a kid when i left the old country but the rain season was two months almost nonstop rain.

About Berserk ending the suicides would not be only in japan but here in Sweden also

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:58 pm

and this forum would be a bore:

- do you remember when Guts...blah blah?
- yeah that was cool
...

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:29 pm

everyone on the mindwerks forums has amnesia so every aspest about berserk is forgotten. however everyone shortly discovers he manga they have on their computers or bookshelves and falls crazy in love. restarts a period of discussion bliss on the forums

Post by **Sandman** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:21 pm

Make it so Mr Felony I need a rededication period

Post by **Necromancer** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:56 pm

MrFelony wrote:but mainly in the japanese suicide clubs .

Do you know the Japanese Splatter Jisatsu circle (Suicide Club). I randomly found this someday on an Torrent Site, it's all about japanese people commiting suicide.

Post by **RedEyes** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:21 pm

that is why I've been feeling a disturbance in teh force... batch reductions in the number of stupid people

Post by **Loeviz** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:42 pm

I was a bit tired and read in the newb discus thread about the theories about Judeau, and came up with this one (Wich is a real far fetched).

What if Judeau actually was swinging the wrong way and had the hot´s for Gut´s...

So when he was about to die he actually wanted to tell Casca that...

Post by **Skullkracker** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:33 pm

alert

- running for the barf bucket -

someone in this manga actually felt love in the truest form and it's denying him all over this forum!!! how sad

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