Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:00 pm

and goes on a killing spree to eradicate McDonalds from the face of the Earth

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:09 pm

but not before ronald kills all of his coworkers...

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:14 pm

sacrafices them for a normal hairdo and a face surgery
and badass leather clothes

(man that guy is disturbing, brings up those "if I had a shotgun" thoughts)

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:27 pm

stupid theory: stupid theory thread turns into choose one thread.

hairdo.

coke or diet coke wiht splenda.

Post by **Devil_Dante** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:36 pm

MrFelony wrote:stupid theory: stupid theory thread turns into choose one thread.

hairdo.

coke or diet coke wiht splenda.

Can you do this?

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:17 pm

it was supposed to get people to realize that they are off track. so yes i can

.

guts next love interest will be puck as muira enters the next phase of guts, the explorative.

Post by **Femto** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:00 pm

This thread went back to being stupid again.

It was at its best when we were flaming Wyrm.

No more n00bs to flame make me muy triste.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:28 pm

Spanish makes me muy triste. Es muy dificil.

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:13 pm

deutsch ist...take it away Necromancer

Post by **Femto** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:16 pm

I believe it's "Deutsch ist schwer."

I'm part German myself.

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:58 pm

Buzkashi wrote:Spanish makes me muy triste.

/signed

+1

Post by **Tempest** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:03 am

Buzkashi wrote:Spanish makes me muy triste. Es muy dificil.

"Tengo un gato grande en mis pantalones!"

"You just told those guys you have a big cat in your pants...?"

"Yeah, it's..uh.... lingo"

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:24 am

I believe Gut's will turn out to be the king after he and his army defeats Griffith and he will be known throughout all of the land as the warrior king who rules justly.

Post by **RedEyes** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:05 am

As we've heard recently, Miura will stop drawing Berserk, and copyright holder will get Clamp to continue Berserk. The result is gonna be:

Post by **Eldo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:13 am

Dammit, that pic rocks!

Post by **Luck-** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:47 am

As we've heard recently, Miura will stop drawing Berserk, and copyright holder will get Clamp to continue Berserk.

Haha... now all the little girls and boys can enjoy berserk.

Post by **Joeki** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:06 am

I juqt thought of this theory and it actually made some sence.

Not Griffith but Guts will turn out to be the white hawk of the prophecy!
His hair will turn all white/greyish and the people will call him white hawk after he liberates the land of all the evil etc.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:13 am

...and the final phase of Guts becoming the white hawk will be the girls bleaching his armor...

Post by **Luck-** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:46 pm

Then he makes it with Slan

Post by **Libaax** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:31 pm

DarkenRahlX wrote:I believe Gut's will turn out to be the king after he and his army defeats Griffith and he will be known throughout all of the land as the warrior king who rules justly.

Didnt you want that this thread would be about Griffith and not Guts

Post by **Necromancer** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:50 pm

Skullkracker wrote:...and the final phase of Guts becoming the white hawk will be the girls bleaching his armor...

OMG NO! Not a white berserker armor!

Post by **Skullkracker** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:57 pm

why the heck not? and the helmet could look like the Easter Bunny

- checking if it's really the stupid theories thread -

wouldn't want this to be out of place...

Post by **MrFelony** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:46 am

Joeki wrote:I juqt thought of this theory and it actually made some sence.

Not Griffith but Guts will turn out to be the white hawk of the prophecy!
His hair will turn all white/greyish and the people will call him white hawk after he liberates the land of all the evil etc.

guts is already the white hawk though...

Post by **llammamama** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:57 am

Fifty-three pages!

Makes you wonder where all the non-stupid theories went

Post by **LordMune** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:19 am

They are quickly shot down and flamed to ashes before anyone notices. We can't have people going around being... not stupid, now can we?

Evil Genius

Berserk Stupid theories

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