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Come back you berserk noobs...!!

Post by Eldo »

As per title. I would like to give you a second chance, even if your first posts were stupid ones like asking for an non-existent chapter or demanding outrageous shit. I understand that you are a newbie, and to show that there's no hard feelings, post here, and we shall see if I, along with the other regulars, can redeem you of your stupidity. As I see there are a couple of reasons that first posters make up stupid shit:

1) They are just plain fucking stupid (aka ignorant)
2) They are spies for other forums hoping to disrupt the order of this forum. You guys practise your arts of espionage elsewhere.
3) They thrive for attention, and they (in a weird way) enjoy getting flamed. They like the pain...?

So, newbies, post here. Let uncle Eldo cure your stupidity(Just don't copy mine...).
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Post by Dark_Zilo »

yeah don't be afraid
here the mods are comprehensive (till a certain point)
if you have good shit (of course if you think it's good) to post then go ahead and do it. Eldo will probably educate you all in the arts of posting
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Post by Libaax »

Why do you want them back?

I like how the forum is now,its perfect.
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Post by dos.azn »

Dark_Zilo wrote:yeah don't be afraid
here the mods are comprehensive (till a certain point)
yeh some are

i don't think i am tho :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Come back you berserk noobs...!!

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Eldo wrote:3) They thrive for attention, and they (in a weird way) enjoy getting flamed. They like the pain...?
"Hey...

Are you familiar with S&M?

Recently. the pain from the flames on the forums feels good to me...

I wonder if this qualifies as S&M..."
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*cracks the whip* back to work you!
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Damn you starnum Fixing my beautiful posts.
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Re: Come back you berserk noobs...!!

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Evanidus wrote:
Eldo wrote:3) They thrive for attention, and they (in a weird way) enjoy getting flamed. They like the pain...?
"Hey...

Are you familiar with S&M?

Recently. the pain from the flames on the forums feels good to me...

I wonder if this qualifies as S&M..."
LOL! The weird thing is that they are touching themselves when they are being flamed....
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Post by Buzkashi »

Eldo knows from experience :mrgreen:
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Post by Eldo »

Buzkashi wrote:Eldo knows from experience :mrgreen:
You haven't even began to understand what I have seen... :?

*Plays X-Files music*
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Post by dos.azn »

Buzkashi wrote:Eldo knows from experience :mrgreen:
i think someone else does too :P :lol: :P
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Post by Buzkashi »

Ouch.. :|
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didn't mean you
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Post by Eldo »

Buzkashi wrote:Ouch.. :|
dos.azn wrote:didn't mean you
PSYCHE! :shock: :o :P :lol:
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Post by dos.azn »

correct, eldo :lol: :P :lol:
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Post by Buzkashi »

Wow this is trippy, I'm completely confused?
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Post by Kaori »

Hi, I'm a newb.

^_^
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No your not your kaori-chan!! :mrgreen:
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Post by Eldo »

Kaori wrote:Hi, I'm a newb.

^_^
Hello Kaori-chan.

^_^
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Post by ZoddsNo1Fan »

i was hardcore noob at first lol. my first 2 out of 3 posts were already talked about in previous threads, as was my first thread. yea it was pretty bad.....

oh and eldo, you speeled practice wrong. 2nd line
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Post by Femto »

What the hell man?

This thread is a year old, why even bother posting in it?

Something as pointless as your post even.

Someone lock this already.
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Post by Buzkashi »

Sweet mericful God. Why did you do this?!!? LOCK!!
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Post by calvin »

holy shit! i had no idea that this was a necro. started reading the whole thing like it was brand-new. wow do i feel stupid
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Post by Eldo »

This thread just shows how much of a embarassment I initially was when I joined the forums.

And a lock is in order. What the hell is wrong with you, man? Necroing year old threads is just like fucking a decomposing corpse.
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Post by halfnhalf »

woot in before the lock.

i love necroed threads...
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