
I am such a retard.
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I am such a retard.
I dumped my girlfriend cuz i like this other girl,but it turns out that girl already got a boyfriend.I am so fucking stupid,now i am single again. 

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Well i still like my ex-girlfriend but that other girl is too hot,thats why i did that.She would have gone out with me if she wasnt seeing anyone.isse-pisse-päron-pung wrote:Good choice.?
Not like you would have any fun with the girl you had a relationship with who you didn't like... :E
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How did you break it off. Thers still might be time to make amends. If you are a good enough sweettalker.
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I said to her "i've been doing a lot of thinking...i'm not attracted to you anymore."
I dont think she's gonna take me back,only thing i'll get from her is a slap on the face,which i dont want.I'll find a some gir lfor time being and wait for that girl to break up with her boyfriend.And yes i am really that evil.
I dont think she's gonna take me back,only thing i'll get from her is a slap on the face,which i dont want.I'll find a some gir lfor time being and wait for that girl to break up with her boyfriend.And yes i am really that evil.
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I like me a self respecting girl. Its hard to find them these days. I mean soo many girls are hoebags. And thers nothing wrong with that but i just prefer the kind that dont give it up to every guy they meet.
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If you were a real Evil Genius, you'd cheat on your girlfriend first, then dump her afterwards when she's disposable, or when you had enough 'fun'.

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true man, so true. heh, every girl that i've dated so far i've messed around with first... thats why all my relationships were horrible. A good girl is hard to find.Buzkashi wrote:I like me a self respecting girl. Its hard to find them these days. I mean soo many girls are hoebags. And thers nothing wrong with that but i just prefer the kind that dont give it up to every guy they meet.

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Nothing wrong with romantic as long as it is necromantic. 
Bah in my heart I'm an oldschool romantic.
But no one wants this nowadays, everyone is out for the good looking rich assholes. But I'm good at mentally influencing girls.

Bah in my heart I'm an oldschool romantic.
But no one wants this nowadays, everyone is out for the good looking rich assholes. But I'm good at mentally influencing girls.


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It's nice to see that some guys do think that way.Buzkashi wrote:I like me a self respecting girl. Its hard to find them these days. I mean soo many girls are hoebags. And thers nothing wrong with that but i just prefer the kind that dont give it up to every guy they meet.

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One tip to people, you gotta be in it for the long term.
Two, usually it's what you fear that comes to bite you in the ass cause it makes you act differently than you would normally, thus causing the thing you feared to happen.
Three, relationships are all we have, overrated they are not. Sucks to be truly alone.
Four, be careful about messing with peoples minds, especially women's. Such things have a way of coming back around. People really do get what they have coming.
Five, don't try and get with someone that's a lot less or a lot more intelligent than you are, it'll cause problems quick.
Six, if you can spend a whole night talking about nothing important with a prospective girlfriend just cause you actually enjoy it, and not cause you want to have sex, odds are good that she just might be the right one for you.
Two, usually it's what you fear that comes to bite you in the ass cause it makes you act differently than you would normally, thus causing the thing you feared to happen.
Three, relationships are all we have, overrated they are not. Sucks to be truly alone.
Four, be careful about messing with peoples minds, especially women's. Such things have a way of coming back around. People really do get what they have coming.
Five, don't try and get with someone that's a lot less or a lot more intelligent than you are, it'll cause problems quick.
Six, if you can spend a whole night talking about nothing important with a prospective girlfriend just cause you actually enjoy it, and not cause you want to have sex, odds are good that she just might be the right one for you.
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Good advice... take it from the married guy... if you can be friends with them things will be alright. If you are just looking to get some.... well thats where my advice runs out.Amion wrote:One tip to people, you gotta be in it for the long term.
Two, usually it's what you fear that comes to bite you in the ass cause it makes you act differently than you would normally, thus causing the thing you feared to happen.
Three, relationships are all we have, overrated they are not. Sucks to be truly alone.
Four, be careful about messing with peoples minds, especially women's. Such things have a way of coming back around. People really do get what they have coming.
Five, don't try and get with someone that's a lot less or a lot more intelligent than you are, it'll cause problems quick.
Six, if you can spend a whole night talking about nothing important with a prospective girlfriend just cause you actually enjoy it, and not cause you want to have sex, odds are good that she just might be the right one for you.

Thank you sir, may I have another


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I don't agree with most of the stuff you've said, but this in particular sounds very conceited.Amion wrote:Five, don't try and get with someone that's a lot less or a lot more intelligent than you are, it'll cause problems quick.
I'm assuming you're talking about man/woman relationships here, not friendships, so that's where I'm basing all of my following comments on. All right, first of all, do you really need the pressure of knowing that if you're hanging out with some girl, that it has to be in for the "long term"? Life is sweet, but too short to start worrying about something that you plan on having for the rest of your life. People should take things a little easier in that regard I think, and worry about long term commitments after you've known your partner inside out. That takes at least 3 years give or take. And even if a relationship starts as sex-centric only (I just made up a new word), that doesn't mean it can't take a turn in another direction after you've known that person for a while.
As for sucks to be alone, that hit me quite personally actually. Right now, that last thing on my mind is to find a partner. If it comes along the way then cool, but otherwise I'm not looking. Seriously, I don't think it's more important than finding something you can really enjoy to do for living or having a lifestyle you're comfortable with. I'd rather have a good friend than a girlfriend any day of the week. Women (or a partner in case I'm sounding sexist) tend to complicate things and that shouldn't be a priority in anybody's life.
I'm not saying this just because. I have been "in love" as people may call it, and it was really great, more than great. She was a great person and we never had an argument. We were polar opposites too. But shit happenned and I've had to distance myself from her and after being exposed to a different environment, I realize that maybe it wasn't as good as I thought it was.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to offend anybody here or even start an argument, I'm just stating my opinions the same way you have. Meh, I'm just 20 right now (21 in a little more than a month bitches!) so we'll see if my opinions change a few years down the road. Right now, I doubt they will.
Shit... that's a lot of text I just typed. I haven't had one of these humongous posts in a while.
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Yea i didnt even feel like reading it.Femto wrote:I don't agree with most of the stuff you've said, but this in particular sounds very conceited.Amion wrote:Five, don't try and get with someone that's a lot less or a lot more intelligent than you are, it'll cause problems quick.
I'm assuming you're talking about man/woman relationships here, not friendships, so that's where I'm basing all of my following comments on. All right, first of all, do you really need the pressure of knowing that if you're hanging out with some girl, that it has to be in for the "long term"? Life is sweet, but too short to start worrying about something that you plan on having for the rest of your life. People should take things a little easier in that regard I think, and worry about long term commitments after you've known your partner inside out. That takes at least 3 years give or take. And even if a relationship starts as sex-centric only (I just made up a new word), that doesn't mean it can't take a turn in another direction after you've known that person for a while.
As for sucks to be alone, that hit me quite personally actually. Right now, that last thing on my mind is to find a partner. If it comes along the way then cool, but otherwise I'm not looking. Seriously, I don't think it's more important than finding something you can really enjoy to do for living or having a lifestyle you're comfortable with. I'd rather have a good friend than a girlfriend any day of the week. Women (or a partner in case I'm sounding sexist) tend to complicate things and that shouldn't be a priority in anybody's life.
I'm not saying this just because. I have been "in love" as people may call it, and it was really great, more than great. She was a great person and we never had an argument. We were polar opposites too. But shit happenned and I've had to distance myself from her and after being exposed to a different environment, I realize that maybe it wasn't as good as I thought it was.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to offend anybody here or even start an argument, I'm just stating my opinions the same way you have. Meh, I'm just 20 right now (21 in a little more than a month bitches!) so we'll see if my opinions change a few years down the road. Right now, I doubt they will.
Shit... that's a lot of text I just typed. I haven't had one of these humongous posts in a while.
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