Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **MrFelony** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:09 am

maybe when he dies he will become a rabid lap dog for Griffith...

Post by **Artezul** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:22 am

Hm, it makes me wonder what is Skull Knight's mentality. For his demon to take the form of a skull. His primary characteristics would be something like apathy? Heartlessness and lack of concern for his fellow man?

Sat May 07, 2005 10:47 am

I think he didn't eat for 8 months or something while wearing that armour.

Post by **Artezul** » Sat May 07, 2005 2:03 pm

That would explain it to a certain extent.

Post by **OverSoulVI** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:39 pm

Guts will kill all the apostles and make the Dragon Slayer superpowerful and then the beast will take him over (doesn't the beast just look like a dog version of Venom from Spider-Man?), the berserk armor will trap him and he'll totally poon every body... guess not.

Post by **Ayanami** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:50 pm

Ayanami wrote:OverSoulVI - Whoa buddy, that sig is way too freaking tall. Welcome and all, but please fallow the rules and stuff.

http://www.evil-genius.us/forums/viewtopic.php?t=446

Once again, please change your sig to follow the rules. It is far too tall.

Post by **Necromancer** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:08 pm

Skulls are not always something "bad". It can mean death but it can mean memories of dead, lost people and such things, too.
Maybe it's just because he liked to wear his old skull helmet. Maybe it was made in this form and just changed for Guts not for Skullknight and so on.

Post by **Artezul** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:32 pm

It doesn't state clearly, but it seems to assume the shape of the demon that haunts the wearer of the berserker. Though the image of a skull doesn't mean evil, it is something that haunts the Skull Knight to an extent.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Sun May 08, 2005 11:22 pm

Artezul wrote:It doesn't state clearly, but it seems to assume the shape of the demon that haunts the wearer of the berserker. Though the image of a skull doesn't mean evil, it is something that haunts the Skull Knight to an extent.

I'd say less what "haunts" them, and more of a manifestion of their battle aura. We've seen that projection on the astral world, for gatts it is a large dog/wolf (I've always imagined it as more of a wolf, owing to gatts savage nature and the childhood incident he had) thing. Though demons attacking gats have used a reflection of this, I see that as a part actually inside of him. The skull knight likely had a spirt of a huge skull, were we to have seen him in the armor.

That said, this is way too intelligent to be here. So I'll tell you now, the Dragon Slayer will eventually fused with gats, making him a large mecha-sword thing that will shoot breats missles.

Post by **The_Paya** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:00 am

The elf king will "embed" the behelit into the dragon slayer. Just to cut apostles like cheese.

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:54 am

That's the spirit paya!

Due to sagging sales (only #2?) after this arc ends the comic will continue... IN SPACE!

Also, there will be a red space monkey that can only say it's own name. It's name is Poe.

Post by **RedEyes** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:10 am

Puck and Ivalera have been trying all the positions known to Elves from day one. When the group reaches Elfhem, Ivalera will be raped by the Elf King and revenge becomes the sole reason d'etre of Puck. Guts will just ignore Puck and have the King heal Casca. Puck will go totally berserk and evaporate Guts, Casca, Farnese and Serpico before Silke brings Puck's sanity back.

Miura will announce that he had been planning to kill Guts around vol30 like he did to Hawks before, he will arrogantly add that actually no one cares about Griffith as the Elf King is the main antagonist, and the hero had always been Puck. Meanwhile, Puck, Silke and sidekick Isidro will find creatures smaller than themselves and fight really-lesser and pathetic minions of the Elf King.

After Miura's press release, Mindwerks forum members will loose their sanity and members with high post counts will summon Guts and Skull Knight to our realm. Griffith will offer himself just to be summoned, but will be ignored after a poll. Led by moderators, we'll siege Miura's residence. Our mods will order the n00bs starting new topics and asking dumb questions to charge. Then they'll be flamed and killed by friendly fire...

Well, I can go on but this post is already too long. I'll leave the rest to you...

Post by **Artezul** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:54 am

**Quietly reminds himself that he is in the stupid theories thread**

Post by **RedEyes** » Mon May 09, 2005 8:48 am

Puck, after what you've done to Guts, how dare you show your face to me, even as an avatar

Meanwhile, somewhere in Japan, after getting rid of dumb n00bs, forum higher-ups will relax a bit and decide to give Miura a fair-fight chance, just because he gave us 30 vols of incredible manga. He starts to draw Zodd and Puck to A1 papers as his defenders against Guts, Skull Knight, mods and their minions.

Guts will desert the battlefield flooded with dumb n00b blood. Definitely not because Miura equips Puck with Seras' Harkonnen (from Hellsing) in his drawing, but because Guts has been hiding his soft side for f...ing 30 vols and can't stand it anymore. But even in this state of mind he will listen to the last wish of all his Mindwerks forum members - well not the dead n00bs of course - and massacre the selected N.....Fan members who are responsible from treads like "Guts vs. Sakura during her period" and "Guts vs. Neo, but but Neo is soo fast". No one knows what happens to him after that, some even say he's looking for Neo before going really soft and such.

Ehh, I'm bored again. This scenario is done, I'll start a new one later...

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:16 am

in elfhelm, puck will introduce Guts to an interesting thing called "Texas Hold'em" Guts will become quickly addicted and forget all about Casca and Griffith. He will sign up for an account online and end up pawning his berserker armor and dragon slayer to pay his gambling debts.

Post by **Eldo** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:23 pm

RedEyes wrote:Meanwhile, somewhere in Japan, after getting rid of dumb n00bs, forum higher-ups will relax a bit and decide to give Miura a fair-fight chance, just because he gave us 30 vols of incredible manga. He starts to draw Zodd and Puck to A1 papers as his defenders against Guts, Skull Knight, mods and their minions.

...

I can live with that.

Post by **Sandman** » Mon May 09, 2005 7:04 pm

Guts has the best luck... remember when he was playing dice with some soldier, when he was with the hawks, he won all the time so I dont see him lossing at anything else.

Post by **Luck-** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:05 am

Ahahaha. Yea man if Gatts is good at dice he'll dominate in poker

Post by **Sandman** » Tue May 10, 2005 7:42 pm

I wonder if that was the last time Guts played a game? That would be sad.

Post by **To2fPic** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:38 pm

Hahaha... oh man your right that would indeed be sad... and i don't think he had sex for a long long time now... see, that's why he goes berserk. It's not because of caska nor the armor... it's just his sexual fustrations

Yay i'm notanewb!

Post by **RedEyes** » Tue May 10, 2005 8:53 pm

To2fPic wrote:...i don't think he had sex for a long long time now... see, that's why he goes berserk. It's not because of caska nor the armor... it's just his sexual fustrations...

nice point there, but then it is because of Casca.

Post by **Arresty** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:31 pm

RedEyes wrote:
To2fPic wrote:...i don't think he had sex for a long long time now... see, that's why he goes berserk. It's not because of caska nor the armor... it's just his sexual fustrations...
nice point there, but then it is because of Casca.

Nice point there.

Post by **Sandman** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:38 pm

So he better not have sex until he kills Griffith or else he might lose.

Post by **akari** » Wed May 11, 2005 11:42 am

or rape him to death out of frustration....

that would be a very bad ending though...
(good I'm in stupid theory thread

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Post by **Libaax** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:14 pm

Haha ikari that is sick

But i bet Griffith would enjoy to die that way

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