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That's why they are on the same level as we are. :lol:
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Frode wrote:Lol , I've never seen the mods on topic!!!
You must not be looking hard enough. ;)
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LordMune wrote:
Tempest wrote:Dragon Ball Z is teh ghey anyway!
You've used the word gay/ghey a lot. Why not mix it up with synonyms, words that mean the same thing! Try "queer", "homo" or "chocolate thief".]

Or happy. :P
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Who was Guts father? was it you Starnum :shock: That where he gets his pointy ears. :thumb:
but really who could it be? You got to ask your self why was Guts's mom hung? Was she part of some cult? I wonder if we will ever find out.
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She was hung because she was on the side that lost the battle. Mercenaries and soldiers then would often times destroy entire villages women and children included. From what I can tell it was just that she was on the side that lost and therefore she was killed. I don't know if it will ever come up, nor do I think it matters. I believe the whole point of that was to show how he has constantly been surrounded by death, but has managed to survice and strives to survive more then anyone else because he is so close to death.
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Sorry i can't resist:

While Gutts was talking to mistress Flora about the behelit, and she explains that the behelit, is a eminent spirit that controls fate, and if even you loose it, it will reappear in the right moment, like what happened to Griffith...
Notice the sequence, Gutts was about to give the behelit to Flora (btw common in Spanish ppl name, it means Flower, also Isidro is too much like another Spanish name "Isidoro", but this is another story..next post!) and suddenly Puck picks it up, and calls it his "bechi" (what's a bechi?) while she's the one "taking great care of it"....

WHAT IF THE BEHELIT IS FOLLOWING PUCK AND THE NEXT APOSTLE IS PUCK!?!?.

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The_Paya wrote:(btw common in Spanish ppl name, it means Flower, also Isidro is too much like another Spanish name "Isidoro", but this is another story..next post!)
We already had that. :P
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The_Paya wrote:WHAT IF THE BEHELIT IS FOLLOWING PUCK AND THE NEXT APOSTLE IS PUCK!?!?.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Awesome. Puck the almighty apostle, grows to 10 times his size and he is like a small cat.
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Well i had more like that one, but now i can't remember with such precision the details, time to go to home, the sun is still down, i need to sleep, and I'm out of cigars. Will post more, word.
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The_Paya wrote:WHAT IF THE BEHELIT IS FOLLOWING PUCK AND THE NEXT APOSTLE IS PUCK!?!?
I actually already used that line a long time ago back in DP when people were saying that the Behelit was Guts'...
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Heh, I knew I'd heard that before. ;)
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at home now... Dang! i did my pre-search, but never readed too much dp :+/.

Next time i'll google it plus the normal forum search :+P.
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Heh, don't worry too much about it. We haven't got too much Behelit related threads in this forum, and we were going on 120+ days without a thread about behelit until some person broke the silence by starting a new thread. :wink:

So yeah, I don't get to use that line often. :wink: :P
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Why don't start a new thread (fan art ? ) about how would all the characters look if they were apostles?
It could be fun. :wink:

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Ahem. *coughs*

http://www.evil-genius.us/forums/viewtopic.php?t=25

Draw anything you like relating to Berserk.
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I see the search button or just browsing the forums still hasn't sunk in for the n00bs. :roll: :P


Edit: Added :P so it woudl look more like a joke then it did before. :roll: What I go through for these newbies. :P
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Jesus I'm not blind. I now there is Fan Art thread!
I thought about an ordinary thread in my post. That "(fan art?)" was just a suggestion that it would be more fun to not only write about it, but draw it too (maybe I forgot to add "with").
You people are really irritating with this n00b thing. Everyone is a n00b in your eyes. Ease up a little.
(I didn't start a new thread or something)

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Meh, don't care. Your post implied that a new thread should be made by the name of fan art. The 'fan art' in brackets sounded like a suggestion for a new thread...

I smite noobs. Not sorely for the fun of it, but also to educate them as well. Flame but inform. Now, you can post your ANY artwork relating to Berserk in the thread that is posted. I don't really care what art is drawn, all it has to be is related to Berserk in some way, and it's posted in that thread.
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:lol: Don't take it so serious. I was not meaning anything by it. It was just a joke. You don't even really fall in the n00b category, so far you have done nothing wrong. Keep up the good work. Its not that everyone is a n00b its more that recently we had a flood of n00bs that deserved the flaming they got.

You are new here though, and therefore you are a newbie, but you are not a n00b. Now had you tried to start that thread things would be different, suggestions are fine. Keep them coming, we like something we willl do it. But you are fine, sorry that I offended you. But learn to not take offense to things so much. Trust me you would know if I was actually flaming you.
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Lol the first time I posted in here, I felt offended too by these guys. All these "strict" rules. But afterwards you will get adapted by them. It's actually a fun forum with much harmony :D.
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See we can be welcoming. Now get back to work you newbies. :whip: :P :LOL: :thumbsup:
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akari wrote:Jesus I'm not blind. I now there is Fan Art thread!
I thought about an ordinary thread in my post. That "(fan art?)" was just a suggestion that it would be more fun to not only write about it, but draw it too (maybe I forgot to add "with").
You people are really irritating with this n00b thing. Everyone is a n00b in your eyes. Ease up a little.
(I didn't start a new thread or something)
Yeah, don't take it so seriously. We are telling you what not to do so you won't have any trouble in the future. No need to get aggravated over it.
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Post by Sortep »

i was speaking with my girlfriend and we always speculate whats going to happen in berserk... and she brought up an interesting idea that i wouldn't put past muira... if serpico or farnese were to use the behelit... that would be an interesting turn of events
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Sortep wrote:i was speaking with my girlfriend and we always speculate whats going to happen in berserk... and she brought up an interesting idea that i wouldn't put past muira... if serpico or farnese were to use the behelit... that would be an interesting turn of events
Absolutely not :evil: . 1.) Serpico is too awesome to use a behelit. and 2.) I don't want to give Miura any reason to get Serpico killed of.


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I was actually thinking that a little earlier. I was thinking just Serpico, because Farnese doesn't seem like the type to use it. Serpico doesn't really either, but he is also very unpredictable so we never know. Would be an intersting turn of events, but who would he sacrifice. The only thing he could would be Farnese, and he would never do that. Guts woudl sacrifice Casca before Serpico would do Farnese, and Guts would die before doing that.
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