Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:53 am

*sigh*, whatever. I'm not going to continue talking about the kid. I never liked discussing about Guts and Casca's child anyway.

Post by **Libaax** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:10 pm

Yeah screw the kid he isnt so important to the story right now.

Post by **Starnum** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:02 pm

MrFelony wrote:I actually think that the egg guy was Femto's vessel. it makes sense that the child was transformed from teh ugly fetus into what he was on the beach because that was the purpose of the egg apostle, to change people into what they desired/needed to be. though that is stretching it a little. I think that the child/egg apostle may have also just been used as a conduit or something of the like to allow Griffith to enter the real world. dont hav emy chapters with me so i cant reread it. but trust me, im a rooster so i know my eggs.

Not a bad theory, but what’s up with all the logical thinking in this thread of all places.

Post by **Ayanami** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:52 pm

MrFelony wrote:I actually think that the egg guy was Femto's vessel. it makes sense that the child was transformed from teh ugly fetus into what he was on the beach because that was the purpose of the egg apostle, to change people into what they desired/needed to be. though that is stretching it a little. I think that the child/egg apostle may have also just been used as a conduit or something of the like to allow Griffith to enter the real world. dont hav emy chapters with me so i cant reread it. but trust me, im a rooster so i know my eggs.

Not a bad theory at all MrFelony. I will have to ponder that.

Post by **Femto** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:05 pm

Man, Mr. Felony's theory makes way too much sense...
That's not what this thread is about dammit!

Guts vs. Goku!!!

That should put some stupidity back in this thread...

Post by **LordMune** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:25 pm

Femto wrote:Guts vs. Goku!!!

evarybodey nows goku woudl win

Post by **Femto** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:30 pm

LordMune wrote:evarybodey nows goku woudl win

w00t!!1

+1

Post by **Tempest** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:34 pm

LordMune wrote:
Femto wrote:Guts vs. Goku!!!
evarybodey nows goku woudl win

No ways! Gutz would 0wnz0r him. If Goku went like super sayin 4, I guess guts could be in trouble, becuz the Berserk armor can only do so much. But maybe Gutz could use the amulet face-thingey and turn into an Apostle guy. What d oyou guys think? I think Gutz is teh sh1t!11One!1

Post by **LordMune** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:54 pm

Tempest wrote:
LordMune wrote:
Femto wrote:Guts vs. Goku!!!
evarybodey nows goku woudl win
No ways! Gutz would 0wnz0r him. If Goku went like super sayin 4, I guess guts could be in trouble, becuz the Berserk armor can only do so much. But maybe Gutz could use the amulet face-thingey and turn into an Apostle guy. What d oyou guys think? I think Gutz is teh sh1t!11One!1

lol u noob

Post by **Femto** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:56 pm

LordMune wrote:lol u noob

Post by **Arresty** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:48 pm

Well atleast the stupidity is back.

Its like NF in here now.

Guts R0X3RZ TH3 B!G ONE!!1!!!

Post by **Ghostviper04** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:46 am

Stupid Theory:

All the characters wander around the world in dungeons and out wacking little minions until they max level and get the best items and weapons they can (or their weapons and armour level up with them) and get the best skills like "numchuck skillz" and "computer hacking skillz." Oh, and Farnese becomes a Priestess who does all the healing, so Gatts and his posse can be a compete party (Warriors/Meat Tanks, Wizard, Healer, Theif). So when they feel they are finally ready, they decide to go after Femto and find a Democratic society instead of a Monarchy, Femto as the Pres and his "Neo Band of the Hawk" as Parliament.

They arrive just in time to witness Femto invade Kushan in search of WoMDs, which is a good thing, because now his forces are weaker. But since Femto and his lackeys has been sitting around for quite a few years, they have lost a lot of their skillz and gotten fat so Gatts and Co. have no trouble throwing a coup. Now a problem arrises as all the wandering around and killing stuff does nothing for knowledge of politics, enter Gatts and Casca's kid (who has grown up) who is then set up as the new King/Dictator. By the way, all other politicians were killed during the coup. Eventually they give up on Dictator thing and become Communist instead.

The End

That's a stupid theory I just pulled out of my butt, hope it was stupid or random enough.

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:04 am

That is an excellent theory,excellently stupid theory that is congrats:P

Post by **Arresty** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:06 am

That is one of the best stupid theories I have seen. I didn't even make the roleplaying link until you pointed it out. The party is alot like on you would have in an RPG. Good stuff.

Post by **Devil_Dante** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:29 pm

In order to kill Griffith, Guts has to kill his own son , that moonchild on the beach kid.

Post by **Necromancer** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:17 pm

Why should he has to? (That sentence sounds weired)
After all it's a stupid theory.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:27 pm

In all seriousness though, I don’t think he’d have to kill his son in order to kill Griffith. He must be thinking there’s a spiritual bond, but I doubt it.

Post by **Devil_Dante** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:41 pm

Yes, I think Griffith and the Moonchil are related. Btw, that moonchild has crazy powers himself. Perhaps the moonchild inhereted (srry for any typo's) them from griffith.

By the way, I don't think this theorie is crazy

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Post by **Devil_Dante** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:42 pm

No Double Posting, use the edit button. Check out the Guidelines, if you haven't all ready.

Post by **Necromancer** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:43 pm

Tempest wrote:
LordMune wrote:
Femto wrote:Guts vs. Goku!!!
evarybodey nows goku woudl win
No ways! Gutz would 0wnz0r him. If Goku went like super sayin 4, I guess guts could be in trouble, becuz the Berserk armor can only do so much. But maybe Gutz could use the amulet face-thingey and turn into an Apostle guy. What d oyou guys think? I think Gutz is teh sh1t!11One!1

Using the Behelit would be Guts last resort but as long as goku won't hurt Caska he wouldn't use it.

Post by **Tempest** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:18 pm

Necromancer wrote:
Tempest wrote:
LordMune wrote: evarybodey nows goku woudl win
No ways! Gutz would 0wnz0r him. If Goku went like super sayin 4, I guess guts could be in trouble, becuz the Berserk armor can only do so much. But maybe Gutz could use the amulet face-thingey and turn into an Apostle guy. What d oyou guys think? I think Gutz is teh sh1t!11One!1
Using the Behelit would be Guts last resort but as long as goku won't hurt Caska he wouldn't use it.

STFU! This arguement is teh over. Dragon Ball Z is teh ghey anyway! Go watch DBZ in teh Gayzor Mountains in Gay Town where everyone is gay, you Nazi!

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:29 pm

Tempest wrote:Dragon Ball Z is teh ghey anyway!

You've used the word gay/ghey a lot. Why not mix it up with synonyms, words that mean the same thing! Try "queer", "homo" or "chocolate thief".

Tempest wrote:Go watch DBZ in teh Gayzor Mountains in Gay Town where everyone is gay

This might not be necessary. If these are indeed the Gayzor Mountains, we can safely assume that the inhabitants share certain customs.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:29 pm

hehehe i like it I really do. You damn chocolate theives!!

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:49 pm

Oh dear...

Post by **Frode** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:07 pm

Lol , I've never seen the mods on topic!!!

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