Berserk Stupid theories

[Tempest]

Well, we'll never know. I said before, I like Gutts more than Serpico, but I couldn't say if I would like a Serpico manga more. Miura will never make it, so it doesn't really matter.

[DarkenRahlX]

I just like my heroes to look like that could kick your ass. I mean, Serpico IS cool, I just don't like pretty boys in mangas. They are ALL over the place and there are very few MANLY heroes in the Japanese comic industry.

[Necromancer]

According to the name of the Manga that would mean Serpico could get berserk. That would be funny. Seeing Serpico all jumping around in some special berserker dress killing everything in his way with his wind elemental sword.
But yeah, I really like Guts and I wouldn't exchange him.

[Eldo]

SK is really Dilbert.

http://www.evil-genius.us/forums/viewto ... 5642#15642

[Southpaw]

You mean SK is really psi then.

[Necromancer]

That would mean, that Psi once was Gaiseric and the emporer of a huge country. Man how old would Psi be, if this theory would be true.

[MrFelony]

while writing berserk, muira scrapped the original version of the eclipse for what he had now. Griffith wasnt actually giving up his bonds to his companions, but putting them in bondage. instead of them being eaten alive, they were all tied up in leather straps and chains. by branding, he well...i wont actually go into that since its so gross...but it involves the letters ifalca...to each of them. and Griffith didnt go all femto, that was just a specially designed bondage superman costume he bought for the previous Halloween. oh and it was mock rape, she really wanted it...bad.

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for serpico, he is the embodiment of griffith as well a juedo (bah i know i misspelled that shit). he is a great tactician, excellent fighter, and androgynous (as if that wasnt obvious enough ). but i agree lets leave the fag ignorance outside the forums, you talk of ignorant n00bs but then go on ranting bigotisms (made up words are the best ) without due care.

[Necromancer]

and Griffith didnt go all femto, that was just a specially designed bondage superman costume he bought for the previous Halloween.

Lol, how did he manage to fly down to Casca and rape her with just a costume. Don't tell me this costume was made by Goto with a hidden Jetpack like all the features in Guts fakehand.

[Arresty]

Would people view Guts in the same way if he used a regular broad sword instead of a claymore on steriods?

Absolutely not. Real swords are for pansies(Except for Serpico, his Wind Sword is too pimp). Only a real man can handle the Dragon Slayer.

Just a side note, I woudl have commented on earlier if I was around, but I doubt Serpico's wind sword would be considered a real sword, it may be small, but it looks nothing like a real sword.

And Serpico is pretty pimp. I liked him better I think before the magic stuff, though he is more powerful now, the magical stuff is kinda gayish. He can blow wind at people. But he does kick ass, so he can't be that gay.

[Tempest]

Would people view Guts in the same way if he used a regular broad sword instead of a claymore on steriods?

Absolutely not. Real swords are for pansies(Except for Serpico, his Wind Sword is too pimp). Only a real man can handle the Dragon Slayer.

Just a side note, I woudl have commented on earlier if I was around, but I doubt Serpico's wind sword would be considered a real sword, it may be small, but it looks nothing like a real sword.

And Serpico is pretty pimp. I liked him better I think before the magic stuff, though he is more powerful now, the magical stuff is kinda gayish. He can blow wind at people. But he does kick ass, so he can't be that gay.

Bingo. w00t.

[Buzkashi]

So lets get this strait. Gay at first with the chicken armor and what not. Cool for like 5 minutes afterwards while fighting Gutts. And then gay again with his magic. So 2gays -1 cool = 1 gay. Over all serpico should die, and Pippin should be ressurected

[MrFelony]

And Serpico is pretty pimp. I liked him better I think before the magic stuff, though he is more powerful now, the magical stuff is kinda gayish. He can blow wind at people. But he does kick ass, so he can't be that gay.

hehe its not like he is puffing out his cheeks or anything (too many bad jokes involving blow...). i think wind is cool, he can "fly" or float or w/e, but it isnt as cool as what he could probably do with fire, it woudl be pretty bad ass to see him shoot flames from his sword. though wind just seems to suit him more.

[Tempest]

So lets get this strait. Gay at first with the chicken armor and what not. Cool for like 5 minutes afterwards while fighting Gutts. And then gay again with his magic. So 2gays -1 cool = 1 gay. Over all serpico should die, and Pippin should be ressurected

I might respect that opinion more if you could find something more to call him than "gay". Chicken armor?

[MrFelony]

Well atleast Serpico hasnt gotten it up the butt...though he is sorta someones bitch

[DarkenRahlX]

So lets get this strait. Gay at first with the chicken armor and what not. Cool for like 5 minutes afterwards while fighting Gutts. And then gay again with his magic. So 2gays -1 cool = 1 gay. Over all serpico should die, and Pippin should be ressurected

I second the resurrection of Pippin!.

[MrFelony]

hey, who thinks that Guts is gonna get another big pippen-like guy in his party. he has basically replaced everyone so far, so why no new pippen?

[Tempest]

I wouldn't mind seeing Pippin back, but if if came a the cost of Serpico or Judaeu, well that's a little too much.


On that thought, I would kind of like to see Griffith like ressurect some of the Original Hawks with his powers or give Apostles the looks of them or something liek that with his God Hand powers, and have them fight Gutts. Maybe Gutts wouldn't be put off, but maybe Casca would like remember them or have some sort of reaction that would make the confrontation interesting.

[MrFelony]

ooh yeah, i meant to mention this earlier, but another connection between griffith and serpico, is that they both put the fear of god into people wiht their eyes. griffith adn that stubby fat bald lazy eyed guy, serpico and (some noble?) whoever is speaking in Tempest's sig

[Tempest]

ooh yeah, i meant to mention this earlier, but another connection between griffith and serpico, is that they both put the fear of god into people wiht their eyes. griffith adn that stubby fat bald lazy eyed guy, serpico and (some noble?) whoever is speaking in Tempest's sig

Actually, the quote in my sig is from "Trigun" and it is someone talking abotu Vash The Stampede's eyes when he is pushed too far. I would like for someone to have a line like that in berserk, because you will notice that Serpico's eyes pretty much show the level of seriousness he puts in a fight, as well as his demeanor.

[Arresty]

I wouldn't mind seeing Pippin back, but if if came a the cost of Serpico or Judaeu, well that's a little too much.


On that thought, I would kind of like to see Griffith like ressurect some of the Original Hawks with his powers or give Apostles the looks of them or something liek that with his God Hand powers, and have them fight Gutts. Maybe Gutts wouldn't be put off, but maybe Casca would like remember them or have some sort of reaction that would make the confrontation interesting.

Casca is still currently unable to fight, and we still do not know whether she could actually fight against Griffith in the first place. Guts on the other hand would kill anyone unless they maybe looked like Casca, and if he knew it wasn't' the real Casca he would probably kill it too, but not too positive on that one.

I doubt he would do something like that though, Griffith may be a member of the God Hand and "evil" and all, but I don't think that is a tactic he would use, not that he is against it, more that it just doesn't seem like something he would do.

Topic getting too intelligent again. Need stupid theory.....

Silat gives up his pursuit of Griffith and joins the circus, where his circus fighting style is much more appropriate. Guts see him there and gets convinced to join as well, to do mock fights for the crowd.

Whew back down to the level it needs to be at.

[DarkenRahlX]

I believe Femto will be the savior of the midlands and bring piece to all the lands. I also believe that he'll destroy the Godhand and he'll destroy Guts for trying to follow his own path.

[Tempest]

I hear your point, just let me explain my Casca idea. Judeau and Pippin (Along with Gutts) were the last things she saw in the Eclipse, so we don't know how she would react to seeing them, even in her current state, she may try to save them from Gutts, like she did wit hthe Demon Child. And as for Griffith, well, he was an honorable guy, but as he's said time and time again, he will do anything to achieve his dreams, he slept with a guy for it, he sacrificed his army for it, I don't think he would mind using some dirty tricks for it.

Anyway, Stupis theories........ uh... yeah, I guess isidro could throw knifes in Silat and Gutts's circus.

[Arresty]

I forgot to add Schierke doing magic tricks for the audience, in between acts.

[Tempest]

Oh yeah, Skull Knight, AKA "Skull Daddy", could be the sword swallower.

[Arresty]

Damn, how did I miss that one. And puck and Ivrella could play pranks on all the Vatican followers who can't see them.