I just noticed that some newbies and noobs has been attempting to give shit to mods and admins of this place or trying to drive them mad. I just want to say: DON'T DO IT! You'll get massively fucked over! You don't know what they'll capable of! Especially Psi, from what I've heard about him...!
So yeah, don't give or attempt to give shit to mods. They'll fuck you up bad. There are 4 golden rules for each category.
HOW TO SPOT A MOD/ADMIN:
1) they have their own custom title
2) they have the compacity and ability to delete and edit your posts
3) they have their own coloured name
4) the other members bow to their might and polish their boots (except Buz, because he's not really a mod, he's a poser. The boy doesn't have any boots, even if he does, he polishes them himself)
WHAT NOT TO DO TO TICK A MOD/ADMIN OFF:
1) Double/Triple posting, use the edit button.
2) Act like a complete dumbshit
3) Directly insulting them, or any members of the group
4) Spamming/make ridiculous posts, like claiming that the admin's your estranged father who is three years younger than you.
WHAT THE ADMIN/MOD CAN DO TO YOU:
1) they can ban you for a period amount of time
2) they can edit your post and belittle you, making you seem like the ultimate fool
3) they give out a decent flaming, they do open a lot of cans of whoopass, believe me
4) they know your IP address, and has the ability to trace where you live, which they can use this information for hiring a dozen assassins dressed as hookers to brutally kill you and rape you.
WHAT TO DO WHEN THE MODS/ADMINS GIVE YOU SHIT:
1) Humbly apologise, and do not repeat the same mistake
2) Bow down to their power, and confess to them that you are dirt, and they are the water that cleanses dirt, etc.
3) Fess up to everything they accuse you off, even if they said you fucked a horse, swallow your pride and admit to having sexual intercourse with the horse during your adolescence, and that you and the horse were too young to understand the situation and the world. Stating that you were both drunk in a barn would help to make your story more believable.
4) Send them candy.
WHAT NOT TO DO IN RESPOND TO A FLAME:
1) Attack them back, stating that you're actually Jesus, and that 'you owe me for dying for your goddamn sins you goddamn pagans'
2) Make baseless and mindless insults, like calling the mod/admin a punk ass little cunt who is still breastfed by their grandma
3) Continue acting like a dumbshit, ignorant to the whole situation and also that the whole Mindwerks community hates you
4) Counter their flame with threats like:
"I have our cat"
Immediately after that post, you suddenly realise a typo and you swiftly post again without editing, making a double post.
"I meant that I have your cat not our cat"
...OR make any other threats relating to the admin's or mod's 'pets', or whatever definition they have for 'pet'.
To sum up, the admin is the GOD AND OUR SOVEREIGN. The mods are like the demi-gods that govern the business of mankind that God cannot be fucked taking care of. What they say doesn't have to make sense or 'fair', you don't have much of a choice anyway. They are not Judge or Jurors, they are the EXECUTIONERS, and their word is da LAW. Submit or DIE, facing a horde of demons in the lower under realms of hell.
Those are the golden rules you should abide to. Follow them and you won't get raped too hard.
