Berserk Stupid theories

[Arresty]

Came stuff was good, and completely unexpected. Also like the little Starnum.

[Starnum]

Uh, that was really more of a little sephiroth.

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Guts will now emerge into a great leader and reunite all countries but midland, which griffith will get. now they will be equals, but because they both want it all there will ba a final showdown. after they kill each other the great united empire will emerge with casca as ruler of the worlds (since she is branded)....[stupid idea //just crossed my mind.....]

[Azrael]

Gutts isnt just strong. Hes an athlete. He has endurance, agility, strength and speed. So its really futile to compare him to real humans.

Umm...

I saw this guy who'd be about Gatts' build...I think He was maxin like...800-900, I can't remember exactly.

I don't really consider 900 pounds to be humanly possible...soo...yeah. I actually think they're going to break the 1100 mark in about a year or two.
INSAAANE.

And:

Unless you believe Neitzche's teachings and think a "superman" will come along.

I don't really think Nietzche actually meant a physical "Superman".
More like a man who is to great to be held down by the rules of society. A man who is destined for something great, and will break all the rules to achieve his greatness. [*cough* Sound familiar, anyone?]

I wouldn't be surprised if Muira built off of this for Berserk. He quote's Nietzche on different occasions.

'Remember that if you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you'

Something like that.
Yeah, Nietzche. Woo.

[Buzkashi]

Well Neitzche didnt elaborate on it. He said that there will be a man everyonce in a while that was far superior then everyone else and would be a living God. I dont think he really ever stated if it was just intelectually or politcally.

[Azrael]

Well, I mean...logically...
Nietzche wasn't exactly the kind of guy who seemed to believe in metahuman feats of strength and supernatural ability...ya know?

[bdard]

Goto is really a dwarf

the young boy on the beach (guts son?) will grow at a fast rate, and eventually look like a mix of guts and griffith (long black hair, albino, pointed ears, thick brows)

When casca is healed it will wipe ALL her memory

sorry if i repeated any.

Trying is the first step to failure

[kjutte]

if you don't like it vote no and don't post here anymore buzkashi
if there are enough no votes the mods will lock it eventually
or if noone posts this will eventually die

Berserk is like a religion to us.

Seeing dipshit threads like this is provoking.

No disrespect, just being informative.

[Buzkashi]

Gutts isnt just strong. Hes an athlete. He has endurance, agility, strength and speed. So its really futile to compare him to real humans.

Umm...

I saw this guy who'd be about Gatts' build...I think He was maxin like...800-900, I can't remember exactly.

I don't really consider 900 pounds to be humanly possible...soo...yeah. I actually think they're going to break the 1100 mark in about a year or two.
INSAAANE.

And:

Unless you believe Neitzche's teachings and think a "superman" will come along.

I don't really think Nietzche actually meant a physical "Superman".
More like a man who is to great to be held down by the rules of society. A man who is destined for something great, and will break all the rules to achieve his greatness. [*cough* Sound familiar, anyone?]

I wouldn't be surprised if Muira built off of this for Berserk. He quote's Nietzche on different occasions.

'Remember that if you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you'

Something like that.
Yeah, Nietzche. Woo.

Ahahah You quoted yourself and then contradicted your self..

[Eldo]

if you don't like it vote no and don't post here anymore buzkashi
if there are enough no votes the mods will lock it eventually
or if noone posts this will eventually die

Berserk is like a religion to us.

Seeing dipshit threads like this is provoking.

No disrespect, just being informative.

Well, you obviously don't know the origin of this thread. It starts off back in the DP days...

[initiates Grampa story telling mode]Back in DP, this guy was saying that he was sick and tired of seeing stupid theories float around so he created a thread about it. It was originally a 'flame' thread because it was meant to provoke the poster...and all kinds of shit. But it ended up being quite a fun thread because of posters (including myself ) that made it so by posting over-the-top crazy/stupid theories that ended up evoking laughter from the reader instead of disdain. So it had actually carried some meaning to the 'veterans' of this board...only we would understand.[/ends Grampa story telling mode]

I posted the first theory back in DP that 'ended' the whole 'flame war' (at least I like to think that way... ) It was this:

Guts is Skullknight's daughter.

[MrFelony]

actually you have it wrong. Guts is Slan and SK's son while Griffith is Void's and Gaiseric's daughter. and that little child on the beach isnt Casca and Guts' son. it is actually Guts and Griffith's son. you see Casca was made infetile from being raped by all those demons previous to Femto raping her, thus aborting Guts and her child. however, there was some of Guts' sperm remaining in her system...hey they were just reunited shortly before...

But back to my theory (if you cant already see where this is going). the aborted baby of Guts and Casca was still trapped in the womb however. but when Femto was raping Casca, she (femto) just happened to have a reversible vagina (sort of like those reversible jackets if anyone knows what im talking about), and when he was raping her, she (femto) inserted her eggs. these eggs then got together with guts sperm and battled it out like Guts and Griffith would today if they ever actually get around to it. after their dual, Guts' sperm won because they 1)are Guts and 2) have a sword/tail to fight with... but during the fighting they rekindled the love/friendship that guts and griffith held during their good old days and combined to become a child.

What the unexpected result was that the aborted baby then melded with this newly forming fetus, thus creating the ugly baby. it wasn't evil or demonic, just had an aborted fetus that got thown onto its body. Seriously, if you had a fetus on your face/body you would look a little f'd up to. Since the G&G (guts and griffith) baby was born so early, it also retained the fetal appearance. however, when this fetus on fetus baby was eaten by the egg apostle, femto assumed the aborted child as his body, only appropriate, while G&G's child was transformed into a normal boy, just like ponochio, last seen on the beach.

[Eldo]

Someone had that theory way back in DP...it was summarised in one sentence though. 'The baby is actually Guts and Griffith's.' Or somewhere along those lines. I didn't make up that theory! Some psycho did

[MrFelony]

hehe but i bet they didnt actually figure out HOW and WHY it was guts and griffith's baby and i find it amusing that that last fast is : lol : considering certain people's feelings about that acronym. that originaly theorist is like the ancients and im the modern day scientist explaining how atoms actually work. as you have noticed i like out there analogies even if they are despicable .

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

if you don't like it vote no and don't post here anymore buzkashi
if there are enough no votes the mods will lock it eventually
or if noone posts this will eventually die

Berserk is like a religion to us.

Seeing dipshit threads like this is provoking.

No disrespect, just being informative.

Lick my red puckered anus.

I'm back bitches.

Theory:

Gatts acts diplomatic in chapter 254, realizing if he just barges in Farnesse might not come with him. So, he has to get in by other means. Fortionatly, he meets the girls mother, who announces she can get him in, providing for certain "favors' beforehand. Farnesse, wishing to talk to her mother, comes in to find Gatts buried in her ass while she teases Casca's pubes (she insisted on coming with Gatts and the pretty lady) Farnesse promptly walks out fo the room and throws herself down the stairs, breaking her neck.

[Starnum]

Oh, come on, you can do better than that.

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

Oh, come on, you can do better than that.

Your on pointy ears.

Farnesse goes back to the team, but everything gets far more upturned when Casca starts vomiting. A lot. A quick check by Schierke and it becomes obvious: She's pregnant. The question of course, becomes who. Farnesee thinks it's Gatts just because he didn't immediatly kill either of the other two males in the group, though that doesn't really mean anything. Finally, nine months later, a little green baby with a picasso face comes out, and they realize Casca has been masterbating with the Behilt.

The baby later grows up and becomes the new main character, in a world where Gatts used the behilt to become the world's next god, killing the god hand but ruling just as horribly in their place. Schierke is it's love interest.

[Gatzz]

Oh, come on, you can do better than that.

Your on pointy ears.

Farnesse goes back to the team, but everything gets far more upturned when Casca starts vomiting. A lot. A quick check by Schierke and it becomes obvious: She's pregnant. The question of course, becomes who. Farnesee thinks it's Gatts just because he didn't immediatly kill either of the other two males in the group, though that doesn't really mean anything. Finally, nine months later, a little green baby with a picasso face comes out, and they realize Casca has been masterbating with the Behilt.

The baby later grows up and becomes the new main character, in a world where Gatts used the behilt to become the world's next god, killing the god hand but ruling just as horribly in their place. Schierke is it's love interest.

Pfew, you're really boring...

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

You did a full quote to say that? *further responds with a finger*

[Buzkashi]

I thought the behilit one was good. Not your best work but still good.

[Starnum]

Insane: Not bad...

Gatzz: Dude, you don't need to quote someone immediately after their post.

Everybody got that? Here, let me repeat myself. IT'S NOT NECCESSARY TO QUOTE SOMEONE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEIR POST!

Unless of course you're quoting a specific section to respond to.

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[Eldo]

Why does crazy theories have do be smutty?

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

Why does crazy theories have do be smutty?

Cause they the best kind.

Griffith shows up at the Ball, but in drag. Farnesse's father hits on him/her, and long story short, Gatts ends up going on a rampage in Berserker armor to kill everything in sight, Farnesse is married, but to Ishidoro, and Puck is now fused to Griffith's forehead.

At the end of the series, when all is said and done, Gatts lies defeated at the foot of Idea, Griffith swooping in for the final blow. Serpico is dead, Ishidoro is desperatly fending off apostles closing in on the now sane but knocked out Casca, Skull knight is in 18 pieces by the mulitalited corpse of Void, and Mule is standing outisde the large portal tha ttook everybody there, being the only smart one of the group. Suddenly, Idea is destroyed, Griffith and all his desciples powerless. It's Farnesse! She's saved them all with her mad apple powers!

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

Hi, my name is Insane. I'm insane b/c I continuously do the same thing over, expecting different results. Like doing a double post, and thinking Starnum won't call me out on it. I know I found that edit button once before.

[InsaneNoodlyGuy]

Wow Starnum. You sure put me in my place. Did it occur to you there was A: some spate of time between the posts, and B: I made a seperate post because it was a different theory?

It is nearing the end. Gatts lays near dead at the foot of Idea, Griffith swooping in for the kill. Isidoro desperatly defends the now sane but passed out casca from closing in apostles. Serpico is dead, after making a cool self sacrifice in which everybody realized how cute he was when he opened his eyes. Mule sits patiently outside the giant ass portal everybody went in, the only smart castmember.

Suddenly, it's over. Idea explodes, his god hands crumble to dust without him. Farnesse stands victorious. She has owned all with her apple magic!

[Eldo]

*gasp*! You triple posted!