You know you've read too much berserk when...

[Istvan]

I'm going to breathe life back into this thread, and hopefully it will stay on topic for a while...

*meditates*
*charges power level*
Nappa: "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?"
Vegeta: "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" *crushes scouter*
Nappa: WHAT NINE THOUSAND!?

you know you've read too much berserk when...

... at a random house party you grab a magic marker, a random TKO'ed person, and you do this:


I've branded him and he will be sacrificed!

Where were the man-eating demons? There were supposed to be man-eating demons.

[Aeriel]

Where were the man-eating demons? There were supposed to be man-eating demons.

I guess they were somewhere between 'sober' and 'TKOod' . Although they sometimes appear with a pink tinkture. Nobody seems to know why.

[lon3vvolf]

I did see some 'guts' that night... mostly on the floor and some partially in the toilet. Out of 20 there were about only 6 standing at the end of the night, including myself. They couldn't take me down!

[Berserked]

you know you've read too much berserk when...


you join the Berserk forum edit pictures for an avatar + signature.

And still think you're an cool guy.

[MrFelony]

well it is a cool sig.

[Berserked]

well it is a cool sig.

ty. imo it still needs colouring but I'm following several tutorials and I'm considering buying a wacom.
So hopefully in the near future I'll be able to add some pics to the fan-art section aswell.

edit:

This is what I could do without experience (yes a 1st one) and without a wacom.

[Starnum]

That's not bad, you should use it as your avatar.

[Berserked]

That's not bad, you should use it as your avatar.

ty

done

[Istvan]

Nifty. If that's your first attempt ever, that's really quite good. It'll be interesting to see what you come up with in the future.

[MrFelony]

you've read too much berserk if you're dedicated enough to color all the blood droplets flying through the air in berserked's signature lol

[lon3vvolf]

Not to be an ass or anything, just saying, I don't think Guts has green eyes.

read too much Berserk when...
Your ringtone is 'Tell Me Why' in midi because your phone is so old you can't put the MP3 on it.
(http://www.animemidis.net/Midis/Berserk ... %20Why.mid)
Your work desk/locker/cubicle has Berserk stuff all over it.
You sometimes think about stabbing your right eye but then wonder if Guts will somehow be able to see again and refrain from doing so.

When you actually translate the releases for everyone!
Thanks psi29a, wandering_mystic, uyauya, eldo, starnum, and everyone else who contributes.

[Berserked]

Nifty. If that's your first attempt ever, that's really quite good. It'll be interesting to see what you come up with in the future.

ty, I surprised myself aswell. I can't wait to see how far I can push myself in colouring...

[Berserked]

Not to be an ass or anything, just saying, I don't think Guts has green eyes.

So what colour then ? Just black ? Blue ? (black&blue ? )

I just assumed green cos I think I came across that somewhere...someone discussing Gatts eyes..can't remember where tho.
It's ok, I'll leave it green untill I am certain it is a different colour and then change it into wha evva colour it truly should be.

[Rolos]

I think his eyes are just plain brown. At least in the anime, his eyes are always shown as either black or brown.

[War Machine]

And the answer is... brown. The picture was taken from the Berserk Illustration Book from Panini Comics.

Edit: Hey, it's the same picture from your avatar, I didn't realize until I looked at it again.

[Aetherfukz]

Not to be an ass or anything, just saying, I don't think Guts has green eyes.

read too much Berserk when...
Your ringtone is 'Tell Me Why' in midi because your phone is so old you can't put the MP3 on it.
(http://www.animemidis.net/Midis/Berserk ... %20Why.mid)
Your work desk/locker/cubicle has Berserk stuff all over it.
You sometimes think about stabbing your right eye but then wonder if Guts will somehow be able to see again and refrain from doing so.

When you actually translate the releases for everyone!
Thanks psi29a, wandering_mystic, uyauya, eldo, starnum, and everyone else who contributes.

I have Tell me why as a MP3 ringtone on my phone

[Berserked]

And the answer is... brown. The picture was taken from the Berserk Illustration Book from Panini Comics.

Edit: Hey, it's the same picture from your avatar, I didn't realize until I looked at it again.

Great, yea indeed it's the same pic. That's a nice coincidence

edit: I'll work on the pic the next time I'm either wasted or have nothing better to do.

[Sortep]

You know you've read too much Berserk when you give a bunch of people bad x, and loads of acid then make them watch the eclipse and cackle maniacally as they fall apart.

[lon3vvolf]

You know you've read too much Berserk when you give a bunch of people bad x, and loads of acid then make them watch the eclipse and cackle maniacally as they fall apart.

Thats just plain evil. I love it!

... when you randomly curse "GRIFFITH!" when you've been out driving and everyone around you gives you a weird look.

[War Machine]

"I got an F in the exam... GRIFFITH!!!"

I'm gonna yell that from now on.

[madonnalal]

You know you've read too much berserk when your friend gives you a toaster strudel and somehow this happens




Also, when your roommate laughs at you for screaming out Berserk characters' names in your sleep
When your friend makes their caller ID for you a picture of Gutts with Griffith's mouth photoshoped on to it.
And you laugh.

[DrPepperPro]

You know you've read too much berserk when your thoughts always trail off, and lead to berserk. then you snap back to reality but less focused and somewhere in the back of your mind still thinking of berserk.

[lon3vvolf]

You know you've read too much berserk when your friend gives you a toaster strudel and somehow this happens

This is the greatest thing since pop-tarts.
Its so great I'm thinking of using it as my avatar... made my day

[The Prince]

well it is a cool sig.

ty. imo it still needs colouring but I'm following several tutorials and I'm considering buying a wacom.
So hopefully in the near future I'll be able to add some pics to the fan-art section aswell.

edit:

This is what I could do without experience (yes a 1st one) and without a wacom.

What is a "wacom"?

[Aetherfukz]

What is a "wacom"?

A graphic Tablet.