Evil_Genius' Berserk community, Kentaro Miura's epic masterpiece, still active and translated. (Please don't ask about older Volumes. Buy from DarkHorse and support Miura.)
MrFelony wrote:ykyrtmbw...you visit an old castle in europe and wonder how griffith would have taken it.
He'd prolly whore himself out for it hahaha.
... when you realize the whey protein you use to gain weight and recover is not whey but in fact fairy dust. (doubt anyone will get this one)
... and your mad as hell cuz you're almost out and need to order more.
i wish i could buy some fairy dust. i'd sniff some so i could smoke without worrying about getting cancer or weakening my lungs ability to process oxygen haha
Fuji Nagase wrote:why wouldnt we get it? its EG man...
I know everyone would get the fairy dust reference, I was referring to the whey protein. Its a powder that you mix with water/milk/whatever and is one of the most important fundamental building blocks of weight training/bodybuilding.
... when you work out in order to lift a god damned sword.
... when you ask the same questions over and over on the newbie thread even though nobody but Miura can answer them.
... when you make a thread that starts with a subconscious suggestion to yourself "You know you've read too much berserk".
"Clearly my escape had not been anticipated, or my benevolent master would not have expended such efforts to prevent me from going. And if my departure displeased him, then that was a victory, however small, for me." - Raziel
When you start swinging a 45lb barbell around in LA Fitness, trying to imagine how it would be like wielding the Dragon Slayer. Only to find everyone around staring at you like a moron.
When you consider spending $90+ on a barbell of your own, so you can practice reptitive downward sword strokes in the privacy of your own home.
*Keep in mind, I realize the DS would weigh considerably more.
when i study japanese...guess what i listen to. thats right. forces gets me so pumped up man! i love it. i also love the crazy eclipse techno metal type stuff and of course, tell me why is so pretty.. and well..everything. yup. great stuff.
at AX, one of the weapons booths recognized me as caska and was like "hey! its caska! look over here!" and it turns out they made a dragon slayer. it was so cleanly made and pretty.. but sadly it was like...really small. the blade was maybe 3-4 feet long or something. i replied "thats awesome..but kind of small isnt it?" and they were like " its almost impossible to make one the real size to sell. nobody could hold it, much less take it home. " i think. i kind of forget, but i am sad because no matter how much i physically train...i dont think ill ever be able to to hold a real dragon slayer. not because it doesnt exist, because im like...well my stature... a DS would be maybe a few feet taller than me and weigh more than me too i think. T.T but it sure is nice lookin..mmm-hmmm.
Hmmmm as far as I recall Caska never did pick up let alone use one of Gutts swords.
Heres a couple I thought of:
... when your working out in your basement, spot a spider cricket and automatically think its demon spawn coming to get you.
... so you grab your Dragonslayer aka. Broom and squish it into the ground.
... when your best pick up lines go along the lines of "Hey baby... ever get chocked." "High noon on my sundial Caska." "Hey... if my friend raped you in front of me and I cut off my left hand to try to rescue you... would you remember that???"
ps, the sunglasses smiley is the lamest looking one to type out haha
