You know you've read too much berserk when...

[Grandfather_of_Lies]

...when you get the need to watch the anime that realy sucks instead of rereading the manga.


...when u go to your girlfriends place and talk to her about Berserk, instead doing something else since her parents aren't home.

[Sortep]

when you've had berserk going in the background whlle you were doing nonpublic activities wth your woman


and when you've made your woman into almost as big a berseks junkie as you

and finally when you've spotted people who look similiar to characters in berserk and you've treated them according to how you feel about their corresponding character instead of how they might be as a person (eg. a bum asking for beer money and you say "fuck you corkus")

[Fuji Nagase]

all this about ' your woman' and ' my girlfriend'. U.U sigh...for me its exactly the same but the opposite if ya know what i mean. hehehe


...when you try to think of what that one actress look like IRL but all that you can imagine are people that look like Miura drew them yelling at you. (givin this was after i read a few volumes...)

[psi29a]

Then say 'your man', 'my man meat' , 'my boy toy'....

i don't mind being objectified or claimed as being owned. frankly, i wish more women would. wear some god damn pants while your at it, I'm tired of bringing home the bacon.

[Buuhan1]

Then say 'your man', 'my man meat' , 'my boy toy'....

i don't mind being objectified or claimed as being owned. frankly, i wish more women would. wear some god damn pants while your at it, I'm tired of bringing home the bacon.

Leave the bacon out of this, it's delicious!

[Death&Rebirth]

...You come back to read this thread again and again to know if you did any of those things...

[lon3vvolf]

frankly, i wish more women would. wear some god damn pants while your at it

... when you spout off Gutts's outtakes like "women... your entirely too weak, i mean just look at you. you have no endurance, you anger too easily... and your always menstruating! STOP IT!"
In a jokingly manner of course!

... when you want to go sing karaoke and sing the songs Griffiths voice actor sings in the outtakes.

[Grandfather_of_Lies]

... when you spout off Gutts's outtakes like "women... your entirely too weak, i mean just look at you. you have no endurance, you anger too easily... and your always menstruating! STOP IT!"
In a jokingly manner of course!

And that only goes to the saying why men cant (shouldn't) trust women. How can u trust something the bleeds one week every month and doesn't die. No offense to the nicer sex meant in that ofc.

...when u really should get to the laboratory on the university since you have a practical exam, and you just have to stay a bit longer to read (for who knows which time) volume 15 since you aren't sure what exactly happened in it.

[Fuji Nagase]

woah, i actually meant nothing of the sort..hahahahaaha!

i was saying like, in responce to:

'when you've had berserk going in the background whlle you were doing nonpublic activities wth your woman

and:

and when you've made your woman into almost as big a berseks junkie as you'

i was saying that instead, for me its:

`when you've had berserk going in the background whlle you were doing nonpublic activities wth your MAN

and when you've made your MAN into almost as big a berseks junkie as you'

everyone here says woman here because mostly its strait guys here but i was just putting in my 2 cents of 'hey! im a chick who likes men! i get to say something!' remark.

read my post again, maybe now it makes more sense? sorry for the confusion. but just so you know, i always wear the pants (wheather i want to or not) so i wouldnt complain about that possesive dominant male thing.



i think i heard somewhere (maybe it was here i dunno anymore) that when a girl has her period, for guys it would be like getting kicked in the balls once a month. but then a guy responded and said ' if that were true, every guy in the world would commit suicide' and then the first person was like 'yeah, makes you think, right?'

[MrFelony]

this has nothing to do with the thread but seeing how I started the thread i figure fuck everyone (except for psi). so tonight I just got a pledge kid, and he had some salvia (a legal hallucinagin) and it was the weirdest fucking experience of my life. I tripped out like I was apart of this giant sunkist half orange that was like a water fall. i mean MAN it was fucking wierd. and when i finally broke out of the trip (which i did before it ended since people were a lil worried) it was crazy. i mean man, if you can get your hands on some salvia i would suggest trying it.

[Istvan]

this has nothing to do with the thread but seeing how I started the thread i figure fuck everyone (except for psi). so tonight I just got a pledge kid, and he had some salvia (a legal hallucinagin) and it was the weirdest fucking experience of my life. I tripped out like I was apart of this giant sunkist half orange that was like a water fall. i mean MAN it was fucking wierd. and when i finally broke out of the trip (which i did before it ended since people were a lil worried) it was crazy. i mean man, if you can get your hands on some salvia i would suggest trying it.

Pass, thanks. Personally, Berserk is my drug of choice.

[Grandfather_of_Lies]

Well, to each his own. I still stand to the belief that alcohol is all i need. But since you mentioned it would you be as to so kind as to elaborate what the thing is. And say again, it is legal?


Ah, and btw i think we all understood what u meant Nagase, it is just that our brains have a tendency to....get twisted, perhaps

And the thing about the parallel between the balls and period think of it like this. Should you (god forbid) get a stone in the kidney then you shall know what it is to be kicked in the balls. I'm not sure if this is the correct phrase for the illness in English but I think you will understand.

[MrFelony]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diviner%27s_sage
I also drank last night so, not as much after the salvia, but it explains most of my posts last night lol.

i wonder what would happen if you read all of berserk and then took a hallucinogen. would you start tripping about the god hand coming after you? that could be some crazy shit that i wouldn't necessarily recommend

[Arcandus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diviner%27s_sage

i wonder what would happen if you read all of berserk and then took a hallucinogen. would you start tripping about the god hand coming after you? that could be some crazy shit that i wouldn't necessarily recommend

huahuahuahuahuahuha well there is some that do visual alucinations, i think if some1 read berserk and take that one, probabily he would die of fear.

[dialdfordesi]

i wonder what would happen if you read all of berserk and then took a hallucinogen. would you start tripping about the god hand coming after you? that could be some crazy shit that i wouldn't necessarily recommend

You'd start stealing eggs thinking they're albino behelits or something, haha.

[MrFelony]

oh and a note, salvia is only legal is certain states. in Illinois it's going to be illegal after the new year

[Buuhan1]

Bah. Drugs. I point the finger of shame at you all.

[hbi2k]

I tried it once. The taste is incredibly nasty compared to tobacco or certain other smokable substances, and the effects are very short-lived. It's definitely not a "party" drug-- all you really want to do is sit and think for about a half hour until it wears off. I tried playing some music, but quickly found it distracting and turned it off. There weren't any heavy-duty hallucinations or anything. It was more like I read more significance into everyday objects, if that makes any sense. It's certainly an interesting experience if you ever have the inclination and opportunity to try it, but IMO nothing to get overly excited about.

[MrFelony]

well i hear it all depends on the strength you tried. it was also the harshest thing i've smoked besides a really thick cigar i once inhaled. i tried some really strong salvia and felt like i was in a movie or some alternate reality. i seriously couldn't believe what had just happened afterwards. but more ykyrtmbw..'s

[a-choo]

crazy, stuff like that is legal? where can you get your hands on that?

[MrFelony]

smoke shacks i presume. there is a hookah place at my college that sells it apparently. though it's pretty high priceds

[Grandfather_of_Lies]

Didn't know you could smoke this. I thought it was a nickname, not the actual plant, just so you know im a student of biology and i have this shit in my bothanical garden, didnt know it was so damn useful.

It is a wonder what one can learn on the net.

[Fuji Nagase]

well i tried it once but as i heard about it, it is intended for meditation, so the whole sitting and not being on a crazy trip is kind of how i was too. i got a not very strong one and was at the park but there was little to nothing. i know you can get it much more expensive and then you would, as Felony expirienced go into an actual trip. i know i can get it at piercing shops in my city in the US. but remember, its for meditation, so yeah, not a party drug.


i had a dream a few days ago that had to do with an eclipse. it was a seriously scary dream. the cement was burning my feet and there was the huge eclipse in the sky and opposite in the sky there were 2 suns or something. and that is like the tip of the iceberg. it was beautiful but frightening.

[MrFelony]

haha yea, it's defintiely not a party drug. it's best used with at most a couple other people or by yourself, and when i last tried it i realized that i had actually forgotten what i saw when i first "tripped" and then had this huge philisophical/spiritual revelation.

i'll start us off back on topic.

ykyrtmbw...you visit an old castle in europe and wonder how griffith would have taken it.

[Arcandus]

haha yea, it's defintiely not a party drug. it's best used with at most a couple other people or by yourself, and when i last tried it i realized
ykyrtmbw...you visit an old castle in europe and wonder how griffith would have taken it.

Haha I wish I were in Europe visiting an old castle.