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Luck- wrote:
Noodle is so full of shit that infact his eyes are starting to turn brown. Seeing this and thinking hes transfroming to a troll Gutts slices him up. After Gutts leaves, silat comes to do a little jig over noodles rotten corpse..
LoL. Eyes turning brown.. Lol it could actually happen 'cuz i got brown eyes.
You and noodle aren't the same guy are you? Since he was refering to noodle.
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Lol! Heck no. But I was born with brown eyes
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Oh ok. Didn't think so. Your posts actually make sense unlike the noodle guy.
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Hahaha. Well I haven't post much anyways.
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Yeah, but then again, I think the flying beavers make more sense then noodle.
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Umm I meant the whites of your eyes. I dont really no what the "technical" term for it is but who cares anyways...


oh wait you care.

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I see.. Not getting technical just playin
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Luck I like your Ava, where'd you get it?
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Since there are five God Hands taking seat on all the fingers of what seems to be the left hand - what happens if there is another eclipse? A right hand? Will the right hand fight with the left hand?

What about the feet!?!?

what happens on the 21st eclipse???? (dont answer that...)

what about the 22nd eclipse???? (do answer that)
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Reading on the Berserk wiki on Wikipedia, it mentioned that the Skull Knight might be a Deus Ex Machina. Thinking about that is a little worrying. His jumping in and saving Guts every once in a while is quite convenient, don't you think?
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Wikipedia is so friggin large. Who woudl have thought they woudl have had a article on berserk. Apparently sold 20 Million Volumes so far. Fairly popular I must say.
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It should have sold more when shit manga like Naruto(shit compared to Berserk) have sold 30-40 millions.
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Well Berserk has a limited audience. It is definately designed for adults, and mostly male too, where alot of this other stuff is not as much so. But Berserk is definately very adult which I think restricts some sales. Very graphic. Alot of violence and nudity.
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Yeah some kid who like kiddy mangas cant stand manga like Berserk. Also some people think that there isnt old mangas that every manga is new.

But Berserk is pretty popular it just that is most popular in the west side of the world and DH realesed the manga over here recently, when more vols have been realesed it should dubble the 20 million sold.
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Well, Berserk seems to be full of Deus ex Machina's simply because it is a fairy tale where almost anything seems posible. Puck would be a Deus ex Machina too right? I mean, without Puck Guts would have died from bloodloss, injuries and stuff a long time ago.
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Guts sitting in the sofa watching who wants to be a millionaire where Griffith is the contestant:

Q: what is the name of the sword Guts wields?

A1: Rip me apart
A2: The destroyer
A3: Dragon Slayer
A4: UP YOUR ASS

Answer of Grifith: i must choose the number four because of the beautiful memories i have.
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i wonder if the show would let him get away with that answer
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Dark_Zilo wrote:Guts sitting in the sofa watching who wants to be a millionaire where Griffith is the contestant:

Q: what is the name of the sword Guts wields?

A1: Rip me apart
A2: The destroyer
A3: Dragon Slayer
A4: UP YOUR ASS

Answer of Grifith: i must choose the number four because of the beautiful memories i have.
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what do you want? i've been away too long and i'm getting my post frenzy back little by little.
it unquestionably the most stupid post i ever made, but i needed to make fun of Griffith to face the new school term that started last week
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heh i guess...
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Yep. Welcome back Dark. Give him some time to settle back again! :lol:
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thanks Eldo.

when i got back i would assume that my threads would be pretty much dead but i guess i was wrong...

now think of this:
what would Guts (or any other main character) major in if he was in school?
i think he would probably be a baker.
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Dark_Zilo wrote:now think of this:
what would Guts (or any other main character) major in if he was in school?
i think he would probably be a baker.
I could imagine his prowess with a butter knife :P
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Eldo wrote: I could imagine his prowess with a butter knife :P
it would be awesome wouldn't it?

although his bakery (if he ever had any) would not be a good place to be if he got mad
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Have the berserker chef hat. Puts it on and he cooks up a storm, but he kills anyone that gets in his way, or says his food tastes bad.
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