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ok, corpses and animals is all wrong!!!!!!!! i really cant imagine it!. And that guy must have his rectum pierced by the horse!
U know uve read too much berserk when u are planning on buying some berserk statues. ( Damn, i cant find the skull knioght one! can only find guts in berserk mode on )
And u know that uve read too much berserk when u refuse to learn new kung fu sword moves cuz u think that the sword is too small (haha not happening to me yet, but might happen someday)
Check that out sometime. Cheap and freakin awesome! I haven't gotten any yet but you get the weapon(s) with the videos so...yea! I can't think of any that would be like Guts' sword so I say just go with the Broadsword and tie weights to it as you get better. Do the one handed trainings like Guts did. You should get lightning fast in no time like that. I really wish they would have throwing knife kits so as to train like Judeau but oh well...maybe in the future.
That's right!! Another pointless post by me bitches!!! HA!
You know you've read too much Berserk when you were hoping to find a Dragon Slayer for sale on that site. *Whistles innocently*
Man, I wonder whatever happened to that site that was selling the faux Dragon Slayer. Does anyone still have a link to that site, it was like Italian or something. I should've bookmarked it.
Well, she's not normally made of troll intestines, that was just a special case. She's damn hot, but I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole in that state. Her normal form though, that's a different story.
Hehe I'm with Necro...she's fucking hot and I would go for it even if she were made of dog shit....well maybe not that far...that stuff stinks when you're mowing and you run over it...sorry Slan hun, but...no shit...I'm not into that. ^_^
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Starnum wrote:Well, she's not normally made of troll intestines, that was just a special case. She's damn hot, but I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole in that state. Her normal form though, that's a different story.
I know that, but we don't know what here original body is made of. Human flesh for a demon?
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
yes slann is very doable, but have a minute and think.
Think urself in a situation that u see the hottest chix eva, but shes made of intestines orsopmething else, will u really fuck her? i seriously dont think so.
U know u read too much berserk when u tie ur wife on a tree when she is almost ready to give birth!!!!!!!!
ok, now this is really sick .... i know
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paulino wrote:yes slann is very doable, but have a minute and think.
Think urself in a situation that u see the hottest chix eva, but shes made of intestines orsopmething else, will u really fuck her? i seriously dont think so.
U know u read too much berserk when u tie ur wife on a tree when she is almost ready to give birth!!!!!!!!
ok, now this is really sick .... i know
thats excellent... i can't even think of anything to follow that
Whoever said that even though you're with the hottest chick eva to stop and think(Im not much of a quoter)....sorry man, but if you're with the hottest chick ever and she's made of intestines, then there's most likely NO chance of you seeing her again. And doing her would hopefully make her think more highly of you to visit in her normal form. People, you gotta learn that for love you HAVE to make sacrifices! Love isn't always pretty ya know...plus the intestines were fresh and she did sculpt her body out of them so she's still flesh ^_^ (like her body was sculpted smoothly only her hair looked intestiny)
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oh shit, u got a very good point here, i didnt think about that. Well, might take my chance so i can do with her in her real form
naaaaaah its disgusting i think to do it with intestines. And its not like u wont be able to fuck another chix in ur life ....
So my conclusion is: im undecided for this!!!!!!
U know that u read too much berserk when ur favorite defensive move is to stop ur ennemie's weapon with ur teeths and hope that it wont cut ur tongue or that u have enough jaw muscle to restrain its movement. Oh yeah, also wish that ur mouth wont produce too much saliva so the blade wont slide!
You know you've read too much Berserk when you talk about fucking characters from the story in different situations, while in different meduims of exsistance.
Sortep wrote:because if she's hot and can fuck.. then you can move on to.. if she's cool... then you have option of marrying her :oD
Marrying a girl only because she is hot (, can fuck) and is cool (if you mean you get along with her well with cool, then it's a bit more okay ) is a bit stupid.
Hehe I'm a bit old school romantic, don't mess with the necromantic.
I wouldn't have sex with a girl if there aren't any feelings (and no I don't mean lust).
But we are getting a bit offtopic here, so:
You know you've read too much Berserk if you start getting into a serious love topic because of this thread (and fucking Slan).
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
that's why i think guts and caska ( old school caska- not new, demented caska) were so fucking awsome. literally.
you know u read too much berserk when you focus on the sex (or opportunity of sex) rather than the plot. ( because youve already overkilled on discussing the real story.)
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