Berserk Stupid theories

Post by **Saiyah** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:22 pm

Na, more of another pathetic moment.

But then again when he makes that "serious" face (the one when he actually opens his eyes.) and says; I'll kill you Guts is kinda funny. No .. No.. it's still pathetic. I feel more sorry for him than amused when he says that.

Serpico = sad man.

Post by **Khelegond** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:32 pm

Skullkracker wrote:Well, he has different capabilities, and he is not to be underestimated.
Still, he often seems like a loser, but he is dangerous when he uses his head...hah...kinda like me.

Oh, but I don't underestimate Serpico. I think he's a powerfull character, a good sidekick, and he probably would have a good place if he was in the Hawks time...just see him against the Crocs! But against Gatts...man, of course he must be good, he isn't stupid, and he's challenging him. Their battle (haven't read the new chapters yet) is going to be a good one, since Gatts is in bad shape (too thin), and the columns. Yet, it's Gatts, c'mon!!!

Maybe he's broken-hearted because Farneze is going to marry another one...but they are brothers...oh, all these things are too complicated for me

Anyway...Serpico is cool, but Gatts is much more!

Post by **martyr3810** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:54 am

Thats obvious man, Gutts is the coolest in ANY manga, not just Berserk...

Think of it this way:

-Gutts : Shock Trooper (In combat the best, out of combat, not useful)
-Serpico : Tactician (Good in combat, good out of combat, general all around effective)
-Schierke : Artillery Support (Heavy hitting but takes a while to get up and running, in certain situations is more effective than anything else)
-Casca : Supply (The only thing keeping Gutts from totally losing it...)
-Farneze/Isidro (Military calls them REMF... Ill leave you to look it up, but long story short, slightly useful in combat but mostly effective out of combat)

Post by **RedEyes** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:10 am

puck/evarella : Medic

by the way, this thread started to make sense...

Post by **MrFelony** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:44 am

Guts has more than one canon, though the other isnt his hand and fires off natural explosions

. is that dumb enough for you? back to robot porn

Post by **LordMune** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:42 pm

Skull Knight is actually the resurrected Donovan.

Post by **psi29a** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:13 pm

LordMune wrote:Skull Knight is actually the resurrected Donovan.

SK says... "MMMmmmm butt-sex."

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:17 pm

I would do an omake of that if my laptop wasn't so shit. Goddamn P2.

Post by **misuru** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:26 am

Ah, Donovan. Now that he's dead, i bet the memory of him is the only thing Guts can't defeat.

Post by **martyr3810** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:34 am

Snicker, want a funny and gorey thought? What would Gutts do to him if he could get his hands on him in his current state?

Post by **Starnum** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:17 am

Okay, enough of this Donavon talk.

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:21 pm

What if Ishidoro was a spy for the Vatican to keep taps of the "Black Hawk" Guts that is.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:25 pm

Nah, he's too dummy for that.

Post by **RedEyes** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:16 pm

if he's a spy the best thing he can do is acting the dummy

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:23 pm

Yeah there is no way anyone will suspect him when he acts like he does hence why he is the best one for the job.

Post by **LordMune** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:43 pm

Lies, all lies. It's common knowledge that Ishidoro is the human form of God Hand Conrad, currently suffering from amnesia.

Starnum: No, MORE Donovan!

You can't get enough Donovan.

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:48 pm

What if Donovan is apostle,he did have a behelit in his pocket when Guts killed him so he wished to become an apostle and sacrified his dying mother.

Now he wanders around the world looking for Guts to take his revenge.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:54 pm

the same could go with Gambino

but I agree with Starnum, Donovan is the last person I want a discussion about

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:09 pm

Why not he was once very "close" to Guts.

Post by **LordMune** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:11 pm

Libaax wrote:What if Donovan is apostle,he did have a behelit in his pocket when Guts killed him so he wished to become an apostle and sacrified his dying mother.

Oh yes! It all makes sense now! Skull "Donovan" Knight is a renegade apostle! That's why he's pissed at Void and even helped Guts during the eclipse! Void turned him into a skeletal apostle, thus denying Donovan continued usage of his, er... fleshier parts.
Oh, that Miura sure is a sneaky writer, but we've got him ALL figured out now.

I need help...

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:14 pm

if this turned out, I would be seriously freaked...

WOULD SOMEONE CHANGE TOPIC????

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:16 pm

Why do you have anything against Donovan

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:22 pm

he's unsympathetic that's all

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:26 pm

LordMune wrote:
Libaax wrote:What if Donovan is apostle,he did have a behelit in his pocket when Guts killed him so he wished to become an apostle and sacrified his dying mother.
Oh yes! It all makes sense now! Skull "Donovan" Knight is a renegade apostle! That's why he's pissed at Void and even helped Guts during the eclipse! Void turned him into a skeletal apostle, thus denying Donovan continued usage of his, er... fleshier parts.
Oh, that Miura sure is a sneaky writer, but we've got him ALL figured out now.

I need help...

Not only you most of us need help....

Post by **Skullkracker** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:33 pm

I don't

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