You know you've read too much berserk when...

[Buuhan1]

between 5'6" and 6'2" and 150 to 260 lbs

You're grateful.

[lon3vvolf]

... when your almost 2 year old niece visits and you automatically start asking her "can you say Caska? Behelit? Gatts? Gatts?"
... and then tell her "be good or Zodd will come and take you into the Eclipse."

... when your talking online about having 'guts' and you continually spell it gutts without realizing it.

[hbi2k]

...when you have to work two jobs just to pay your bills, and you waste most of your free time redubbing anime episodes to include penis jokes.

...Oh, shit! (-:

[Ligthingtooth]

when you get scared seeing a dead three and is dead sure you saw eyes on it.

[Finito]

When you paint your penis in brown and rape little kids thinking of guts.

When your not afraid of anything anymore except the thought of Kentaro suiciding without ending the series which makes you dream of being Kentaro's personnel slave so that you can make sure he doesn't die or else life would be a total waste and if he dies, you think of using any means to resuscitate him from Hell and if you find out that Hell doesn't exist, you think of creating one yourself by making everyone suffer until they change their perspective of sacrificing to a deliverance.

When you can only wash yourself using buckets and water fight with your now imaginary gay boyfriend that you accidentally killed while torturing him in your dungeon like basement.

[MrFelony]

i think you just took the cake finito

[Arcandus]

When you argue with some1 and wish to have a big sword(and the strenght to use it) to cut him into 2 pieces.

[FightClub]

When you get on the subject of where you were born, and you tell your friends the astonishing story of being rescued from under your mother's dead body, which was hanging from a tree.

[Finito]

I hate cakes, unless a hot goat girl comes out of it.

When your big ass football friend wants to bring you to a gay orgie by force and you elbow him in the face and make out with raisin juice(I don't drink alcohol).

[Buuhan1]

After an active day and getting a neck ache, you rub it and think a apostle is around.

You ask a random hot black chick you see her name, and then walk away disappointed when it isn't "Caska".

You go to a jewelry store and ask if they have any "Behelit's".

You just spent the last 6-10 minutes or so sitting here trying to think up these. <--- Crap..

[Sortep]

eldo = mr felony's probation officer?


ykyrtmbw when you eat shrooms and acid to walk through the forest at night taking swings at "lost souls"

[MrFelony]

actually Bill May was my probation officer.

[lon3vvolf]

...you wonder if you've ever been raped in the butt by a big black dude named Donovan and you blocked it out of your memory.

Hmmm I sure haven't thought of that... perhaps I haven't been reading enough Berserk.

when your friend who talks too much annoys you and you yell "STFU Corkus!"

[Buuhan1]

...you wonder if you've ever been raped in the butt by a big black dude named Donovan and you blocked it out of your memory.

......I'm scared. I'm gonna go roll up into a ball in a corner now...and suck my thumb....yeah, suck my thumb.

[Sortep]

ykyrtmbw you try to picture what kind of car guts would drive and what kind of music he'd jam

[Fuji Nagase]

when you giggle/laugh/chuckle whenever you see the word guts anywhere (ex: and his guts were spilling out! ..heh heh..guts..) and your friends are sick of it.

when the word `eclipse` has a very speical place in your mind so that you scream in terror whenever it is mentioned. or you come accross it in a book and start a loud unsightly rant/crazy person babble about the god hand.


when its been years and you still get chills whenver you open up a berserk manga.

when sad romantic movies dont seem to affect you but when the situation with casca is brought up everyone must beware of the fit of anger and sadness coming strongly.


when you spend more than 1 year making a caska cosplay. ( and are renewing it for next year too)


when everytime you are in bad mood because you think you have it bad you think about how at least youre lucky not to be guts .



not a YKYWTMBWY...
but its kind of funny:
...i think im the only person under 30 who reads berserk in kanazwa. that and im a chick. its so funny to see people`s reaction. i asked my friend about if she knows berserk and her answer was `uhmmm. i think my father reads it`. hahahaha! but they always have it in the bookstores! its one of my few friends here.


whew! feels good to get those out!

[lon3vvolf]

YKYRWTMBWY... come up with answers to this question and others:

ykyrtmbw you try to picture what kind of car guts would drive and what kind of music he'd jam

Guts would prolly drive an ECLIPSE! (har har har)
He's listen to Apoptygma Berzerk.
He'd be playing God Hand for PS2... or touching his DS all day long.

YKYRWTMBWY... tear up each time you think about Judeau.

YKYRWTMBWY... put Berserk manga, AMVs, pictures, cosplay pics, etc on your PSP... and you always whip it out and tell people "Hey wanna see something cool?" and scroll it.

YKYRWTMBWY... wanna punch someone in the throat for saying anything derogatory towards Berserk (especially when they compare it to some popular cookie cutter animes).

[Fuji Nagase]

..when you think about it long and hard and believe that it was really an eclipse that wiped out the dinosaurs.

(yeah i thought of that one on my train to my station hehehe)


i dont think he would drive an eclipse at all. i think he would stay away from them because you must remember HE DOESNT LIKE ECLIPSES because they fucked him over. so i think something tough and not to flashy. something that gets him from A to B i think. maybe in black. its like all of what guts wears; nothing is there he doesnt need.　music wise maybe he would listen to metal or something. maybe like the OST? meh..

[MrFelony]

I think guts would listen to something bright and uplifting, i mean his life is dark enough as it is right? probably ABBA or some good disco, and he'd probably drive a lime green convertible bug.

oh wait this isn't the stupid theories thread .

car: bat mobile from most recent movie
Music: Mastodon's Blood and Thunder, or Great White Whale (interchanging whale with hawk lol)

[MasterHan]

disco, and he'd probably drive a lime green convertible bug.

ykyrtmbw you think of Guts in disco fashioned clothes.

[Buuhan1]

*giggles to himself* I'm so easily amused.

[Fuji Nagase]

look at the thread. arent we all?

[dialdfordesi]

...When you set your alarm to play the berserk theme song.

[MrFelony]

saturday night sever woulda been more apropriate i think

[Buuhan1]

saturday night sever woulda been more apropriate i think

That would have required more photoshopping than I was willing to do at the time.